Reposted by pistachiohno光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Small doodle I did thinking abt the farmer-jiu arc we could have had... old habits die hard yk #svsss #shenjiu #shangqinghua #人渣反派自救系统 05814
Reposted by pistachiohnoChip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I am so fucking mad about today's wordle it's not even funny 291
Reposted by pistachiohnogive me fic recs @silentfuture.bsky.social · 07/06/2025xie lian, after accidentally scratching up hc's back during sex: oh!! san lang im so sorry!!! hua cheng: if you ripped me in half and decanted my organs into a glass to drink them and then smashed the glass into my skull after because it wasn't enough to satisfy you i would thank you and then come. 18227
Reposted by pistachiohnoMarina🔞 @rinabetaacc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026*metal pipe falling* #shenjiu #svsss 310952
Reposted by pistachiohnoAyu @maomaoxuyu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Nsfw Wei wuxian fucking Mo Xuanyu with Bichen while Lan wangji is tied up and can only watch without doing absolutely nothing 2121
Reposted by pistachiohnoMuse | ✨ YQY hole enthusiast ✨ 40524 2/10 @10thmusemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Shen Jiu perusing the dsm-5 for new traumas to give binghe 0267
Reposted by pistachiohnoKat8Cha @kat8cha.bsky.social · 07/05/2026TLJ stumbling across Shen Jiu and Wu Yanzi and he's weirdly delighted by Shen Jiu (Look, look, Zhuzhi, little humans bite too!) but absolutely kills Wu Yanzi b/c he doesn't have the time or energy to be blackmailed. The next time he meets up with Su Ziyan he's got 'a little disciple'. 171
Reposted by pistachiohnoZophais @fatuitous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wet and pathetic bingge — i think he should be bullied relentlessly, he's gotten too used to always getting what he wants 515644
Reposted by pistachiohnostarsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 29/05/2026gap moe shen jiu... pouty whiny shen jiu... beautiful tsundere shen jiu.... 15711
Reposted by pistachiohnostarsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Shen jiu vs Shen yuan, same body but sy eats lbh’s cooking 220242
Reposted by pistachiohno光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Also while I'm at it, sharing some old MTS/disciple! SY jiuyuan au doodles, months away from their current designs but I still love that my shen jiu shoulder exposing is a lifestyle I lovingly curated, this phase will never end #jiuyuan #scumcum #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 214546
pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i thought i got a notif that my favorite moot finally posted again but i cant find the post...static.klipy.comZaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding BoxALT: Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box 210
pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comSchitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both' 000
Reposted by pistachiohnoketsal 🎐🌾 ➡️ sjmade’s ILLOMART @ketsalkotta.bsky.social · 09/06/2026unspeakably excited for lesbian sex 2nite 2355
Reposted by pistachiohnoChip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i wish i could get the 3d files from the donghua so i could 3d print binghe innto a candy mold and turn him into a giant gummy and then just rip into him like a shark 2417
pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i started reading this bingjiu fic not realizing until i was completely caught up that it was last updated in 2021 😩😩😩😩 its so so good why must i make myself suffer this way archiveofourown.org/works/17990456archiveofourown.org 020
Reposted by pistachiohnoSunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 07/06/2026bingqiu slobbering all over eachother. Not in a sexy way tho in a yucky, sticky, sleepy way 1274
Reposted by pistachiohnoSunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If Sqq woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at Lbh, who had a streak of drool he would think "ah... cute..." and lovingly wipe it off. If Lbh woke up and saw the same thing on Sqq he would think "ah.... cute" and lovingly lick it off. 44716
Reposted by pistachiohnoslutjiu supremacy @mrblank8l.bsky.social · 20/04/2026lbh is not a good dad #bingjiu 08722
Reposted by pistachiohnoCrazyNekoChan @crazynekochan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026#BingJiu Home economics teacher LBH, whom everyone knows is married as he will constantly talk about his wife. The students know what Luo Laoshi's wife's favourite food is, and that they adopted a cat, and all kinds of random information. Aside from the name. 2173
Reposted by pistachiohnostarsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 24/05/2026bingjiu mindbreak where sj becomes completely catatonic in the water prison so bingge takes him out fixes him up and treats him like a pretty ball jointed doll 1293
Reposted by pistachiohnoshrimps 💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss.bsky.social · 31/05/2026pay attention to me~ #svsss 4291117
Reposted by pistachiohnoZophais @fatuitous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026there should be more whump of bingge that guy deserves it (cw blood, no gore) 38928
Reposted by pistachiohnoV3N0M ✦ @v3n0mp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026[bottom binghe] couldnt help myself— neither could binghe 🤤 [based in Sensei Shokushin Shite Kudasai ★] 530590
Reposted by pistachiohnoKraehe @lol707.bsky.social · 11/05/2026based off that one angy mama duck and her bby ducklings meme—Happy Mother’s Day Jiumei! 🦆🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🥚 #冰九 #shenjiu #svsss #bingjiu 27623
Reposted by pistachiohno✨️castor✨️ @cloudcastor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026gege, you’re just so strong and powerful! #myart #tgcf #hualian 8348171
Reposted by pistachiohno光秃秃ZEEBUB | comms open! @zeeneedssleep.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Everytime I draw him with clothes slipping off, I ascend to godhood #svsss #shenjiu #人渣反派自救系统 6278107
Reposted by pistachiohnoLumingming @lumingming.bsky.social · 28/04/2026hewwo shizun :3 #svsss #luobinghe 414145
Reposted by pistachiohno🔞tyler🔞 disciple sy lewder @ghostlybunny.bsky.social · 27/01/2026[not svsss] [kamisama] watching kamisama kiss from the beginning and just going “shen jiu…” at everything tomoe does he and mikage are so qijiu coded and tomoe’s mannerisms are soooo sj in the first episode it’s insane to me 182
Reposted by pistachiohnoya girl Riana @diyferret.bsky.social · 28/03/2026"UMMMMM u shouldn't use fiction to romanticize problematic things" youre so right. Never depict a straight man ever again. 411246
Reposted by pistachiohnoChip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 03/04/2026i spent my whole afternoon doing this 7269111
Reposted by pistachiohnoDilitidarn @dilitidarn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I need more Shen Jiu in my life. I'm not mentally ill enough about him. 1266
Reposted by pistachiohnoZenzenzen @zenlosingit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Had a thought about what if Mo Xuanyu performed the wrong summoning ritual… #sketch #luobingge #moxuanyu 64923
Reposted by pistachiohnoworm / the wussy 🔞 @softandworm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I simply think bingmei and Bingge should fuck nasty while sqq watches with popcorn 610435
Reposted by pistachiohnomog née beans ✨ @moggart.bsky.social · 01/03/2026for gatorix1's dtiys over on instagram! #bingqiu #svsss #dtiys #人渣反派自救系统 1281118
Reposted by pistachiohnoAyu @maomaoxuyu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Liking Shen Jiu is being in a perpetual state of "Hey!free my man,he only did some of that!" 1123
pistachiohno @pistachiohdear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026minecraft diaries (the cringe is real), wattpad, 10 110