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mike 🐬

@pizzaonsec.bsky.social
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🇪🇺 🇮🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 cyber 🥔. startup survivor 🫂. Dev/Sec/Ops ☁️. InfoSexy/NSFW 🔞. nature 🌿. sea 🌊. space 💫. he/him

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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ever need to vent so bad a new branch of life could be born off the chemicals and thermal output?
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this would be such a cool location for an @intheblackgame.bsky.social checkpoint / race to objective mission
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Austrian Space Weather Office @aswogeosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing data from SMILE! Indeed we haven’t seen the aurora like this in quite a while 😄
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my fave bits of The Expanse later books (minor spoilers ahead) is our tiny meat-sack intelligence absolutely mogging super advanced intelligence warfare just by sheer resilience and blunt instrument to the head kinda evolutionary pressure. we're just built different.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
celebrating EU abundance - up at 5 am for the customary espresso before public transporting my way to a cramped low budget flight
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
life is too short to figure out what a windows storage space is. just unplugged to bad drive wiped the rest and started with fresh partitions.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fiiine then, keep yo secrets
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God the future is weird. I'm gonna go water some plants.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
migrating password managers really is a pain huh.. too bad i have infinite patience when it comes to slighting bad people.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
blacksky's "hide this post" is #1 feature i wanted since i started using twitter in 2015. begone dunks on the horror of the day!
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
a wide view equivalent to 1000x Hubbles, orbiting L2, public access 1.4 TB/day of wonders. and a refuel port! safe travels Nancy Grace Roman 🛰️
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
street racer themed italian panini shop in Tokio call it pro-shuto expressway
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weak. in this house we never hit the discover feed the old fashioned way: bad posts at EU times for an audience of no one in particular
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She is one PS5 tall
Poppyseed the black cat sitting next to my PS5
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i have a silly idea for building a mini self hosted following feed for this here app but its gonna be bad cuz im bad at coding so dont laugh at me pls okay
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
been pondering yesterday got some pondering to do today no blockers
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cuz i'm a ponderer yeahh a ponderer i ponder round and round and round
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
test
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a videogame character called Mash Button
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
lots of people sharing X screenshots on the timeline lately. didnt we agree that was bad manners? time for another prune i guess
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
after experimenting with local inference on older GPUs, i'm willing to bet a lot of small/mid size crypto farming ops will find hosting misaligned models for turbo phishing more profitable and pivot
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"we have updated our Privacy Policy" okay? that is between you and the European Commission bro why are you telling me about it? just put the fine in the bag
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Data centers
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you have meowd your last meow *furiously paws at u*
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
now this, is podracing! i exclaim as i press send on my little email
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is how you perform yoga in space. French astronaut Sophie Adenot floats through poses in microgravity on the International Space Station. [📹 Soph_astro] Original post
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 28/07/2026
Persistence is a huge part of being a hacker. We don't give up or stop digging. Always looking for a thread to pull on. You got this! I believe in you. #MakeKindnessNormal
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tragic: coffee quota consumption exceeded and yet still yearning
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Trending Stocks @trending-stocks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chipmunk booked profits; nuts hoarded #econsky
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
you shouldn't shitpost on channel 16 but its also never not funny
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i bring a sort of "hey we could help with that" energy that the "thats not our problem?" career professionals really dont get. one day they'll get it. now we help :)
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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m convinced that a large % of programmers don’t actually like computers. As a side effect, are also perfectly happy to throw away their reasoning to a model as soon as they can. I don’t get it, at ALL.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
RIP to my alma mater. it was a great little campus. I'll never forget rocking up to JKCC at 4 in the morning and finding 40 other night owls coding away and having fun.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
sleeping 15 hours feels like the top of your head can touch the sky while your roots reach all the way to the hearths core
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
talking with older folks, there is a moment you see their eyes loose focus. they give up on trying to understand. not for un-interest. there is so much in them already, this big new thing will not fit in there. their expression loosen into a smile in amusement at your passionate rant. 1/2
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
im back! what did i miss?
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
going afk for a bit. be kind to eachother. don't do anything i wouldn't do.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
one good thing about growing up italian is that you do get to kiss the homies goodnight. its actually very rude not to.
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Poliladron: Greeting Kiss
Alt: man kissing on the cheek to say goodbye
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
* lifts headphones, Raffaella Carrà - Pedro [BASS BOOST] (Raccoon RMX) 2h loop bopping away * what?
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
good morning all except italian spooks hope you step on a lego
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
we need jungle i'm afraid
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
cooows!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/05/2026
I also try to say something nice in every pentest report I write. People only expect to hear bad things, why not shout out what they’re doing well? I still think about that one codebase that was the best commented I’ve ever seen before or since. Heck yeah I told them that
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ok less i be know to be only a hater.. can i break a spear in favor of the XBox hardware team? 1. the fact key-bind profiles are stored on device is very neat! 2. i had to take this apart recently and the controller design is very repair friendly. they even have an official teardown video!
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
good god i just want to use this xbox controller i bought with my grown up money but no. here i am waiting for the Microsoft Store to download the XBox app at 200kbps (on a gigabit line) so the XBox Accessories App can allow me to use the back buttons nghhhhhhh
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
tangentially related: if you are a very rich woman and wanna hire me to build and repair robots with built-in 2001 cd players to shoot at. dms are open.
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
if you dont do the angelina jolie from tomb raider in the shower are you even alive
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
currently watching the dark knight rises just to hear Bane say "victory has defeated you mr wayne" one of my fave lines ever
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mike 🐬 @pizzaonsec.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
lmao. every bluesky.team feature for the last 2 years: "who cares. edit post when??". now we got this thread all the replies are "actually no. terrible idea. what are you thinking". yall are so funny man.
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