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pistachiohno

@pistachiohdear.bsky.social
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22 | enjoyer of svsss, tgcf, misvil, thousand autumns, and erha | mostly reposts or doodles on here 🔞

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pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY PARTON DIED !???!??!! HELLO WHAT????
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光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Small doodle I did thinking abt the farmer-jiu arc we could have had... old habits die hard yk #svsss #shenjiu #shangqinghua #人渣反派自救系统
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Chip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am so fucking mad about today's wordle it's not even funny
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give me fic recs @silentfuture.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
xie lian, after accidentally scratching up hc's back during sex: oh!! san lang im so sorry!!! hua cheng: if you ripped me in half and decanted my organs into a glass to drink them and then smashed the glass into my skull after because it wasn't enough to satisfy you i would thank you and then come.
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Marina🔞 @rinabetaacc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*metal pipe falling* #shenjiu #svsss
Portrait of shen jiu inspired by alphonse mucha’s illustration - zodiac
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Ayu @maomaoxuyu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nsfw Wei wuxian fucking Mo Xuanyu with Bichen while Lan wangji is tied up and can only watch without doing absolutely nothing
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Muse | ✨ YQY hole enthusiast ✨ 40524 2/10 @10thmusemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Shen Jiu perusing the dsm-5 for new traumas to give binghe
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Kat8Cha @kat8cha.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TLJ stumbling across Shen Jiu and Wu Yanzi and he's weirdly delighted by Shen Jiu (Look, look, Zhuzhi, little humans bite too!) but absolutely kills Wu Yanzi b/c he doesn't have the time or energy to be blackmailed. The next time he meets up with Su Ziyan he's got 'a little disciple'.
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Zophais @fatuitous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wet and pathetic bingge — i think he should be bullied relentlessly, he's gotten too used to always getting what he wants
Bingge on the ground with his hair messy and spread around, crying and bitting his lip while looking up at the viewer
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starsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
gap moe shen jiu... pouty whiny shen jiu... beautiful tsundere shen jiu....
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Cyfil @cyfil.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
MamaJiu
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starsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Shen jiu vs Shen yuan, same body but sy eats lbh’s cooking
A sketch of Shen jiu and Shen yuan sitting next to each other other naked. Shen jiu is skinnier then Shen yuan.
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光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Also while I'm at it, sharing some old MTS/disciple! SY jiuyuan au doodles, months away from their current designs but I still love that my shen jiu shoulder exposing is a lifestyle I lovingly curated, this phase will never end #jiuyuan #scumcum #svsss #人渣反派自救系统
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Ada @datrava.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Young master Mo #mdzs #moxuanyu
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pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i thought i got a notif that my favorite moot finally posted again but i cant find the post...
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Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box
ALT: Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box
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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#sunniedoesart
chibi illustration of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu dressed as little maids. Sqq's is dropping a tray holding a teapot and tea cups on it as he looks down at Lbh's bottom. Lbh is bending over to grab a hanky that has been dropped on the floor, flashing himself to Sqq. A bubble above Sqq says "Lust" and a bubble with a pair of lacy green panties with a tiny red heart points to the underneath of Lbh's skirt, implying he's wearing them and that's what Sqq is looking at.
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pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'
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ketsal 🎐🌾 ➡️ sjmade’s ILLOMART @ketsalkotta.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
unspeakably excited for lesbian sex 2nite
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sus scrofa @susscrofaa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#tgcf #qirong
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Chip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i wish i could get the 3d files from the donghua so i could 3d print binghe innto a candy mold and turn him into a giant gummy and then just rip into him like a shark
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pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i started reading this bingjiu fic not realizing until i was completely caught up that it was last updated in 2021 😩😩😩😩 its so so good why must i make myself suffer this way archiveofourown.org/works/17990456
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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
bingqiu slobbering all over eachother. Not in a sexy way tho in a yucky, sticky, sleepy way
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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If Sqq woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at Lbh, who had a streak of drool he would think "ah... cute..." and lovingly wipe it off. If Lbh woke up and saw the same thing on Sqq he would think "ah.... cute" and lovingly lick it off.
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slutjiu supremacy @mrblank8l.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
lbh is not a good dad #bingjiu
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CrazyNekoChan @crazynekochan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#BingJiu Home economics teacher LBH, whom everyone knows is married as he will constantly talk about his wife. The students know what Luo Laoshi's wife's favourite food is, and that they adopted a cat, and all kinds of random information. Aside from the name.
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starsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
bingjiu mindbreak where sj becomes completely catatonic in the water prison so bingge takes him out fixes him up and treats him like a pretty ball jointed doll
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Cyfil @cyfil.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BingQiu vs BingJiu
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shrimps 💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
pay attention to me~ #svsss
binghe in full clubbing attire smushing up against sqq who is in comfy clothes on her couch with her switch console dangling out of her grip. sqq is having a hard time looking away from binghe's barely visible nipples and binghe is pouting. you can make out vague impressions of my little pony and miku standees and a legend of hei plush on sqq's shelf
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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
doodle of Hua Cheng holding one of Xie Lian's hands as they look lovingly at each other. In the background Mu Qing and Feng Xin look puzzled and concerned with a thought bubble that borders the top of the image. It is supposed to connect to the post above that reads: "Could it be that Hua Cheng is.... Gay???"
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Kabuki Pop @kabukipop.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
JiuYuan comic pg 7/8
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Zophais @fatuitous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
there should be more whump of bingge that guy deserves it (cw blood, no gore)
bingge, head raised by someone's hand in his hair, staring up with a dazed expression while blood runs down his forehead
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V3N0M ✦ @v3n0mp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[bottom binghe] couldnt help myself— neither could binghe 🤤 [based in Sensei Shokushin Shite Kudasai ★]
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Kraehe @lol707.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
based off that one angy mama duck and her bby ducklings meme—Happy Mother’s Day Jiumei! 🦆🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🥚 #冰九 #shenjiu #svsss #bingjiu
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✨️castor✨️ @cloudcastor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
gege, you’re just so strong and powerful! #myart #tgcf #hualian
A TGCF comic done in grayscale with red accents. San Lang is radiating an aura of menace behind Xie Lian, eyes glowing red, while Xie Lian ruefully comments, "Ah, they're gone. Almost like they got scared of me..."He wonders nervously, "... Or maybe they got scared of something behind me?"He turns to look at San Lang, who cocks his head at Xie Lian, smiling sweetly and angelically.He exclaims, with a smile, "Daozhang, you looked so brave and heroic!"

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Daze 🍃 @sunstung.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
trophy wife #svsss #tianjiu
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光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Everytime I draw him with clothes slipping off, I ascend to godhood #svsss #shenjiu #人渣反派自救系统
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Lumingming @lumingming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
hewwo shizun :3 #svsss #luobinghe
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🔞tyler🔞 disciple sy lewder @ghostlybunny.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
[not svsss] [kamisama] watching kamisama kiss from the beginning and just going “shen jiu…” at everything tomoe does he and mikage are so qijiu coded and tomoe’s mannerisms are soooo sj in the first episode it’s insane to me
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ya girl Riana @diyferret.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
"UMMMMM u shouldn't use fiction to romanticize problematic things" youre so right. Never depict a straight man ever again.
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Chip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i spent my whole afternoon doing this
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sus scrofa @susscrofaa.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#misvil
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Dilitidarn @dilitidarn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I need more Shen Jiu in my life. I'm not mentally ill enough about him.
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Zenzenzen @zenlosingit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Had a thought about what if Mo Xuanyu performed the wrong summoning ritual… #sketch #luobingge #moxuanyu
Sketch of Luo Bingge looking down with a smile saying, “Oh? And who’s this?”Sketch of Mo Xuanyu on the floor looking up shocked/terrified as LBG asks of panel, “A pretty little thing that summoned me?”
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worm / the wussy 🔞 @softandworm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I simply think bingmei and Bingge should fuck nasty while sqq watches with popcorn
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mog née beans ✨ @moggart.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
for gatorix1's dtiys over on instagram! #bingqiu #svsss #dtiys #人渣反派自救系统
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
#svsss
Digital simple fanart for Scum villain's self-saving system. Original Shen Qingqiu is holding Luo Binghe's chin up with his fan with an extremely displeased expression. He is speaking, and his speech bubble is a cropped screenshot from wechat by someone nicknamed "shen jiu". From their clothing it seems to be set during the Luo Binghe's disciple era.
Shen Qingqiu: I will live. Because i will make you kill yourself.
Luo Binghe looks confused and is blushing wildly.
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Ayu @maomaoxuyu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Liking Shen Jiu is being in a perpetual state of "Hey!free my man,he only did some of that!"
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pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
minecraft diaries (the cringe is real), wattpad, 10
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