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@pits666.bsky.social
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Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, Judo/Karate green belt, BJJ white belt, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff. Check out #nerdromancewithpits

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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 38m
#newprofiledic
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 43m
Friday is going sooooo slowly.
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The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
ALT: The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 3h
Stonking here I come! Not stocking.
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Abbath Immortal
ALT: Abbath Immortal
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 4h
I need coffee.
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Snow White Enjoys Coffee
ALT: Snow White Enjoys Coffee
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 5h
You need some oregano, some pepper and a brown bag, it will turn into a hex bag.
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The Register @theregister.com · 17h
Microsoft unveils 'Surace' Laptop Ultra
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Microsoft unveils 'Surace' Laptop Ultra
What the f?
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 22h
Almost sent a message to my wife that I was coking home.
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IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise
ALT: IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise
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The Register @theregister.com · 08/10/2026
Ransomware fixer claimed he could decrypt files, allegedly defrauded clients instead
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Ransomware fixer claimed he could decrypt files, allegedly defrauded clients instead
Feds claim he charged clients more than ransoms, paid up, pocketed the difference
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Frederick Wessling 🌴🍍 @frwessling.bsky.social · 23h
Who put the pepper in the Vaseline?
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23h
Well it was me. I wanted to....
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Spice: Spice Things Up A Bit (RuPaul's Drag Race)
ALT: Spice: Spice Things Up A Bit (RuPaul's Drag Race)
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23h
I'm bored. Let's do an AMA. Ask a question, ask for a poem, ask for ideas, ask for dating advice, ask for spells.
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Tracy Kiss: Ask Me Any Questions
ALT: Tracy Kiss: Ask Me Any Questions
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking TPS reports! My bash script would be a do while loop forever just saying yes.
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What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
ALT: What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would AI be bad to replace my manager or just a bash script?
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 07/10/2026
The FBI is warning that FortiBleed attacks are still ongoing, targeting exposed Fortinet FortiGate firewalls and SSL VPN gateways and locking out legitimate administrators.
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FBI: Ongoing FortiBleed attacks lock out FortiGate VPN admins
The FBI is warning that FortiBleed attacks are still ongoing, targeting exposed Fortinet FortiGate firewalls and SSL VPN gateways and locking out legitimate administrators.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel sore today, but at least I'm getting coffee.
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Snow White Enjoys Coffee
ALT: Snow White Enjoys Coffee
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Umbrella Corporation Login Screen & Warning
ALT: Umbrella Corporation Login Screen & Warning
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She said that she was kind of a freak. He asked excitedly "phone phreak??!" #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good Judo session tonight, but now kinda cooked.
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No Mercy Johnny
ALT: No Mercy Johnny
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oof
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate people.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
ALT: The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oof!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck me, my company still cannot HR properly, nor can managers actually manage. Who the fuck has two direct managers for people?
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IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise
ALT: IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get the popcorn out!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
ALT: Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
COM3!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She gave him. Her number and said to call her. He got his dial up modem out, but there was no connection when dialing her. At&tc1d2 #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She asked the sydadmin if she could get backdoor access. He said that he was not into pegging. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She said that she wanted him in her bed so badly. He asked her to raise a ticket. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking ticket systems.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic
ALT: Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just told my BJJ coach that I was looking forward to roll play with him..
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InfoSec @infosec.skyfleet.blue · 03/10/2026
ShinyHunters hacker reportedly detained in Jordan, aiding FBI
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ShinyHunters hacker reportedly detained in Jordan, aiding FBI
A suspected ShinyHunters hacking group member known online as "Rey" has reportedly been detained in Jordan and is cooperating with the FBI to help locate other members of the extortion group. [...]
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spongebob Ban
ALT: Spongebob Ban
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#nerdromancewithswifty
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spongebob Ban
ALT: Spongebob Ban
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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No Mercy Johnny
ALT: No Mercy Johnny
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Threw someone onto the ground at Karate. Oops.
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Ralph Macchio's Daniel LaRusso Fighting Stance
ALT: Ralph Macchio's Daniel LaRusso Fighting Stance
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spongebob Ban
ALT: Spongebob Ban
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Schmidt's Junk Mail Call on New Girl
ALT: Schmidt's Junk Mail Call on New Girl
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am tempted to lowbsll a 1RU older server..
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She said that she was like an older computer server: might be a bit louder, but reliable, has lots of mammories, bit more power hungry, able to juggle workloads and will surprise him when she goes down on him unexpectedly. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She said that they should record a hotvsex video. So he put on his robe and google glass. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Insert teams joke.
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 02/10/2026
On Thursday, unknown attackers hijacked the official Microsoft account on X, which has over 13 million followers, in what appeared to be a pump-and-dump scheme promoting a crypto token.
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Microsoft’s X account hacked in crypto pump-and-dump scheme
On Thursday, unknown attackers hijacked the official Microsoft account on X, which has over 13 million followers, in what appeared to be a pump-and-dump scheme promoting a crypto token.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She told him to make her scream. So he worked magic that hard that she was screaming like a fax machine. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im fine this time!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get your skin checked kids. Signed, Me.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You were counting to 83.
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Jack Nicholson Smiling in Apple VR Goggles
ALT: Jack Nicholson Smiling in Apple VR Goggles
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I literally played this for my kid yesterday. That and cows with guns.
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