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Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025She jacking my lantern while I trick her treat 030
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025My kitchen is a dishwasher safe space (I will not tolerate dishes I must clean by hand) 020
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Changing your mind is just lying in slow motion 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Me paying $30 for a powerful Magic card I need for a deck: 😒 Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏 020
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Men will literally pretend to have read Marcus Aurelius instead of going to therapy 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Let he who is not cancelled cast the first stone 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/07/2025*preforming the sign of the cross* Like, Comment, and Subscribe 020
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"I know that men know nothing" - feminist Socrates 020
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If I have a priest bless my bladder do I piss holy water? 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 13/06/2025With great horny comes great responsibility. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Remember, God only hears your prayers during office hours 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Being a Christian is so convenient. If something bad happens to someone, you can just say "I'll be praying for you." But I have to like... Actually come up with words? Exhausting. 200
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Oh, you're a free thinker? Name three thoughts 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Life hack: wear your fitbit while masturbating to get in extra steps. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The Book of Job is just God in his "would you love me if I was a worm" era 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Playing Danganronpa is like smoking weed every day and playing Ace Attorney is like snorting cocaine once a week 120
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Lowkey gonna quit my job and become a vtuber. My avatar will just be me in a maid dress and cat ears (I will also be wearing a maid dress and cats ears irl even though you can't see - method acting) 250
Reposted by Plague ScholarIan Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/01/2025what are the steps you would only take if push came to shove? and what constitutes a "shove"? and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing? the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live. it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon. youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vsyoutu.beThe Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the RubiconYouTube video by Innuendo Studios 631128423
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Masochists be fucking up utilitarian theory 020
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Enkidu is the first written account of post-nut clarity 030
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025There has to have been a better way to do wrists 120
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Lucky Charms but with Irish cream instead of milk 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 26/12/2024RIP John Stuart Mill, he would have loved gooning 040
Reposted by Plague ScholarGraham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 20/12/2024Around the opened fire straight up roarsting them And by “them” haha well… let’s justr say. My chesnits 1335498
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Video games, music, books, TV shows, movies. Tbh video games and music are pretty close. My tie-breaker was that I consume a lot of content *about* video games, but basically none about music. I watch basically no television, but when I do, I prefer TV shows over movies. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Wheel of Fortune is just hangman with extra steps 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The BlueSky people don't know I'm cringe yet, better not post my Spotify wra- shit too late 120
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Astrology is just a one-question personality quiz. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Wise: It's like smart, but more pretentious™ 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Remember kids: calories don't count if they're ethically sourced. 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 16/11/2024How do I keep my skin looking so flawless? It’s simple: every night I bathe with a school of fish that eat the dead skin and dirt off of my face for a naturally smooth look. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Socrates: *drinks hemlock* Schopenhauer: God I wish that were me 000
Reposted by Plague ScholarChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 31/10/2024Look I can handle skeletons, and I can even handle spooky skeletons, but spooky *scary* skeletons is a bridge too far 410816
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 22/08/2024Just read my horoscope, it says I deserve a little treat 010
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 19/05/2024Physically I am at work but mentally I am crossed af and passed out in the Applebee's bathroom 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 21/04/2024I took a nerd quiz about that nerd game for nerds and it told me I was a fucking nerd 120
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 07/04/2024What's a music artist that the mainstream thinks is cringe but you unironically think is fantastic? To be clear, not an artist you know is bad but you enjoy anyway, but an artist you think is great and the popular consensus is wrong about. 000
Plague Scholar @plaguescholar.bsky.social · 27/02/2024I love reading, and yet, I rarely do so. There are a handful of things I love doing, but they feel like a monumental task to actually initiate (they are not, to be clear - they just feel this way), and reading is top of the list. Anyone else feel similarly about something? Any tips? 000
