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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025

More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund: -Cuddly, loving, attentive -Cute and kissable -Respectful of women -Kinda dumb -Brave enough to admit when he's scared -Didn't recognize me with my hood up. -Thinks all babies are his, obviously

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 03/11/2025

Hey what set of nipple rings should I get? #Piercing choices are important. PICK TWO!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025

Boomer screenshot showing I'm up to $592 a month from $250 a month.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 31/10/2025

Teddy may not be Rocky's bio dad, but many male #dachshunds just assume they gave birth to the kid anyways.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 29/10/2025

9S: "Oh, good, you caught one! Now we should-" 2B: *Immediately yeets robit back into water to keep fishing.*

A Metal Koi Mechanical Carp, caught by yours truly!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 29/10/2025

"60, awaiting confirmation that you've found the Resistance Camp!" "This is 9S... We haven't, uh... We haven't exactly gotten there yet." 60: "What? Why? What's the delay?" 2B: fimshing

Nier: Automata's fishing minigame, presented by yours truly..

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 29/10/2025

"Too many Nazis, not enough actual content. Also, I dislike how the users seem to torment their captive chained AI, Grok."

A white woman holding a large paper sign with a 1/5 star rating. "Absolutely awful." Is written under the stars.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 28/10/2025

As much as I hate how much #MarvalRivals ignores Cloak in the duo - ALWAYS - it's still super cute they have each other.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 27/10/2025

My beautiful cat-son, Patrick, has live twice as long as the Confederacy existed. And I will make sure he continues to outlive THIS dictatortraitorship >:(

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 27/10/2025

White liberals really are the worst, aren't they?

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 25/10/2025

STOP HATING ON WASPS, YOU ASSHOLES. beeswiki.com/do-wasps-pol...

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 25/10/2025

I taught my boy how to be an iPad kid and now he insists on getting his 20mins of TV time while I use the other monitor for games.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 24/10/2025

Now nothing is stopping Sony from unleashing their patent of voice-activated advertisements. Literally nothing. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 24/10/2025

NOPE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. My father immigrated from Nigeria and lived through it's Civil War. He's also a massive history/philosophy/religion/science buff and, like. Isn't stupid.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 21/10/2025

(Turn up the volume!) Have some free vibrations/purrs from Old Man Patrick!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 19/10/2025

Terry's still confused. Can we run it through one more time?

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 18/10/2025

Sitting next to Tedrick, who watched me take my meds and asked to stick his big fat nose in every bottle for inspection. We love Teddy 🖤

Tedrick, a male black/tan mini dachshund!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 18/10/2025

They're still selling a console with almost no games? Lol. Lmao, even.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13/10/2025

Patrick wants to formally complain to Bluesky because he got a Goth Girl Kiss™ on his tiny old-man forehead. He HATES Girl Girl Kisses™

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13/10/2025

Like holy shit poster boy for "This post is about me and I dont like it"

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13/10/2025

"Dark times ahead. I can feel it in the cheese."

A lone rat eating cheese on a bed that's by far too big for him.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025

Idk how you feel about animals but here's the Muppet creature I live with wiggling in the autumn leaves.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 08/10/2025

Lily is doing well after her attack. Banished from bed because she's crusty and shedding. But her arm is okay and she is getting better!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 07/10/2025

They can't munch Bluetooth, but then they just resort to annoying YOU.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 07/10/2025

Reason #12 why I wish I was hot enough to be a #sugarbaby to some hot rich guy OR have a bunch of paypigs as a #findom 👀 My pets would be so spoiled.

$600 cat tree shaped like an actual tree! Its MASSIVE.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 06/10/2025

Yeah that tracks with what I've seen.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/10/2025

Lily was nearly murdered by 4 other Dachshunds. It was bad - aggressor put down, we thought Lily was DEAD. Here she is a week later. In all her half-shaved glory. In a dinosaur onsie.

Lily the cream sable dachshund laying belly up. Wearing a dinosaur onsie.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 30/09/2025

We love making other #dachshunds jealous of our good behavior. Only good Weiner dogs are allowed free roam yard time.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 23/09/2025

My eldest cat, Patrick, was neutered late at 9mo. He kept his protective Male Tom personality. My Discipline Shadow. Means he sleeps right where the bed steps are, to keep the house safe. Patrick gets trampled by Weiner dogs quite often. I'd feel worse if he didn't set up his own suffering.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025

The far funnier, earlier, darker crashout that needed the warning:

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025

Post of a minor crashout while playing #HollowKnight. The 2nd one has a TW: Suicide mention from a cronically depressed individual so it's hidden in the thread. #Plarforming is hard but I was determined and now I'm gonna beat up the SUN.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 14/09/2025

I just opened Marval Rivals and wtf who is this Summer Eladrin ass mf? BIRD FEET?!?! huh?!?

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

Don't say a PEEP about my senator, her husband, and her dog being shot? And we caught the rightwing nutjob who did it? But Racist Sexist Peppermint LARRY gets a personal ulogy and a "political violence is WRONG EVERYONE 🥺"??? HUH???

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

Here's one of my sausages wiggling around in bed with me. More below.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

(Screenie cause no QR) When I was small, my pet hamster got a URI. I was distraught. My mother took this small rodent to the vet. $200. For a HAMSTER. She still says it was worth it. Nibbles LOVED his strawberry medicine and would try and steal the syringe every time he had it.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

So they blocked me, but I'm still naming and shaming. This is how we got here. This position to not punish those who did wrong and accept people have different feelings than we do, is how we got here. I hope they are able to keep this privileged view.

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