Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I feel like agreeing to go the gay village during the peak of a heatwave is only going to end badly for me. 😭🫠 153 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Today I got my first polling card since moving in to vote for Manchester mayor. Exciting timesss. 👀 180 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Most uncomfortable sleep ever. 😖 Finally fall asleep at 3am, just to be woken up by loud booming thunder at 5am. Now it’s back to being humid af again. 🥵 Manchester, we need more rain please! 🙏 080 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Hi Manchester! Took long enough to move here but finally hereeee 😅👋 1190 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If red bull doesn’t work then cocaine is all that’s left I’m afraid! 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Your (totally not) accident has left us feeling satisfied. 🙂↔️ We appreciate the eye candy! 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sorry, we were too distracted by the view to tell you! 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/12/2025You haven’t put anything inside me and I’ve still come out with Jesus. That’s exactly what Christmas is all about 😘 020 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The annual tradition of messing with my parents’ nativity crib has begun for 2025! 0110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I just got blocked on Grindr by a blank profile because I joked that I’m an atheist when asked if I wanted to be worshipped. I stand by it being a witty joke! 2170 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025It’s Friday and pay day! 😍 Rebecca Black mode activated!media.tenor.comthree women are standing next to each other in front of a full moon in a dark room .ALT: three women are standing next to each other in front of a full moon in a dark room . 0110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipopALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipop 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I was confused then about how a murder mystery drama had somebody twinkling 😂 100 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025It sometimes feels like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on there 😅 020 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Let’s not forget the “where r u” from blank profiles, which may or may not be a psychopath trying to hunt us down! Or the AUDACITY of faceless profiles asking “anymore pics?” when they’ve offered nothing. 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Geography may be diverse but gheys will always put the homo in homogenous! 020 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025That qualifies too! It’s very quickly turning into an impossible edition of a drinking game 🥴 120 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Grindr drinking game: take a shot every time somebody asks if you’re horny and try not to die of alcohol poisoning within the first 30 minutes.media.tenor.coma close up of a gizmo from the movie gremlins smiling .ALT: a close up of a gizmo from the movie gremlins smiling . 4120 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Only a few weeks until I can enjoy one of my favourite Christmas traditions of watching straight men awkwardly queuing outside Pandora for a last-minute present. 😂 0150 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/11/2025How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲 080 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 09/11/2025As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅 1140 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Then time to get back in the tub and show us the truth 😂 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 04/11/2025We don’t believe you and require evidence 🥺🙂↔️ 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is talking about christmas .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is talking about christmas . 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Christmas adverts on tv… it’s timeee!media.tenor.coma woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .ALT: a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' . 150 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Tipsy and listening to the spice girls. This is what weekends are all about 🥰 080 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Spending Halloween in the scariest way possible: going to work whilst tired 😴 1100 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/10/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress is singing into a microphone with the words " and may the odds be ever in your favor "ALT: a woman in a red dress is singing into a microphone with the words " and may the odds be ever in your favor " 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a seal with two eyes and a heart shaped nose .ALT: a cartoon drawing of a seal with two eyes and a heart shaped nose . 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma penguin with a crown on its head is surrounded by heartsALT: a penguin with a crown on its head is surrounded by hearts 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulderALT: a close up of a man 's face looking over his shoulder 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with the words i 'm a real boy on the bottomALT: a cartoon character with the words i 'm a real boy on the bottom 010 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon penguin is sitting on a beach with its head in an egg shellALT: a cartoon penguin is sitting on a beach with its head in an egg shell 110 0
Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Lily Allen’s new album is superb 🥰 Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁 050 0