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Martin 🌈

@pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social
1.3K followers 808 following 469 posts

Manchester ✌️ If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸 Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.

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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I feel like agreeing to go the gay village during the peak of a heatwave is only going to end badly for me. 😭🫠
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today I got my first polling card since moving in to vote for Manchester mayor. Exciting timesss. 👀
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Most uncomfortable sleep ever. 😖 Finally fall asleep at 3am, just to be woken up by loud booming thunder at 5am. Now it’s back to being humid af again. 🥵 Manchester, we need more rain please! 🙏
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hi Manchester! Took long enough to move here but finally hereeee 😅👋
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The annual tradition of messing with my parents’ nativity crib has begun for 2025!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I just got blocked on Grindr by a blank profile because I joked that I’m an atheist when asked if I wanted to be worshipped. I stand by it being a witty joke!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s Friday and pay day! 😍 Rebecca Black mode activated!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Grindr drinking game: take a shot every time somebody asks if you’re horny and try not to die of alcohol poisoning within the first 30 minutes.
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Me talking to my alarm this morning 🫩:
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Only a few weeks until I can enjoy one of my favourite Christmas traditions of watching straight men awkwardly queuing outside Pandora for a last-minute present. 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It me 🙂‍↔️
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Christmas adverts on tv… it’s timeee!
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Tipsy and listening to the spice girls. This is what weekends are all about 🥰
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spending Halloween in the scariest way possible: going to work whilst tired 😴
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lily Allen’s new album is superb 🥰 Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Life update! My mortgage has been approved so now one big step closer to completing on an apartment in Manchester. 🥹🙈
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Monday morning… EURGH
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It is embarrassing just how long it has taken me to appreciate how amazing Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon album is. 🥰
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Judge Judy marathon and Christmas songs… excellent Saturday. 😎😅
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I can’t wait to climb into bed. I’m either going to have a long nap or slip into a coma. I’ll take either. 😴
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m glad it’s less than 80 days until Christmas now, but it’s also rude how early it is getting dark now in the evenings. 🥺
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥺🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It be my birthday 😅
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
88 days to Christmas
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yikes, you know you’re having a bad skin day when even the FaceID on your phone is like ‘who the fuck are you?’ 🫠🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I saw a house with Halloween decorations up today. 😳
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Giggity
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I have had such a lazy weekend and feel completely recharged and refreshed. 😍😊
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Work has felt very long and stressful this week 🙈
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sooooo, I got promoted at work today. 🙈🥹🥳
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The weekend needs to hurry up so I can crawl into bed and hibernate
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Still can’t send pictures in DM’s though
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
🥴🥴
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The alarm for the emergency alert test went off twice on my phone. Does this mean the government really want me to be safe or they don’t trust one alert to be enough for me? Can’t tell if it’s a compliment or an insult. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Wow, I don’t swear anywhere near as much online as I do irl 😂 I would typically have more swears than this in a single sentence 🙂‍↔️
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
How the hell is it September tomorrow already?!? Time needs to slow down so I can keep up. 🤯
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
A vodka-filled evening is exactly what I needed 🥰
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The cold appears to be subsiding just as quickly as it started. 🥳
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I think I might be starting to get a cold. Feeling fatigued and got a sore throat. 😫🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
All I need is to be served Pornstar Martini’s whilst I soak in a lukewarm bath. Is it too much to ask? 😂
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Now the weekend can begin 🥳🥳
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
No Friyay celebrations for me today as I have to work tomorrow. 😞 A 6 days work week is not the one. 🥲
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Bluesky users waiting for the developers to introduce sending pictures in DM’s
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Melting 🥵
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Tempted to just reply to these scammers telling them to go die quietly. 🫠
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Martin 🌈 @pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy Friday 😍
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