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Pizzachu 🐑

@pizzachu.bsky.social
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Wargamer, Hobby Game Dev, Ultimate Ungulate. Too old for this shit. goodsheepgames.itch.io/motorkill Smooching @willemtheott.bsky.social in the Gay Way™️

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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 1h
Sure, I _could_ simply just say "well whoever hit you last gets it" but like what do we count as a hit? I could skip it by just counting it as a suicide, but games could drag if you go "haha dork" when you're about to die and take a dip, denying the point at the cost of a penalty.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry for the lack of MotorKill updates. Multiplayer is a lot of unsexy background work spent answering questions like "How do I tell who knocked you off a cliff" or "who set me on fire?"
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Almond @almondsquirrel.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine how humiliating it must be for an ad company to demand content changes to a site like FA, only for that to cause the ads viewers to literally pay -more- money directly to FA to get the advertiser to fuck off. Like, the money was there all you had to do was not fuck with it.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 1h
I cannot fathom a worse value proposal than an internet ad at this point. They have thoroughly _destroyed_ the very architecture of page formatting and content delivery. I'm glad FA is detaching from it and going the Wikipedia route. Fuck the parasitic advertising ecosystem.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 1h
Internet advertising has morphed into a cybersecurity threat vector and scam pipeline. Nobody likes or trusts ads, no matter the provider, because even "curated" platforms still push unfettered garbage. Removing ads entirely via subscription has become a selling point.
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 2h
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Space Marine: Into The Fires of Battle, For The Emperor
ALT: Space Marine: Into The Fires of Battle, For The Emperor
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you add Magic in, it becomes Locos Tacos. Live Más.
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✨Shiloh COMMS OPEN🐐 @qwertycapslock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baaaaaaaaah
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEED
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes you just gotta smash two of your favorite things together and dunk it in a third thing
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS IS ILLEGAL NONE OF THIS IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I look away for ten minutes and we're backporting TM4 content into TM3 what the FUCK
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually I just want to drill some holes in my granite countertop to see how it feels
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOOTING AND HOLLERING AND SCREAMING AND GETTING ARRESTED AND EATING THE POLICE
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonke
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Knowing all the transfem 40k players I know that is either Salamanders or somebody is paying her to paint Black Templars and her 12000 points of Tyranids are on the back shelf.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I barely use FA. I think it's outdated, cumbersome, and not what I need out of a gallery site. In light of this, I will be purchasing an FA+ membership because this is far more important than just my wants and needs. FA is fandom history. It's networking. It's a lifeline for our community.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When we say "keep furry weird" we don't mean "post hole on Twitter." It means making sure our community infrastructure is robust, secure, and not co-opted by corporate interests. FA should never be worried about making a profit because it's not a business. It's a utility we should support.
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baaaaa
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Widget from Fright Train not being called Baatacon makes me angry
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Famous Youtuber is pedophile, world unsurprised
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We love big boys!
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sheepe is making great strides in multiplayer Controller assignment and player translocation is going well. The next goal is client input transfer.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just imagining some fucked up toxic yaoi where doc realizes the primal fear that comes with being carnal with rat is the most alive he's ever felt and dangles mandatory reporting over rat's head to keep it going read my fanfiction at ao3 dot--
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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AsteronDraws 10/10🎂 @asterondraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I recently made a furry game dev discord for an adult space to make sfw and nsfw games of various engines or VNs discord.gg/3z5gM6wbXs It's for those who wanna showcase their furry games or get help making them, to suggest ideas or talk about furry games. Last link apparently stopped working.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smell like old couch tho
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Basically need to rewrite a bunch of controller code to distribute visual and audio states via RPC while the server handles all actual physics It's hell
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God fuckin DAMMIT this took forever just to make synchronizers and shit play fair
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have now successfully disentangled some systems preventing multiple player controlled cars from existing. Now I need RPC calls to propagate :u
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every single fuckin email I get from this loser campaign is "please I am desperate for money they are beating us so bad it's all so hopeless"
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I ever stumble around going "The Cheeto in the Whitehouse--" to the most mundane of stimuli please put lead right between my eyes like a rabid dog.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The retirement homes of 2050 will have public computers with Doom and Roller Coaster Tycoon running in 640x480 with large text.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly I think those apps are where the desperate and unhinged go to throw pseudopods towards the first flicker of movement in their compound eyes
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried cruising in my area and it was a parade of weirdos and people who cannot read no man im not cheating on your BF i dont care how discrete you think you can be I bottomed once and it was honestly kinda mid, I think I'd have more fun at furry room parties where people aren't aggro
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmmmm smells like fish from both ends
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 720p dumb tv from 2014 still works and plays my OG Xbox games, which also still work
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hydro Thunder based
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What he sees:
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Faar @faar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proud to announce that @trashtail.bsky.social has provided his musical talent to MotorKill! Look forward to some immaculately-produced techno!
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he looks like he has a nonviolent criminal record but his mama swears he's a just sweet lil' thing
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yknow this reminds me that pizzachu doesn't even mean anything anymore, it was a server injoke from 2014 that I've squatted on ever since because I'm too lazy to change it.
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckachu
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the year is 2026 sheep have learned to send packets over the internet
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Pizzachu 🐑 @pizzachu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imma be real i aleady forgot im somewhat sleep deprived
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