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Kris Valdespino

@piscei.com
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Just your young, struggling, autistic illustrator and logo designer from Florida who draws cartoons for a living. It's a very unhealthy living. → www.piscei.com → piscei.newgrounds.com → www.instagram.com/piscei_

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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 13/09/2026
My half of an art trade with @masonwuzhere.nekoweb.org and his OC, Broady! Y'know what they say: curiosity reels the cat!
Broady (masonwuzhere's OC), a stout white-spotted red cat and the embodiment of YouTube/pure evil. He is hooked from his collar while holding a bitten clickbait thumbnail of an ass, circled with an arrow pointing at the baited cat, who sticks his tounge out in annoyance. You greedy fat cat, falling into your own trap!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 20/06/2026
#CRiTORA: Fruit Switcheroo (FANCOMIC) Kookie was paired with Ringy twice in the comics and I don't really get why. Figured I give their dynamic a crack anyway.
Kookie Bonky the monkey is holding a mango while sat on a branch. Ringy Cheeky the parakeet peeks down from above.
Kookie: "Heyya, Ringy! Whatcha doing up here?"
Ringy: "Oh, nothing much. Say..."

Ringy takes out a coconut.
Ringy: "Would you like to trade your mango for my coconut?"
Kookie: "Coconut?? Uhh, I don't think I-"

Despite Kookie's hesitation, the framing is flipped upside-down. Now Kookie is above hanging while Ringy is on the ground. The fruit had been swapped, much to Ringy's delight.
Ringy: "Cool! Nice doing business with you, see ya!"

Ringy zips away while Kookie dangles from the branch attempting to catch her, stuck thanks to his tangled tail.
Kookie: "HEY NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!!"

Drawn on Jun 20, 2026. Based on the CRiTORA series by Daydreaming Birdie.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 18/06/2026
More CRiTORA Squad art I drew afterwards. :)
Demonstrations of Mackie's long swivel neck. Drawn on May 1, 2026.Robert being held by human hands like a rubber ducky. Drawn on May 2, 2026.Nicky and Chap looking at something off screen. Nicky points and acts cocky while Chap looks hesitant. Drawn on May 4 (Nicky) and May 9 (Chap), 2026.Howie stares blankly at Nicky spinning a volleyball with his index finger, offering Howie a challenge. Drawn on May 9, 2026.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 17/06/2026
#CRiTORA SQUADLINGS !!!
My design stylizations of the CRiTORA Squad in a group shot. From left to right: Bebe, Nicky, Iggy, Mackie, Robert, Howie, Chap, and Kimi
Drawn on May 31, 2026
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 15/06/2026
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 08/05/2026
Last night, I asked myself "what if Flubber but water ?????"
Character art of Wyatt, a waterdrop with spiral glasses. You can tell why I named him "Wyatt."
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 05/05/2026
I hate cats.
Doodle dump of cats in various poses and designs, including Cheshire from Alice in Wonderland, Kat from Kid vs. Kat, Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy, and Gary from SpongeBob (because he says meow).
Drawn on Apr 11 2023 for my art teacher at the time, which is why I don't have a clean scan.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 26/04/2026
It was fun while it lasted. #CRiTORA
Sketches of Bunsen, Coneboy, Spottie, and Nuzzie from CRiTORA. Drawn on May 25, 2021. They are the first drawings I ever did of the show.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 11/04/2026
If Crashley has only one fan, then that is me. If Crashley has no fans, then that means I am no longer on this world. If the world is against Crashley, then I am against the world. #CRiTORA
Crashley Tuskdummy and Lincoln Losolove are floating in the air, presumably from an explosion.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 30/03/2026
sorry no new art for a while I'm depressed again
Ace Stounding looking at the viewer, shrugging. The caption reads "Sorry bro, you're gay."
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 23/03/2026
I'll leave that up to interpretation. :3
A squirrel monkey holding a plush of Kookie Bonky from CRiTORA.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 20/03/2026
Ya can't improve perfection!
Kookie sitting down in a chair with a neutral smile. Taken from a YouTube video, Kookie Goes Bonkers.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 17/03/2026
Hiyaaah! The newest episode of #CRiTORA is out now, and not only did I help write the script, I also created the clumsy and lovable merch mogul, Crashley Tuskdummy! I wanted to contribute more beyond this ep, but alas, Birdie and I had to go our separate ways last year. I still hope you enjoy it!
Development sketches for Shoppin' Spree, with early depictions of the final scenes. Originally, Eggy would've grabbed a chonky Teggy bear rather than a Crashley plush, and V-SPAM would've appeared from a Hawkie's inbox rather than Buttons'.Concept art of chonky Teggy plush and the Gooey plush Beckham Hummerhawk gives to Eggy at the end of the episode as a nudge to the show's dedicated fandom. I had to replace this version of Teggy because of "lore reasons."Concept art of Crashley. Originally conceived as a show-within-a-show character with vast merchandise. I didn't want to substitute Teggy with a generic plush, as I preferred a plush with character. She didn't have a last name until she became an actual character in August 2025, with her TV star occupation written around it.Rough sketches of Crashley being the lovable oaf that she is. Don't worry about the harpoon stuck through her stomach, she's fine, her insides are all just fluff, it happens sometimes in her show, trust me. (ᵕ • ᴗ •)
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 10/03/2026
This could literally not get any weirder. Old design commissioned by @rhysrattt.bsky.social
The current (Dec 2025, left) version of Reese the capybara stares in confusion at a older (Mar 2025, right) version of herself. The current Reese is short and orange with a barrel shaped build, wearing a green leaf skirt, while the older Reese is taller and muted pink with defined breast and hips, wearing a white top and skirt.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 06/03/2026
#CRiTORA Requested by @pedroluizch on Instagram. I'm just as confused as you are.
Crashley Tuskdummy and Slimy Goodrop feeling very dizzy with stars spinning around their heads.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 03/03/2026
19th Birthday
Krissy the goldfish eating a birthday cake off the ground. Dude, that's disgusting.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 01/03/2026
Eventually, I started finding ways to get data recovery. I didn't trust any methods or software offered to me online, so I instead sent it off to a service in Ohio. Long story short, they wanted me to pay... OVER FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS?!??! THAT'S LIKE, 3 MONTHS OF OUR FUCKING RENT!!!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 01/03/2026
Yeah... this month has not been great for me. Aside from all the ridiculous bullcrap going on right now, I've been going through some tough times that I feel is worth letting out real quick to keep myself sane tonight.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 26/02/2026
Every living being needs nourishment. Even Ace.
Ace Stounding, a pyramid-headed cyclops freak, holds a candy bar with excitement. "Oh boy! Snack time!" he exclaims. He tilts his head back to open his "mouth" on his torso like a PEZ dispenser and throws the bar (still in its wrapper) into his mouth.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 07/02/2026
👀 Woah. A big thanks to 200 of y'all for following me here on Bluesky! It's been a steep wall to climb since leaving Twitter in 2023 and the Piscei rebrand in 2025. Just in time too, as my Bluesky is now 2 years old! I hope to continue expanding my work to reach even more fellow cravers like you!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 04/02/2026
What if Baby Lamb and Friends...WERE HUMAN???
Human versions of Belle Butterfly, Baby Lamb, and Cow McMoo.
Drawn on Jan 24, 2026 by Kris Valdespino. Characters created by Simon A.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 02/02/2026
I was just watching a video about Miiverse and saw the guy using a site called Archiverse. I thought "there's no way my crusty old posts I made when I was 10, is still intact..." Oh my flipping god...
My Miiverse profile from 2017, as preserved on Archiverse. The banner shows a drawing of Crete, one of my oldest OCs, walking on strange lands.A Miiverse drawing post for the Super Smash Bros. for 3DS/Wii U community, showing off my Home Run Contest record of 1,659.7 ft as Kirby on 3DS, who holds a baseball bat from behind.
A reply post is of a drawing of Ness knocking away Kirby with a baseball bat, showing off my new record of 1751.3 ft as Ness on 3DS.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 30/01/2026
Now brought to you in living color!
Human versions of the Audiovisual Identity Database/Opening Sequences and Closing Archive mascots. From left to right:
Ace Sehari (Ace Stounding), Vivian Cecil (Vivi Celege), Jefferson Paddock (Jeff Padd), Oscar Tennyson (Oscar Teevee), and Annie Adalia (Annie Antenna).
Drawn on September 15, 2025. Colored on January 3, 2026.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 28/01/2026
Exercising expressions with Witwak!
Witwak the little blue penguin does a handful of expressions in various poses, some inspired by fanart she's received in the past. Clockwise from top-left:
-Waddling away with her head turned at the viewer, sweating anxiously.
-Lying on her back with a full stomach next to fish bones, exhaling from a satisfied meal.
-Happily lifting her arms in the air while standing on one foot.
-Standing on her knees with a disgruntled look, emphasised by a scribbled emanata.
-Ice skating on one foot merrily with her eyes closed, humming a tune.
-Gazing in the distance, slouched with a shocked look.
-Yelling in anguish with her bum on the ground and her mouth gleeking with spit.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 27/01/2026
The best little giants. Comm by @oswelt.bsky.social!
Doodle-styled art of Reese the capybara side-hugging Olly the anteater as encouragement, drawn by Oswelt Ortiz.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 12/01/2026
Freaky ahh alien... Comm for @milkywaveent.bsky.social!
Headshot illustration of Mixby, a pink alien wearing a gray hat and a gray hoodie with the Milkywave logo, gesturing devil horns while smiling at the viewer, proudly displaying his sharp teeth.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 06/01/2026
Uhhh, I can explain...
Krissy the goldfish tries to hook up with a worm on a literal hook.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 31/12/2025
'What was your biggest impact on the Internet?' Uhhh, I reanimated this one asdfmovie sketch with Suction Cup Man 5 years ago...
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 29/12/2025
???????? why you staring at me???? what did i do to you????
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 21/12/2025
How am I gaining more followers? I barely posted anything in weeks. Uhh here's a cute snake girl, her name is Vibbin haha get it cuz
Character design of an aquatic coral snake named Vibbin. She wears a large emerald-colored bow tie and waves her tail.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 21/11/2025
GET UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE WACKOLAND Fun fact: Rizzo got his liking for nachos because of miscommunication. When I drew his stand for BONUS Bonanza, it was supposed to read WACKO TOOLS, but my poor lettering and erasing led to the prop designer interpreting it as NACHO TOOLS! :P
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 02/11/2025
It's finally here, my first ever movie reaction! @thevidgame.bsky.social @therealblueg.bsky.social and I watch The Wild Robot by Chris Sanders as I ride a wrecking ball, relish my amusement of death, and experience my first cardiac arrest, only on BingeBusters! >>> youtube.com/watch?v=TUuG...
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 29/10/2025
Witwak and her fabulous friends*! *Lippant is not actually a friend and would rather eat her head off right now than anything, but Witwak loves to tease her, so I guess it's a one-sided relationship.
A lineup of characters from "Witwak!" Featuring the chamsitaic traveler Witwak the little penguin (female 13 in), her curious soulmate Rocco the Adelie penguin (male, 17 in), her reluctant cowardly friend Rowley the platypus (male, 15 in), and her playful mortal enemy Lippant the leopard seal (female, plenty of in).
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 23/10/2025
This was fun to do! Honestly, after years of drawing in my own style, it has become difficult for me to try drawing in simpler styles like yours. Hope these guys did it justice!
Becky the rooster and Clooney the raccoon (drawn in the style of Charles Brubaker) walk to the left, the latter reading a book titled "To Rob a Mockingbird." Becky asks him, "How come you only read one book?" Clooney quietly responds, "Erm... let's just say the librarian doesn't take kindly to bibloklepts..."
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 19/10/2025
Experimenting with lineless style. :3
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 14/10/2025
Still working on my website overhaul... here's a sneak peek!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 10/10/2025
No wonder they call the farmland "Clustercluck."
Benny Beck, a short rooster with a hoe tool, is watched over his shoulder by a shrew weasel named Vin Somniac and a rough raccoon named Ralph Clooney Jr. Drawn on June 30, 2025.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 09/10/2025
bruh
Witwak, a little penguin standing 14 inches tall, looks down at Chilly Willy, a nonspecific cartoon penguin standing at a mere 10 inches, shivering from the cold.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 08/10/2025
Stop. Chasing. Trends. Innovate. Better.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 27/09/2025
I did not have time to draw another "epic celebratory extravagant" birthday art for my poster boy of the @avid.wiki, Ace Stounding...so he treated himself to laser eye surgery.
Ace Stounding the seegeeye barges into Krissy the goldfish's office, yelling "HEY! YOU FORGOT MY 3RD BIRTHDAY!"

Krissy tries to excuse himself, murmuring, "Oh! Uhhhhhhhh yeah, I'm really sorry Ace, I've been real busy on my new website and some othe-" Ace's pupil changes to red while standing ominously.

Suddenly, Ace beams a large red laser from his eye at the goldfish, darkening the room and disintegrating Krissy as he yelled in horror, "!!! WTF-AAAAAA"
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 26/09/2025
Witwak the little penguin!
Several poses of a little blue penguin from Australia named Witwak.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 25/09/2025
Aye, I see the problem. You're putting too much detail and tissue on just the stomach. If your twinks are just sticks, rotunds should just be round. Keep the bulge modest, don't have it overlap the breasts. Broaden the shoulders and bulk up the arms and neck.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 22/09/2025
It's one of the best birthday gifts I've ever had, Lurk. Thank you!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 22/09/2025
I will be retiring the stickfigure avatar I've had for years. He's become an artifact of the style long past my current ambitions. Krissy (that's his name now) will be my new avatar from now on. Fishy tales to come soon! (Krissy created by @bruhchamp16593.bsky.social)
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 20/09/2025
More stinky old art from 2024, now in living, breathing color! Wow, so much color!
Cray the plush rabbit and Pudsp the parrot are walking outside on Halloween night. Cray is in a sugar rush, covered with lollipops, peppermints, and candy corn, resembling Nutty from Happy Tree Friends. Pudsp is wearing a tight green burlap sack, resembling Oggie Boogie, while carrying a pumpkin bucket. This was drawn on October 30, 2024.Junior the green mouse and Bunsen the plug-earred rabbit (both from CRiTORA) are standing next to each other. Junior looks at the viewer with his arms behind, saying "Haiii! :3," while a startled Bunsen looks at the mouse, uttering "Jeez!" Drawn on August 9, 2024.Ace Stounding and Vivi Celege are greeting the viewer, with Ace pointing confidently and Vivi cheerfully waving, against a rainbow gradient. Drawn on January 26, 2024.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 19/09/2025
Remember to touch grass, kids!
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 18/09/2025
vivi cool girl
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 16/09/2025
What if the AVID Wiki mascots...WERE HUMAN??? Eh, they'd look alright, I guess.
Human versions of the Audiovisual Identity Database mascots.
From left to right: Ace Sehari (Ace Stounding), Vivian Cecil (Vivi Celege), Jefferson Paddock (Jeff Padd), Oscar Tennyson (Oscar Teevee), and Annie Adalia (Annie Antennae). Drawn on September 15, 2025.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 04/09/2025
My apologies for not being active. My family and I had caught a cold last week, and doing anything to pass the time had been dreadful. Couldn't even get sleep last night. Not to worry, I'm feeling a little better! Dunno what I'm going to do this month, but it oughta be better than choking on mucus.
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Kris Valdespino @piscei.com · 15/08/2025
Fuck Photoshop, I'm trying out Clip Studio Paint.
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