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unprofessional gambler, hillbilly, any pronouns are fine

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/03/2024
Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
article asking the question, "did a lunatic discover what would become west virginia?"
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
grew up in one of those places and yea, the mountains and shit therein still don't much care for humans
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
what i mean is that he (probably multiple people over many years) was as sane as anyone who wanders off into unknown country can be, but wandered too far into the deep mountains. there's good reasons that there are parts of wv no native tribe lived in or claimed
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
article asking the question, "did a lunatic discover what would become west virginia?"
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
still on that love potion number 5 shit, all this newfangled stuff is too strong for me
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
heeheeheehaw
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rabid🦊wolf🌈 @tallwolf.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
i'm gonna do something extra gay later tonight 😳
opal ring w diamond accents in gold next to emerald and diamond ring in gold
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
gayyyyyyyy
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Ouaquaga on Chenango @jnxouaquaga.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Maybe this will help:
A pic of my fishnetted thigh and side butt, with the text from the QTd thread:

Look the point about adoptees being anti-adoption isn't because we "just had a bad experience".  It's the fact that the system itself is built on racist and classist ideals.  If you can understand ACAB you can understand why the family policing/adoption industries also need abolishing.

Pushing back against that by using your interpretation of your friends's cousin's adopted sister's story by saying "but see this time it was good!" is no different than saying "not all cops", and the sooner y'all realize that the better off we'll all be.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
One of my favorite things about conservative intellectuals is that they never have thoughts about Fyodor Dostoevsky but if you ask them about Gaston or Pumbaa it’s like ok buckle up
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
finnegans wake implies the existence of finnegans nap
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
"These sugarplums ain't shit." *twenty minutes later*
A statue of Santa Claus where for some reason his eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is hanging open.
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
hitler in the front, skinhead in the back
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
but prime will guarantee it's bound in genuine human leather *and* get it here by christmas
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
i have plans for central wv. the panhandles can go and virginia can have the mined out coalfields down thattaway tho
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
depending on how cold it gets in the winter where you are you might want to drop down to a middle or welter weight
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
didn't sleep much, thought i was gonna nap but now i think im gonna try to make it until a reasonable adult time to go to bed. like 6pm after it's fully dark
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
woke up from an unplanned nap with both boys laying on me and now it's dark outside. i might as well sleep until tomorrow at this point
two orange cats, angel baby sweetheart bastards
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
goodnight
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
100% with ya there, it's been hard not to drink more than normal
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
coffee tasted right today, first time since this bout of covid. still drained and kinda concerned about long term shit. first round didn't know i was infected until weird symptoms started later but this time i got the flu-like stuff first and hopefully the high temp killed any bugglers left in there
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
i have entered the, "omg how does that much snot even fit in my head?" stage
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
this covid stuff kinda sucks huh?
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rabid🦊wolf🌈 @tallwolf.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
all cops are murderers i am so mad for this mother
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
snitches get stitches
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
thought this was gonna be fake until i saw the £
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
you should check out 'i am in eskew' for something along those lines, and 'the white vault' also malevolent has just kept getting better as it goes imo, the story arc it's on right now with the butcher is my fav yet (i am about 3 eps behind)
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
rogan is *so* impressionable. all it would take is the right guest to tell him eating lead could inoculate him to bullets
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rabid🦊wolf🌈 @tallwolf.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
god was really having a weird one when they made muntjac deer. truly a dark creation
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
living waxworks are much less of a threat to me personally then i was lead to believe they would be as a child like, if the entire contents of every waxwork museum in the world came to life with murderous intent i would be in almost no danger at all
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
tis the season
turnip jack o lantern
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
the unplayed episodes counters are way off cause i factory reset my phone. listened to all of most of these
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
forget all the star charts or letterboxeds, post your podcatcher
history of english, land whale murders, magnus, silt verses, storage papers, starship iris, strata, valentyne heresy, wanderer, white vault, unwell, where the stars fell
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
ty, i feel better than i have in 3 years and it still sucks
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
my halloween costume is 'person with gross leg, unsexy' long covid ruining my capillaries has also given me a great 'terminal alcoholic nose' mask shit is healing slowly, doctors are fucking useless. finally googled, "how to heal chronic wound" and have been making progress since
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
it's the inflation, nowadays you need like $12 of quarters in a sock just to beat someone senseless
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
picked up a 2022 quarter and this shit feels like an arcade token, definitely lighter than a quarter usedtabe
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
prob a robe not a cloak. i was too distracted by realizing that was an actual face and not a mask to be sure
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
saw a vvitch, thought it was a costume until i got close and nope. her face was the only thing visible under a head to toe hooded cloak and she looked oldold, like too old to have been walking up a hill as steep as she was without even a cane. she was struggling a little, but less than i woulda been
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
listened to a mama bear go fish her dumb crying baby outta the creek down the bottom of the holler last night. was a neat thing to experience living in town within hootin distance of campus
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
downshifting a 3 wheeler that didn't have brakes to slow down and hit neutral instead of 2nd while i was already going too fast downhill
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
also leaf posting
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
moon posting
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
*hysterical blink 182 voice* 🎶say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ain't so say it ai
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
i just keep walkin
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
"what do you do for a living?" "uhhhh, well i play bingo and game casino promotions and bet on sports i don't watch"
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pjaxe @pjaxe.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
weird realization that of everyone who plays this casino app i have almost definitely played the most games of bingo and prob won the most money at it. the handful of people who were already around when i joined and are still here have all taken an extended break at some point
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