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Patrick

@pjos.bsky.social
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 6h
Plenty of Saudi’s want to put the boot into the house of Saud as well. Could all get very messy.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 11h
God I'd forgotten how important this was to the empty headed knuckle draggers.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get your own back by selecting the chapters randomly.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well he got his little cell then.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The white grifts of Dover.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In fact, he's dead against it.
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The Black Dog @theblackdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Star Wars has changed.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Should’ve put an old lady in there instead as they’re famous for eating spiders.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Mad how guys trying their best to not look gay just end up looking more gay.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Back when fitness regimes meant something..
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Rindstone cowboy.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Are Fuhrer, who art in Bitcoin.
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Harry Campbell @flipdrivel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I suppose it's like when tourists complain how touristy a place is. The problem is always other people.
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Larry Clapp @theclapp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Douglas Adams has entered the chat. (Yes, from the afterlife.)
These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B Ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers and telephone sanitisers. They sent the B ship off first, but of course, the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Probably stole them off somebody’s grave.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
She’s not the first Tory leader to be averse to Cobra meetings..
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nice to see the Tories back on form.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The golden dawn turned out to be just an oil refinery on fire.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The irony being that they gave us Murdoch, the overlord of the media/political car crash doom loop. Bastards.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You blocked it you sort it.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Great plan: Set up camp on an island almost completely surrounded by forces that want to kill you..
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sci fi writers in 1950: in the future there will be flying cars and wormholes that allow us to explore the galaxy The actual future: here's a pedophile computer that tells you to kill yourself
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A little staining & beeswax can work wonders.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
OBE Oblada, life goes on..
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Surprised they managed to agree on a day.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Great shot
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I can't decide if this is more Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Autumn colours in North London.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Perfect
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The true rulers of the earth.
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Top of the morning
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Live scenes at The Spectator, attempting to purge the degenerates.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You’ve succumbed to the couture wars.
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Luddite Spyrius Robot @vexorian.dev · 18/09/2025
So glad we are scorching the Earth so that a computer can, maybe after many tries, tell a guy how to make a Sandwich.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Seems appropriate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXn9...
youtube.com
Bob Dylan A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall
YouTube video by Mridul Chitranshi
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
‘Are the people cheering for me?’ ‘In a way Mr President, in a way’.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Will spend the rest of my life considering how we were rushed into "going paperless" for the good of the environment only for the next generation of digital tools to become far worse for the environment.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Centralising decentralised ponzi.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Just come out the washing machine I guess.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It's complex.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Undisclosed (11)
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
There goes Jeremy controlling the memes of production.
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Using venom for ink today, deservedly.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“What ultimately transpired is the closest thing to a personal episode of Black Mirror I hope to experience in this lifetime.”
amandaguinzburg.substack.com
Diabolus Ex Machina
This Is Not An Essay
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Patrick @pjos.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Touched, by God.
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