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Plague Scholar

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I am not a clever man.

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Relooted by Nyamakop @nyamakop.co.za · 10/02/2026
“Please enjoy the museum”: Relooted is OUT NOW! Please share!
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
TWO Bitterbloom Bearers? Hell yeah, that fucking rules
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Commander is great because I can just ignore all the cards I don't like. These decks aren't optimal anyway. It honestly helps a ton with decision paralysis! In Standard, on the other hand, I'm at a notable disadvantage if I refuse to play cards from IPs I don't care for.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Now if they did "Standard Within," I will buy in immediately. I have been interested in 60 card Magic for a long time, and I was on the fence about getting a standard deck, but the announcement that UB sets would be standard legal kind of killed that interest for me.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Honestly, I would not be all that interested. Most of my decks are all Universes Within already, so there would be no deckbuilding cost for me, but honestly I think commander is a great format for UB stuff. I don't want to tell people what cool IPs they can and can't play in their casual deck.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
She jacking my lantern while I trick her treat
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
My kitchen is a dishwasher safe space (I will not tolerate dishes I must clean by hand)
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
V3 is still pretty excellent. There are some story choices people don't like, and I can see why, but A.) the plot to the first two is pretty mid anyway, I'm just here for fun characters and fun mysteries to solve, and V3 has both, and B.) I kind of like the thing everyone else hates?
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Drawfee secret lair when
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Changing your mind is just lying in slow motion
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Oh hey look at that youtu.be/GUOog5NdRiM?...
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Drawfee Turns Dumb Commander Decks Into...Shuffle Up & Play 83! | Magic: The Gathering Gameplay
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Me paying $30 for a powerful Magic card I need for a deck: 😒 Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
😔
A screenshot of a question asked on Amazon "Is the flashlight dishwasher safe?" The seller replies "Thank you for your inquiry. The fleshlight is not dishwasher safe."
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hey google are fleshlights dishwasher safe
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Men will literally pretend to have read Marcus Aurelius instead of going to therapy
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Let he who is not cancelled cast the first stone
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
*preforming the sign of the cross* Like, Comment, and Subscribe
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
National Anthem (nightcore remix)
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"I know that men know nothing" - feminist Socrates
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
If I have a priest bless my bladder do I piss holy water?
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thing is it could be music, or pirates, or the sewing project that your previous post was about, and they'd all be good guesses lol
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
What's the interest?
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
With great horny comes great responsibility.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
No way these names are real
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Remember, God only hears your prayers during office hours
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
You're so right
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
To counter my own point, I suppose I could say "I'll be thinking about you", although that doesn't carry nearly the same weight.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Being a Christian is so convenient. If something bad happens to someone, you can just say "I'll be praying for you." But I have to like... Actually come up with words? Exhausting.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Oh, you're a free thinker? Name three thoughts
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Life hack: wear your fitbit while masturbating to get in extra steps.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Will we get a deck tech for Kenessos? I've been trying to make Kenessos work but I haven't been able to make it click
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Seeing Nathan on Shuffle Up and Play would be maybe my favorite thing ever
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My answer used to be The Last Airbender, but my one wish has come true!
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is my pick as well and I've found it odd more content creators aren't talking about it (at least not many of the ones I follow)
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The Book of Job is just God in his "would you love me if I was a worm" era
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
No I will not elaborate
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Playing Danganronpa is like smoking weed every day and playing Ace Attorney is like snorting cocaine once a week
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Team Temmet for sure, love zombies
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Lowkey gonna quit my job and become a vtuber. My avatar will just be me in a maid dress and cat ears (I will also be wearing a maid dress and cats ears irl even though you can't see - method acting)
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I used to just build around commanders I think look neat, but lately I've been thinking of the deck idea first and finding the right commander for it second, and I've been having a lot more luck building decks that turn out fun to play.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I cannot wait to add the azorius gearhulk to my blink deck and dribble it like a basketball until my opponents are drawing the same three cards forever
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
what are the steps you would only take if push came to shove? and what constitutes a "shove"? and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing? the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live. it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon. youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs
youtu.be
The Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the Rubicon
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I'm really excited for Edge of Eternities. I'm a bit burnt out on these overly-tropey sets, but I feel like this one has big potential to land well. Just a vibe though. Also that last UB set if it is what we think it is 👀
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Masochists be fucking up utilitarian theory
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Enkidu is the first written account of post-nut clarity
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Shadows Over Innistrad/Eldritch Moon. I didn't start playing until years afterward but when I did I bought a bunch of it online and was drawn in by the eldritch horror theme. Would have loved to draft it.
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Both of these covers actually go really hard wtf
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Like seriously what the fuck is this
An x-ray of a wrist
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
There has to have been a better way to do wrists
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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I would change a lot, no worries. Identity-annihilation isn't so bad if you already don't like yourself.
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