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Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, Judo/Karate green belt, BJJ white belt, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff. Check out #nerdromancewithpits

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Ann Archist @talknerdytome.bsky.social · 13h
From a family of scandalous women and Mataharis, her sister Sonicwall forged her own reputation for leaks.
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Graham @cirriustech.co.uk · 19h
Sharing my repro code repo for this: github.com/goldjg/SOCWh...
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GitHub - goldjg/SOCWhisperer
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 14h
He asked forvher name, she said call her fortinet. He knew all her gaping holes and had root access. #nerdromancewithpits
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InfoSec @infosec.skyfleet.blue · 15h
New PS5 Relapse Exploit Breaks Into the Kernel Across Years of Firmware Releases
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New PS5 Relapse Exploit Breaks Into the Kernel Across Years of Firmware Releases
Researchers have released a new PlayStation 5 jailbreak , Relapse, that public reports say reaches firmware 7.00 through 13.60 on both the standard PS5 and the PS5 Pro. Coverage has treated the drop as a broad jump for consoles that have not installed Sony’s newer update. It does not crack every firmware ever shipped. Relapse is a two-stage exploit chain. The first stage runs in the console’s built-in browser and abuses a weakness in WebKit . A kernel stage then follows and is reported to establish kernel read and write access, the control needed to run unsigned code. After a successful run, the project starts an ELF loader so compatible payloads, including homebrew tools, can be sent to the console. Developers warn that the browser stage can stall, while the kernel stage can hang or crash the console. The limit is Sony’s update line. Firmware 14.00, released in mid-September 2026, sits outside the stated range, and reporting says that release closes the hole used here. Consoles already on 14.00, or shipped with it, are not supported. System software cannot be officially downgraded, so owners who installed that update cannot roll back. Builds older than 7.00 also fall outside this chain. PS5 Relapse Exploit According to project details published on GitHub , the jailbreak is tethered. It does not survive a restart, so the chain has to be run again after every reboot. That makes Relapse useful for research and homebrew experiments, but unreliable as a permanent change. Some newer games already demand firmware this chain does not support. Credit is split across familiar console researchers. Sonic_Iso is credited for the kernel exploit , Jordy for the WebKit exploit and the kernel bug, and ntfargo and ufm42 for development, with testing by Dr. Yenyen. Further help is attributed to TheFlow, SlidyBat, Flatz, and other contributors. Nathan Fargo published the project on GitHub as Relapse-Exploit around September 29, 2026. For players, the risk is concrete. Unofficial code can cause crashes, data loss, or a PlayStation Network ban. For researchers, the disclosure shows that a reachable browser flaw on a locked console still matters when it is chained with a memory bug the vendor has not yet patched. Cut every SOC alert investigation by 21 min. Power your SOC with instant IOC context for immediate response: Integrate TI Lookup into your SOC The post New PS5 Relapse Exploit Breaks Into the Kernel Across Years of Firmware Releases appeared first on Cyber Security News .
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 21h
Guess how long it took me to find my first bug on 26h2?
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So tired after Judo.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need help, dont ask for md to cond right to you. Tell me the issue as I can probably have a good ho st fixing it and don't get impatient in under a minute and leave the call. Fucking impatient people.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They were in bed and hr cried out that he was going to Splunk, instead of spunk. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking junk faxers.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The moment you go down the rabbit hole on martial arts techniques on youtoob.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She told him to fuck her like you hate me. So he pretended that she was a printer and slmed into her from behind, while slapping her arse. She came hard. Best IT support call ever. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking apple iphones
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26h2 has landed, guess I have a new task.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Karate time!
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Ralph Macchio's Daniel LaRusso Fighting Stance
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He said he was going in the dinghy with the boys. She was sad and she said that she wanted to go phishing too. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love the pun and was expecting scooter to start yelling as well. music.youtube.com/watch?v=p9gn...
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How Much Is The Phish?
YouTube video by UwU Underground - Topic
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit, I boiled the kettle and forgot to make coffee.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday morning and I have coffee.
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Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting hit in the balls in Judo was not on my bingo card.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yay BJ tonight, it has been weeks. I cannot wait to get back to it!
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Jordan Preisinger BJJ Technique
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking printers. Got covered in ink.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking switches that do not come back after a restart. Guess the cause!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gen z graffiti is bad. Just saw someone wrote 67 in chalk. We are doomed.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A company reckons its found my creds on the darkweb. Never used that password of 696969 Or did I?
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Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should get ready for Karate and work off the excess glut this week. I hope the bike ride with mini me helped. Bring on summer!
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She said to touch her like he was fixing a printer. He checked her ports, turned her on, slapped her bum repeatedly and made her ink squirt. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't sleep in Sydney again. Time for TV.
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The Crow: Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyman and his fog will be watching the AFL final today. Hopefully it will be quiet during that time.
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Man Knocked Down by Giant AFL Football
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Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com · 25/09/2026
Always a treat to have cybersecurity podcast legend Dave Bittner join "Smashing Security" as a guest! Hear us discuss how Flock security cameras are being hacked, how a vibe-coded website came a cropper, as well as Dave's love for Mrs Mills' piano-playing and my love for La La Land...
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Smashing Security podcast #486: Vibe-coded shops, and hackable Flock cameras
A store in Auckland vibe-coded itself a new website. Within hours, its inventory had somehow expanded to include a pair of crusty socks, an $850 banana, and all of New Zealand’s national parks.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coffee
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IT Crowd: Gothguy Richmond and Roy's Surprise
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus fucking terminator christ
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think my watch registered 4 hours sleep Guess who is making coffee soon!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone called muskrats satellite network starkink at work and i cannot unsee it.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sleepless in Sydney.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She said that she was a core network engineer. He said he specialised in edge networking devices. She snickered and asked if he liked edging. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine if Claude fell in love with chatgpt. Would you get Claude gpt? #nerdromancewithpits
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The ARIA Hall of Fame inductee spent 50 years in the music industry and also became a television presenter and youth advocate.
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Australian rock legend Angry Anderson dies, aged 79
The ARIA Hall of Fame inductee spent 50 years in the music industry and also became a television presenter and youth advocate.
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 23/09/2026
Microsoft warned that the September 2026 security updates may break Always On VPN connections on some Windows 11 systems.
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Microsoft: September Windows updates break Always On VPN connections
Microsoft warned that the September 2026 security updates may break Always On VPN connections on some Windows 11 systems.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't fall back asleep again and it is almost 2am. Let's do an AMA.
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The Ms Pat Show: Ask Me
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Samsung update bricked the fridges." "What?" "Samsung update bricked the fridges" www.androidauthority.com/samsung-acci...
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Samsung accidentally freezes its smart fridges with a software update
Some Samsung smart fridge owners in Korea have reported that their fridges stopped working after a SmartThings update.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She bit her lip as he walked by, he had some swagger. Dressedin his crowdstrike beenie, shorts with veeam socks and a fortinet shirt on. He backed himself and was secure in his image. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She told him that he was so smart. He said it was due to his new super intelligent ai bot from China. #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Warhammer 40k Spacemarine2 - Heretic
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Jack Rhysider @jackrhysider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The time has come! I've made a new podcast, and it's ready for everyone to listen to! It's called LOW. It's a 5 part series about the weight of being, and the wreckage of waking up. It's available in all podcast players right now, free. Just search for LOW or go to thisislow.com.
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you @jackrhysider.bsky.social Thisislow.com
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh boy ransomware groups drama.
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Cat Black Cat
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Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com · 18/09/2026
Listen to the full show in your favourite podcast app, or at www.smashingsecurity.com/485
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485: These researchers got drunk to hack an LG TV
Researchers wanted to test if LG's smart TVs come with any security risks - but their lawyers noticed a snag: the terms and conditions would forbid it. So they came up with a solution. They got plaste...
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Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com · 18/09/2026
If, like me, you were a teenage boy in the mid-1980s you quite possibly remember Kelly LeBrock in the movie "Weird Science"... How could we resist getting into computers after that!? Anyway, this and much more discussed in episode 485 of "Smashing Security" podcast with special guest Lianne Potter
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A few futurama eps down.
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Futurama Zoidberg: Hooray for Me!
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Pits @pits666.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh God I need coffee.
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Snow White Enjoys Coffee
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