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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers

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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So many purported AI use cases sound like Douglas Adams' Electronic Monk. This machine will do all your believing for you!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sand? In my arena? It's more likely than you think.
Mu from Fortune's Weave saying "Wow!  Sand!  I can't believe it.  The arena's a...a desert!"  Unbeknownst to Mu, but knownst to us, "arena" is from the Latin word for sand.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plumber David Bowie be like PVC 1.5"
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prediction markets and generative AI share a key problem: at some point they start using their outputs as inputs.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dracula Flow
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TC is a better man than I, because my intention is absolutely to rub it in here. Eat shit, pickup truck morons!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elissa Slotkin is the person on here who most frequently makes me want to quote tweet with "shut up bitch" but I don't because it feels misogynist. Major English curse lacuna for "birdbrain coward."
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bizarre that in this very thread she acknowledges the horrifying wars and the hate crimes against Muslims (or anyone who looks like they could be) but concludes with this "shared bond" nonsense. Shared bond with who, the racists and warmongers? I don't want to have a bond with them!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice electrical grid you have there...shame if something were to happen to it...
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Real "there are five lights" moment
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vote buying. Any state prosecutor with ambition can bring charges immediately on Jan 21 2029 and put this in evidence. He's pleading the elements!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is how you know socialism will win. Dummies like this see wealth taxes, free buses, and government-owned grocery stores and claim everyone supported that all along!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These polls rock because the actual turnout is always like 50%
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today in "can't make it up": Meta's commercial for their AI, where they pitch it as the tool that will build the future, uses Bowie's "Five Years," a song about the impending apocalypse.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love that modern America is somehow less egalitarian than Ankh-Morpork
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we talk about how modern feminism is doing collateral damage to nonbinary folx? Or are we not ready for that 🙄
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're calling it Roku's Basilisk
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my brother's friends, after having no girlfriend for the better part of a decade, asked my brother if the mayor was single
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One thing I'd love to see is for a newspaper to just call Trump a liar. "Claims without evidence" is a euphemism that clearly hasn't communicated what is happening, which is that the President lies constantly. That's news! "President Lying About X" is an unbiased headline!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
After Nuremberg II we need to have a reckoning on the News Industry. It has utterly failed in its ostensible goal of informing the public. If we let this information environment continue, we will be right back in the clutches of our most insane morons in ten years.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Media in this dumb asshole country acts like they have no agency, that they simply Report The News, not realizing that they are the gatekeepers of what is The News! Part of their job is to use discretion on what the public needs to know!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The only Hasan Piker thing I ever saw was his 2024 election night stream where he was clearly supporting Harris and had urged his audience to vote for Harris. Dems simply cannot accept that this guy is on their team!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is my Congressperson issuing official statements about a Twitch streamer
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shoe is a dodo bird but does she belong on Post-Left Watch? She got famous for posting on 4chan as an anti-feminist.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good question! The answer is we tried that and it didn't reach all the people who needed it and then got cut unilaterally by our nation's biggest pedophile. Hope that helps!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What will it profit a man to gain marginal productivity efficiencies and lose his soul?
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oreo theory: no President will drop under 30% approval as long as Oreos remain readily available.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is also how the planet Krypton got destroyed!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Exactly my feeling about Breathless
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
American opinion columnists, as a class, have been wrong about everything my whole life. No predictive ability, no moral clarity, nothing of any use. They could just submit a fart joke each week and it would be a greater contribution. In light of this, why do so few of them kill themselves?
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Antonio McDyess Clay @thomnottom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2/2 on yard signs with Abdul and Cheng-Schulting. Big night for my household
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This take only makes sense if you're not from here. That's just what we sound like!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the MI senate candidates dropped out after the ballots were printed. This means we have a beautiful natural experiment regarding which Michigan counties have the dumbest voters. Some counties have nearly 10% of voters pulling the lever for a non-candidate!
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every new Nolan flick that comes out further convinces me that they're giving my local theater a different movie than everywhere else. It's the only way I can explain why everyone online loves this plodding, gray, boring, joyless drivel.
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Antonio McDyess Clay @thomnottom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If this is Skubal’s last start as a Tiger then Scott Harris and Chris Ilitch must never know peace for the rest of their lives
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
50k is a down payment on a house. A car paid for in cash. It could get a person out of student debt. Or medical debt. I would take the coin toss but there is a case to be made for the 50k, and it's really odd to pretend all those people are just idiots.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hear me out
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gender has gone too far this time
Fragrance display with bottles labeled Man Parfum, Man Extreme, Man Aqua, Man Intense, and, enigmatically, just Man
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
100% this lady's son pawned the jewelry six months ago and she didn't notice it was missing until the move
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Long Goodbye isn't my favorite LA movie (that's Chinatown) but it is the most LA movie there is
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love Elvis Costello because he'll have the lyric "it's like the last days of Rome, with its despots and divines," and then later in the same song "the women in Poughkeepsie take their clothes off when they're tipsy"
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RocketMermaid @rocketmermaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
INTERSCHISMATIC SEMINARY SEMINARY INTERSCHISMATIC
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tom Kean is gonna do a press conference with huge ripe gazongas and come out as trans
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Biggest sporting event in the world and *this* is how the tournament is designed? If this isn't intentional game-fixing then it's all-time incompetence from FIFA.
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh she was in my city last night for a talk with Abdul, she must have been at the Culver's by Tanger Outlets. Wonder if this account will also criticise her for shopping at Old Navy
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This post is loaded with Ideology, i.e., unexamined but foundational beliefs
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lizardman's Constant, we meet again
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Emily Wilson kicks ass. Her Odyssey and Iliad are must-reads.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me signing the contract agreeing not to plant the magic beans from the traveling doctor until 15 days after he’s left town: “Gee golly! What an opportunity. We’re going to be rich!”
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Love Takes Ales / (love takes ales) / Love Takes Beers @pkoleslaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He was elected on a "we're not the Tories" platform then pivoted right and endorsed genocide, hope that helps!
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