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@pitchelyn.bsky.social
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Gender apostate, small but knowing clown, 2nd best slideshow producer of all time* *in Canada

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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12h
They fucking did it; a Remedy game finally made me *feel something
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
ALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there is something uniquely and banally evil about corporate structure
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
very important update on the MGS4 port. Papa needs his therapy
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"What do you fear most in the world?”
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So ready to cry and cry and wheeze and crawl
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Metal Gear Solid makes me feel a lotta things, and some of them are expressed in this article
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hear me out-Have you considered...hear me out....that the lore doesn't matter ?
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Henry Gregson Williams, you sonofabitch ;-; cryin in the club (holding back tears in the work cafeteria)
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i am becoming even more off-putting, offline, and cringe as i age 😈
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if hypothetically your managers dont talk to you in person about a problem they may have but send an email hypothetically and interact with you face to face normally hypothetically it is not a problem hypothetically
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm so sick of the word 'lore' can we stop focusing on what it is and start thinking about how something makes us feel
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Buffet Infinity was exactly that kinda weird shit I deeply vibe with. Could've been like 10 minutes shorter imo but who's perfect
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
worst part of a full shift rotation is that my body doesn't know when to poop anymore. 5 am? 3 pm? Noon? 9 at night? My body is a machine whose clock has gone wrong
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i work before, on, amd after my birthday that is so homophobic
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
accidentally doing too much for my bfs birthday next week oops
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
was telling my friend how i explained mgs2 to my boyfriend and oops i fear I cooked on this one
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
me when i when i me when i me am i when me yep
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
how did i survive on 4 hours of sleep in my 20s, i got 8.5 today and im dying on my way to night shift
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nothing i love more than being a little weird and off-putting
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reasons why I should be single: I boop my partner's Nietzsche tramp stamp amd say "GOOD MORNING MR NIETZSCHE" in a Pee-Wee Herman voice
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this picture i took looks like the cover to a shoegaze album
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
saw a lady just zoomin on a Lime scooter, cig in one hand. Cunty queen honestly
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 honestly homophobic that i have to work in June
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Obsession solid 4/5 Backrooms 3/5
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
very excited for obsession + backrooms dbl feature 🙌 nice end of week treat
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Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
ALT: Funny Dancing Skeleton Puppet
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
whoa baby i passed both of my national exams yippee yahoo
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@othatsraspberry.com mail day my favourite day ✨️ i love original fat pikachu he's my favourite
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
been really vib8n w8th the word cunty ever since I got a new pair of sunglasses
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
wow getting old is balls what do you mean hauling my trinkets made my body rebel by crushing me in pain trying to stand up to get to the toilet
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing makes me regret my whimsical trinkets and tchotchkes like packing to move
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh my god these registration exams are exhausting im gonna chug 2 beers and go to bed
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This might be crazy comin from ole PowerPoint Pitchie but: The Lore does not matter. It's about how a game or a movie or a book or piece of art makes you *feel* The donut, not the hole
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
normal people: Me at work when something is out of my control:
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me at home: Me at work: "Oh living the dream, havent cried at work yet hahaha, classic management amirite"
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
my flight is delayed from 6:20 to 8:45....i got here at 5 am.....pretty sure this is what Satre wrote about....
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
when i hold onto my backpack straps walking home from work:
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Cryin in the club thinking about the beauty of human existence and how good life is you know ?
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I am so unbelievably excited to play Death Stranding 2, I'm ready to feel something that only a Kojima game can make me feel.
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think I am too pure for this world. I keep thinking "man people can't possibly that petty/stupid/etc" but alas they are
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hey there Delilah It sure is dark inside this cannon A circus for the first date Is a choice I'll reexamine If I'm found After I am launched by this clown Clear over town
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Pitchies's RE9 Verdict: ...very mixed. The first third in the care center is its best. The return to Raccoon City was horrendous. The amount of nostalgia bait makes me queasy. Combat feels uneven, more RNG and inertia based than RE4R. Haven't been able to finish it, keep gettin mad lol
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
starting new job very nervous so nervous they call me nervous nelly norwood
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
i am absolutely FROTHING at the mouth for my friends having healthy and loving relationships like UGH I LOVE BEING THIS HAPPY! All my friends deserve it too!
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Requiem first impressions: -Incredibly gorgeous game, surprisingly well optimized -Gory as hell; Capcom is swinging for the fences -The default camera speed is SO SLOW. why is it so slow??? and why are the settings split and buried in the menus??
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Terribly sorry folks, I am not gonna be live streaming Requiem. Hasta Luego, see y'all sometime in the future
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
love my new @othatsraspberry.com stickers, I can't wait to hear uncle Leon's stupid jokes and see snake's caked up rear in August AND IT CAME WITH MGS2 POSTCARD YEAH BABY
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🥀 GraveyardMoth.ttv 🥀 @graveyardmoth.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
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Twin Peaks GIF
Alt: Twin Peaks GIF of Dale Cooper with text saying "Diane, 11:40am. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
me this past week after my mom dropped the (operable, benign) brain tumour bomb on us
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Pitchie @pitchelyn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Yeah it's happening folks. Imma be up ALL NOIGHT
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