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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After only 10 years investigating McDonald's Pizza and related matters such as whatever happened to it, etc., I may have "cracked" the case "wide open." For more information, listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/1hZ6...

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Brian Thompson @brianthompy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I summarized this story in a comment the other day, but I'll go into more detail here, in what's known as a "thread." I once had an hour long conversation with the legendary comic book artist Neal Adams about his theory that the earth is hollow.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 27/01/2026

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Please do not attempt to “dox” Jordan for his opinions re: the Academy Awards™.

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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Might be the closest thing we have to new Seinfeld

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It would not be very difficult to convince every ICE agent that there is a protestor hiding in their own mouths. See what happens.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Point taken, but I do not appreciate this disparagement of those who skipped class.

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Tomb Gooner

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

This program should prove quite satisfactory to the core audience of “gamers” (i.e. chronic onanists).

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

RIP Mr. Scott Adams. Dilbert was no Ziggy, but I believe everyone has to agree he was a character in a different comic strip.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Neither snow, nor sleet, nor “wintry mix” will keep me from having Ziggy comic strips described.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

There is a “Shirley Temple” flavored variety of 7-Up available now (named after the drink named after the starlet), and I have an arrangement with my “Ralph’s guy” (named, coincidentally, Ralph) to make sure my stock is never depleted.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Yes, I am in consideration to be the new editor-in-chief of CBS News. No, I will offer no further comment on the matter pending negotiations. However, I am proud to present a new episode of The Daily Zig, in which Jordan and I ponder why Ziggy seems to lurk near mall Santas so often.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Barron Trump has an opportunity to do something interesting.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Unfortunately, the New School just canceled their Ziggy Studies PhD program and offered its sole professor (tenured; seven-figure salary; university-provided SoHo condominium) early retirement, so this podcast is the best a Ziggy scholar can get.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

On this episode, I reveal the true secret behind Skinwalker Ranch.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

The Pizzaply Technologies research and development department is working on an AI to combat this new claim-denying AI. Codename: eLuigi.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

On this “Cyber Monday”, why not stop “cybering” with your online lover and instead support independent booksellers by making a purchase on Bookshop.org, perhaps even purchasing the latest issue of the Raleigh Review, in which a short story of mine appears? bookshop.org/p/books/rale...

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Raleigh Review 15.2: Fall 2025

Fall 2025

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This is good news. I am working to secure a deal on offering our own Daily Zig-branded discount cellular telephone plan that will be slightly cheaper than the one offered by our competition, the Smartless podcast.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

BREAKING: After a late night conversation with ChatGPT, President Donald Trump has killed himself.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I know this is an unfair comparison, but personally I prefer Fiona Orange.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

There is an important clarification in this episode re: the “gooning” community.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

On today’s The Daily Zig, @jhoffman.bsky.social and I discuss, among other things, the McDonald’s Pizza-adjacent Al “Grandpa Munster” Lewis film My Grandpa is a Vampire (1992). open.spotify.com/episode/7hhS...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I would like to read Star Wars: Hyperspace Stories: The Bad Batch—Rogue Agents issue #1, but the “title” line on my local comic book store’s pull list form only allows 743 characters.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Every podcast awards ceremony is a "honey trap" to catch podcasters en masse, cage them, and hold them in "black sites" where their only meals come from Hello Fresh. This is why I avoid them.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

This passage is plagiarized word for word from the chapter of my book “How to Be an Investigative Journalist” about meeting Art Bell.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

If President Trump can bring back performing fellatio on Bill Clinton, McDonald’s can bring back pizza.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I have heard from multiple sources that President Trump is putting in an emergency FedEx Office order to make visual aids for tonight’s Oval Office address explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I recall FBI director Kash Patel, in reference to the death of professional teenager debater Charlie Kirk, using the phrase “I’ll see you in Valhalla.” It seems many such men have turned to Nordic paganism instead of Christianity because they believe loving Jesus “H.” Christ is too effeminate.

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masterbather.bsky.social @masterbather.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The books: Jack Vance's THE LANGUAGES OF PAO (1958) Fredric Brown's MARTIANS, GO HOME (1955) I planned to discuss Philip Jose Farmer's THE GREEN ODYSSEY (1957) and forgot! Why? Because I was too busy self-flogging, obviously! (We'll save it for the next hodgepodge.) youtu.be/xdZ9RbzOm-U

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Vintage Paperback SF Hodgepodge: RGBIB 508

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This program features a cameo appearance by my mail order son Bob Woodward “Woody” Bernstein-Thompson.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My account was deleted from that application because their moderators determined my bodily person contains more than one drop of (their words) “Jewish blood”, but I will look into this.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s? @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Others prefer The Onion headlines that are jokes meant to make readers laugh, but personally I enjoy ones like these that provoke a sad smirk, a single clap, and a solemn nod of agreement.

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