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@pitchelyn.bsky.social
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Gender apostate, small but knowing clown, 2nd best slideshow producer of all time* *in Canada

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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
being in a fan space after a new release has really hammered home how low literacy and critical thinking skills and basic empathy have gotten in the grand scheme of things
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sam Lake should be banned from writing for another Remedy game; Ashley Smith and Mikael Kasurinen made me feel more in ONE HALF of a game than I've felt in all the Remedy games from Alan Wake to today
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They fucking did it; a Remedy game finally made me *feel something
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
ALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there is something uniquely and banally evil about corporate structure
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
very important update on the MGS4 port. Papa needs his therapy
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"What do you fear most in the world?”
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So ready to cry and cry and wheeze and crawl
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Metal Gear Solid makes me feel a lotta things, and some of them are expressed in this article
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hear me out-Have you considered...hear me out....that the lore doesn't matter ?
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Say what you will about Kojima, but he and his team have crafted something that brings me to tears amongst all the fart jokes and nanomachines
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Henry Gregson Williams, you sonofabitch ;-; cryin in the club (holding back tears in the work cafeteria)
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the greatest loss I had moving out of calgary was CUFF, they consistently have amazing programming
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i am becoming even more off-putting, offline, and cringe as i age 😈
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if hypothetically your managers dont talk to you in person about a problem they may have but send an email hypothetically and interact with you face to face normally hypothetically it is not a problem hypothetically
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm so sick of the word 'lore' can we stop focusing on what it is and start thinking about how something makes us feel
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I s2g if i hear the word lore again Im gonna commit a cardinal sin; so much of the plot of games happen because the game needs to happen!!!! AND THE RE MOVIE LOOKS FUN AND GNARLY AND KEEPING IN SPIRIT WITH THE GAME
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Buffet Infinity was exactly that kinda weird shit I deeply vibe with. Could've been like 10 minutes shorter imo but who's perfect
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
worst part of a full shift rotation is that my body doesn't know when to poop anymore. 5 am? 3 pm? Noon? 9 at night? My body is a machine whose clock has gone wrong
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i work before, on, amd after my birthday that is so homophobic
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
accidentally doing too much for my bfs birthday next week oops
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
was telling my friend how i explained mgs2 to my boyfriend and oops i fear I cooked on this one
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
me when i when i me when i me am i when me yep
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
how did i survive on 4 hours of sleep in my 20s, i got 8.5 today and im dying on my way to night shift
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ooooh that sounds so good
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
2x hashbrown with cheese in middle and hot sauce? oh yommy so perfect potato crispy good
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nothing i love more than being a little weird and off-putting
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reasons why I should be single: I boop my partner's Nietzsche tramp stamp amd say "GOOD MORNING MR NIETZSCHE" in a Pee-Wee Herman voice
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this picture i took looks like the cover to a shoegaze album
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I like the hypothesis, but given that the screenplay was written solo by Some Guy (Will Soodik) and not Parsons, it feels like the praise for the metaphors is misplaced
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
saw a lady just zoomin on a Lime scooter, cig in one hand. Cunty queen honestly
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 honestly homophobic that i have to work in June
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Obsession solid 4/5 Backrooms 3/5
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
very excited for obsession + backrooms dbl feature 🙌 nice end of week treat
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Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
ALT: Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
whoa baby i passed both of my national exams yippee yahoo
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my parents: fuck you my child is completely fine they dont have ADHD also my parents: jump from hobby to hobby, poor regulation, hyperfocus lmao family be like what do you mean, everyone is like that
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@othatsraspberry.com mail day my favourite day ✨️ i love original fat pikachu he's my favourite
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
been really vib8n w8th the word cunty ever since I got a new pair of sunglasses
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
wow getting old is balls what do you mean hauling my trinkets made my body rebel by crushing me in pain trying to stand up to get to the toilet
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
like what do you mean i have to wrap up 7 teeth molds and 26 ducks
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing makes me regret my whimsical trinkets and tchotchkes like packing to move
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh my god these registration exams are exhausting im gonna chug 2 beers and go to bed
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This might be crazy comin from ole PowerPoint Pitchie but: The Lore does not matter. It's about how a game or a movie or a book or piece of art makes you *feel* The donut, not the hole
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
normal people: Me at work when something is out of my control:
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me at home: Me at work: "Oh living the dream, havent cried at work yet hahaha, classic management amirite"
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This airport is my home now. The Subway eggs are my sustenance, the gentle din of complaints and security scanners my lullaby.
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
delayed AGAIN I'm gonna die in this airport
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Chat am I dying the airport Subway smells like eggs and I can hear EVERYTHING
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I got home at 11:30 and went to bed at 12, my beautiful boyfriend who I love woke me up 7 times snoring and I had to leave at 4:30 am.....
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