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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 21m

pretty sure I strafed that in A-10 Tank Killer on my 386

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ask for the head of the Department of Simian Matrimony

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He legally changed it from Duplicitous Douglas because nobody was reading his important emails

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

measles, mumps, AND rubella? In this economy?

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sounds like something is wrong with the kernel

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Place I used to work had one commode that spouted like an excited dolphin everytime you flushed it. I spent years bugging the facilities guys about it, even trying the "it's gotta be costing the company sick days" angle, but to no avail. Probably still geysering bacteria to this day.

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the USA isn't just a place, it's also an idea. an idea that is fucking chunking it big time

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Consider your favorite song or film. Is there not an incredible passage wherein its creators were obviously, consciously cookin'?

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today I'd like to introduce Oh Shit We Cookin' Theory, which states that an AI, by itself, cannot attain creative greatness because it can't -- in the throes of creative labor -- feel the distinctly simian emotion of "Oh shit, we cookin'!"

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I feel for the poor compositor sitting there trying to do the impossible with some network guy over her shoulder giving notes.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The tracking of the waves element in that shot is So Bad. That ocean be *swimming*

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You'll be able to tell that know-it-all doctor, "yeah, I've got COPD. Clint's Ol' Pulmonary Device(TM)"

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

don't go chasin' centipedes just stick to the pincers and the stings that you're used to

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it's that AND they'd love to be able to dig a legal moat around themselves that says any models with xyz capabilities are dangerous and must be licensed by the gov't (which only we can afford the bribes to secure).

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think we reach for unpleasant media when times are good and calm (socioeconomically), and we haven't had a lot of that lately. It'll come back around as long as fans are preserving it.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you'll know when it gets pasta certain size

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ah, I see your mistake. A flubbed gaffe is a wash, but that additional cock-up, well that turns you right around into a blunder.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't even afford full-synthetic on that wage

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

swans actually get offended if you say "craning his neck" instead of "swanning his neck"

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I didn't realize how common boxer-briefs without flies were becoming until this last xmas when my wife bought me two different brands, both sans wiener hole. I gotta say, I will be the last man standing on team "yes wiener hole" if necessary.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to get this guy's opinion on Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This person's entire cultural milleu is represented by movie theater pre-roll programming.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mostly broke it off because she'd started making little racial comments here and there, and however deep my love for zaftig girls with slammin' bazongorinos, my hatred of racists is greater.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In my early 20's I was dating an Evil Hooters Waitress who was extremely into policing my masculinity, especially when I tried to dress fashionably or talked about art while we were out together. After I broke it off I found out her last BF came out after they broke up and it all clicked.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That was a big part of the reason I started teaching myself how to do graphics for games. The backgrounds were like nothing I'd ever seen in a game before.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amazing how much time I spent in that Mechwarrior game when it looked like this and ran at about 5 FPS.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Doing one of these. 1. Panzer Dragoon Saga 2. Sega Rally Championship 3. Quake III Arena 4. Streets of Rage 2 5. Crazy Taxi 6. Unreal Tournament 2004 7. MechWarrior 8. Doom 9. Gungriffon #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/04980f3...

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh wow, I grew up on those things. "Fruit-esque blob" is still my favorite candy sub-type.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've never looked into it, but now I'm curious. Presumably the company sending the item registered with the USPS somehow. It must've made mail carriers nervous to be hauling cash around.

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irritable jowls syndrome @pixelsbyprince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My wife said she was into Fifty Shades of Grey and I said best I can do is 36! *crowd boos*

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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.

I honestly don't know how to explain. Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo

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