Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lol rest in peace to my favorite gay politician Lindsey Graham 😂 020
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 01/01/2026You know who I feel really bad for? Andrew Tate the hydroplane racer. That's gotta be a rough one. 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Is Tommy John the only person to have both underwear and a type of surgery named after him or am I missing someone? 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Homie really is the Seahawks Alex Rodriguez 💀 000
Reposted by Patricia🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/11/2025Build a statue of Yamamoto at Dodgers stadium 1130024
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I wonder if in the next global superpower in 2000 years, there will be alt trans girls naming themselves "Moon" 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Yes, yes, totally, I agree completely. Ban all cars. Give me all the muscle cars. All of them. I'll get rid of them, Im totally not just gunna go put all of them in a warehouse somewhere and keep them all for myself, slowly growing a bigger collection, no id never! What even makes you think I would? 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 29/09/2025If I lose my HRT because the Democrats are more worried about decorum, then im sorry but I dont think I can ever forgive them for that. 000
Reposted by Patricia🏳️⚧️Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy 10844021064
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 26/09/2025This is literally my best friend every time he comes over 🤣 010
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If "not wanting to die quietly" makes me a bad leftist or whatever then call me the worst leftist there is. 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Trans people: literally getting legally written out of society Cis/het liberals: "ok, but like can you die a little bit more quietly? It's making me mildly uncomfortable." 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I used to have an old boeing cap with a TWA pin and a PanAm pin and nobody ever got the joke and it still disappoints me to this day. 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Non car people: "make cars smaller, why does everyone buy these huge cars?" Safety experts: "make cars smaller, these cars are killing children left and right." Literally car people: "make cars smaller, what happened to sports cars?" Car companies: "🎉🎊the camaro is now an SUV!🎊🎉" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 11/08/2025The intersection of car culture and queer culture is the only place you can do two different types of drag at once. 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 31/07/2025LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL MY BIRTHDAY BUDDIES EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Fuck GTA 6, I'm waiting for Midnight Club 4. 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 20/07/2025You're a Phonk producer, you either: 1. Have made your Toyota Supra your entire personality 2. Are a twinky little foxboy with 13 $10,000 fur suits 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I came out to my baseball team yesterday and it went really well!!!!!!! 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 01/06/2025A bucket list item for me is to have Jose Canseco inject me with my estrogen straight in the ass like I'm Marcella McGwire. 030
Reposted by Patricia🏳️⚧️Lewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 01/05/2025Zuck: the average American has three friends 2134
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 25/03/2025C'mon, I can't be the only person who's noticed this 020
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Elon Musk is literally just if Cave Johnson wasn't funny 010
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 10/03/2025WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY SHIRTLESS DK POSTER THERES A 0% CHANCE IM REPLACING IT WITH SHIRTLESS AARON RODGERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 020
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I was on a preschool field trip to PCC, we were standing next to all the glass jars 😊 120
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 06/02/2025OK like as a trans athlete heres something you never hear talked about: the two, never overlapping groups of surgeries you'll end up having to navigate financially. My SLAP surgery won't do anything to help with feminization, my FFS wont help me throw any better, still need to figure out paying both 010
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 27/01/2025You know how madden has predetermined outcomes or whatever? Like that's kinda realistic ngl #rigged 000
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Mark Gooden @toogooden17.bsky.social is a stupid, spineless, assess, useless, gutless, horrifically thoughtless, washed up, braindead troglodite who has made other completely undefendable decisions on his previous ballots as well. BUT DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT HIS PULITZER PRIZE #jackass #stupid 001
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 21/01/2025THE ONE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DIDNT VOTE FOR ICHIRO BETER NOT BE ONE OF THE THREE WHO DIDNT VOTE FOR GRIFFEY 010
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 12/01/2025If they're this mad about the transgenders, just wait till they find out about the transformers 010
Reposted by Patricia🏳️⚧️Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 04/01/2025Ichiro, Wicked Breaking Balls. 🤢 2949
Patricia🏳️⚧️ @pistolpatty31.bsky.social · 22/12/2024OK but like what if the t-rex was actually just like a big dog and just wanted to be given treats head pats and told it's a good boy? 000
