Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 43mFriday is going sooooo slowly.static.klipy.comThe Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)ALT: The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) 000
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 3hStonking here I come! Not stocking.static.klipy.comAbbath ImmortalALT: Abbath Immortal 010
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 4hI need coffee.static.klipy.comSnow White Enjoys CoffeeALT: Snow White Enjoys Coffee 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 5hYou need some oregano, some pepper and a brown bag, it will turn into a hex bag. 120
Reposted by PitsThe Register @theregister.com · 17hMicrosoft unveils 'Surace' Laptop Ultratheregister.comMicrosoft unveils 'Surace' Laptop UltraWhat the f? 161
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 22hAlmost sent a message to my wife that I was coking home.static.klipy.comIT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's SurpriseALT: IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise 030
Reposted by PitsThe Register @theregister.com · 08/10/2026Ransomware fixer claimed he could decrypt files, allegedly defrauded clients insteadtheregister.comRansomware fixer claimed he could decrypt files, allegedly defrauded clients insteadFeds claim he charged clients more than ransoms, paid up, pocketed the difference 244
Reposted by PitsFrederick Wessling 🌴🍍 @frwessling.bsky.social · 23hWho put the pepper in the Vaseline? 111
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23hWell it was me. I wanted to....static.klipy.comSpice: Spice Things Up A Bit (RuPaul's Drag Race)ALT: Spice: Spice Things Up A Bit (RuPaul's Drag Race) 130
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23hI'm bored. Let's do an AMA. Ask a question, ask for a poem, ask for ideas, ask for dating advice, ask for spells.static.klipy.comTracy Kiss: Ask Me Any QuestionsALT: Tracy Kiss: Ask Me Any Questions 250
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fucking TPS reports! My bash script would be a do while loop forever just saying yes.static.klipy.comWhat Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space MemeALT: What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Would AI be bad to replace my manager or just a bash script? 120
Reposted by PitsBleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 07/10/2026The FBI is warning that FortiBleed attacks are still ongoing, targeting exposed Fortinet FortiGate firewalls and SSL VPN gateways and locking out legitimate administrators.bleepingcomputer.comFBI: Ongoing FortiBleed attacks lock out FortiGate VPN adminsThe FBI is warning that FortiBleed attacks are still ongoing, targeting exposed Fortinet FortiGate firewalls and SSL VPN gateways and locking out legitimate administrators. 174
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel sore today, but at least I'm getting coffee.static.klipy.comSnow White Enjoys CoffeeALT: Snow White Enjoys Coffee 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comUmbrella Corporation Login Screen & WarningALT: Umbrella Corporation Login Screen & Warning 010
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She said that she was kind of a freak. He asked excitedly "phone phreak??!" #nerdromancewithpits 140
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Good Judo session tonight, but now kinda cooked.static.klipy.comNo Mercy JohnnyALT: No Mercy Johnny 150
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)ALT: The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fuck me, my company still cannot HR properly, nor can managers actually manage. Who the fuck has two direct managers for people?static.klipy.comIT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's SurpriseALT: IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise 370
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comMan Sweating on a Hot DayALT: Man Sweating on a Hot Day 010
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She gave him. Her number and said to call her. He got his dial up modem out, but there was no connection when dialing her. At&tc1d2 #nerdromancewithpits 142
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She asked the sydadmin if she could get backdoor access. He said that he was not into pegging. #nerdromancewithpits 021
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She said that she wanted him in her bed so badly. He asked her to raise a ticket. #nerdromancewithpits 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comWarhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - HereticALT: Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic 030
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just told my BJJ coach that I was looking forward to roll play with him.. 131
Reposted by PitsInfoSec @infosec.skyfleet.blue · 03/10/2026ShinyHunters hacker reportedly detained in Jordan, aiding FBIbleepingcomputer.comShinyHunters hacker reportedly detained in Jordan, aiding FBIA suspected ShinyHunters hacking group member known online as "Rey" has reportedly been detained in Jordan and is cooperating with the FBI to help locate other members of the extortion group. [...] 032
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Threw someone onto the ground at Karate. Oops.static.klipy.comRalph Macchio's Daniel LaRusso Fighting StanceALT: Ralph Macchio's Daniel LaRusso Fighting Stance 130
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comSchmidt's Junk Mail Call on New GirlALT: Schmidt's Junk Mail Call on New Girl 010
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She said that she was like an older computer server: might be a bit louder, but reliable, has lots of mammories, bit more power hungry, able to juggle workloads and will surprise him when she goes down on him unexpectedly. #nerdromancewithpits 021
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She said that they should record a hotvsex video. So he put on his robe and google glass. #nerdromancewithpits 021
Reposted by PitsBleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 02/10/2026On Thursday, unknown attackers hijacked the official Microsoft account on X, which has over 13 million followers, in what appeared to be a pump-and-dump scheme promoting a crypto token.bleepingcomputer.comMicrosoft’s X account hacked in crypto pump-and-dump schemeOn Thursday, unknown attackers hijacked the official Microsoft account on X, which has over 13 million followers, in what appeared to be a pump-and-dump scheme promoting a crypto token. 1117
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She told him to make her scream. So he worked magic that hard that she was screaming like a fax machine. #nerdromancewithpits 151
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You were counting to 83.static.klipy.comJack Nicholson Smiling in Apple VR GogglesALT: Jack Nicholson Smiling in Apple VR Goggles 020
Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I literally played this for my kid yesterday. That and cows with guns. 020