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Martin 🌈

@pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social
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Manchester ✌️ If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸 Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.

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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hi 😘
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I feel like agreeing to go the gay village during the peak of a heatwave is only going to end badly for me. 😭🫠
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today I got my first polling card since moving in to vote for Manchester mayor. Exciting timesss. 👀
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Most uncomfortable sleep ever. 😖 Finally fall asleep at 3am, just to be woken up by loud booming thunder at 5am. Now it’s back to being humid af again. 🥵 Manchester, we need more rain please! 🙏
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok, dressing up now!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hi Manchester! Took long enough to move here but finally hereeee 😅👋
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If red bull doesn’t work then cocaine is all that’s left I’m afraid!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Your (totally not) accident has left us feeling satisfied. 🙂‍↔️ We appreciate the eye candy!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sorry, we were too distracted by the view to tell you!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It hides my collapsing hairline
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You haven’t put anything inside me and I’ve still come out with Jesus. That’s exactly what Christmas is all about 😘
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The annual tradition of messing with my parents’ nativity crib has begun for 2025!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I just got blocked on Grindr by a blank profile because I joked that I’m an atheist when asked if I wanted to be worshipped. I stand by it being a witty joke!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s Friday and pay day! 😍 Rebecca Black mode activated!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I was confused then about how a murder mystery drama had somebody twinkling 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It sometimes feels like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on there 😅
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Let’s not forget the “where r u” from blank profiles, which may or may not be a psychopath trying to hunt us down! Or the AUDACITY of faceless profiles asking “anymore pics?” when they’ve offered nothing.
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“What u into” 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Yeah, the type of friends you fuck. 🧐
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Geography may be diverse but gheys will always put the homo in homogenous!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I knew you’d be complicit!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
That qualifies too! It’s very quickly turning into an impossible edition of a drinking game 🥴
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Grindr drinking game: take a shot every time somebody asks if you’re horny and try not to die of alcohol poisoning within the first 30 minutes.
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Me talking to my alarm this morning 🫩:
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Only a few weeks until I can enjoy one of my favourite Christmas traditions of watching straight men awkwardly queuing outside Pandora for a last-minute present. 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It me 🙂‍↔️
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Then time to get back in the tub and show us the truth 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
We don’t believe you and require evidence 🥺🙂‍↔️
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yes, Andy. It’s time!!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Christmas adverts on tv… it’s timeee!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Tipsy and listening to the spice girls. This is what weekends are all about 🥰
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spending Halloween in the scariest way possible: going to work whilst tired 😴
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The red stands for hot 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lily Allen’s new album is superb 🥰 Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
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