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Talia

@pirateshipdream.bsky.social
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30 something. Internet weirdo. Bi. Knitter. Obsessions: Byron, Black Sails, Vampires. Will post a lot of pictures of my face. Likes to go off on a tangent. Likes to make lists. She/Her.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 22/06/2026
Treasure Planet (2002): Art by Michael Spooner
A blue-toned concept sketch illustrates two figures standing on a platform, looking up at a massive, multi-masted flying galleon docked amid a sprawling, high-altitude harbor city.A digital painting shows Jim Hawkins and the robot B.E.N. from Treasure Planet standing on a busy spaceport dock, looking up at a massive, multi-masted flying galleon suspended in mid-air.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
She's finished! The white ink almost killed me, and oh god it hurts, but she's SO pretty and I love her.
A fresh tattoo of a decorated saint: a skull covered in jewels and decorative spikes with a neo Gothic cross beneath it.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Muppet Musketeers
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Utagawa Yoshifuji's "Rabbit Sumo". 1868. Ota memorial Museum of Art
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Genuinely cannot express how upset I am about this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72
The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A picture that captures your essence.
A photo of baby Talia wearing fake vampire teeth with a paper caption at the bottom saying "happy Halloween, ooh, how scary".
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I had to give up after five and a bit hours, so she still needs some shading, but I love her so much already. Going back in three weeks to get her finished!
A partly finished tattoo of a decorated saint.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's new tattoo day!
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is homophobic. This is a crime against me, personally.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride! Eternally thankful to the show that made me admit I wasn't straight, and that that was okay, actually.
static.klipy.com
Tharuka Is Wise
Alt: James Flint from Black Sails, looking up disapprovingly.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Watched the first episode of Spider-Noir. I realise I'm biased because of my deep and abiding love for Nic Cage, but I fucking loved it.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I've seen this post about 10 times today and every single time I've been irked because that's not where a rabbit would wear an earring! That's a rabbit with a pearl in the side of it's face!
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juni | shop OPEN!!! 🎉 @junimoosh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
colored in those quick pikachu doodles from the other day !! [ #pokemon #pikachu #fanart 🌩️ ]
A collage of yellow, mouse-like creatures called “pikachu” from the pokémon series. very round in shape, rosy cheeks, one of them is a bit sad over a broken bottle of ketchup (their favorite)
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dear Jadis. I am very sorry. I was down on the whole "always winter, never Christmas" thing, but I'm beginning to see you had a point. Please come back.
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Dr Anne E Bailey @anneebailey1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chapel of the Crucifix, Basilica of St Clare, Assisi. St Clare founded the Order of the Poor Clares in 1212. 📸2025
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Making me leave the house in this weather is literally a hate crime.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I, a lowly ginger, have had too much sun. But I looked cute.
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a black cowboy hat and a black dress. She is wearing green eyeshadow and red lipstick. She's holding a glass of wine towards the camera.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think I bought wine with John Constantine on the label.
Séptimo Sentido wine. The label shows a man in a trench coat stomping all over some demons. A wine label which reads

séptimo
sentido
Verdejo 2024

In the human soul there is a constant battle between good and evil. Each of our steps is a choice that tips the balance. What moves us towards one extreme of the other, towards sin or virtue, is known as the seventh sense.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wearing a fake tour t-shirt for a fictional band because I am the coolest person you know.
A white woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a black "The Vampire Lestat" tour t-shirt. It is a mirror selfie and she is standing in front of bookcases.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Forget sharing the last picture you saved. I want to see the first picture on your phone. It's a fat, sleepy rat boy.
A fat white rat boy (Pippin) asleep on a plaid shirt.
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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Aloy, Despite the Nora 🏹 Horizon Zero Dawn fanart, 2023
Aloy from the videogame Horizon Zero Dawn, illustrated by Eleonor Piteira. Aloy is in profile holding a bow with 6 arrows. Light blue circles are coming out of the focus on her ear, framing her face.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Went out last night and honestly, this jumpsuit is amazing.
A mirror selfie of a fat woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses, wearing a green velvet jumpsuit and black flipflops. She has green sparkly eyeshadow and bright red lipstick on.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Roger Red Hat Billy Blue Hat Jennifer Yellow Hat Percy Green Hat Mr Brown's Goat The Yellow Cat
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Really disappointed in Snag and their rainbow dress fomo marketing. I'd imagine a whole load of people can't just drop £65 on a dress, and saying there's only going to be a limited number of them feels predatory.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I, for one, am ready for chaos with Ed Miliband.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
New tattoo booked! Now to spend the next three weeks vibrating with nervous excitement.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sometimes you can go out and drink alcohol and eat ice cream with your best friend on a sunny afternoon and for a bit, everything will feel good and right. And I think there should be more of that, tbh.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Every time I've seen this in the last couple of days, my immediate thought was "who does he look out for?" Like, has he even tried to find a community? Does he help others without expecting anything in return? Making community is work, but it's what makes us human.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Everything is pretty shit, but this news has properly cheered me up. www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
empireonline.com
A legendary cult classic, banned for 55 years, is finally heading to cinemas — uncut and in 4K
The director's cut of Ken Russell's infamously banned cult horror classic The Devils is heading to Cannes with a brand new 4K restoration. Read more.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I fucking hate the concept of "grown up politics". I am a grown up and I think everything could be better, actually.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It is one month until The Vampire Lestat is released. One month. But I want it nowwwwwwwwwwww.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵
Someone on Threads writes: "The Met Gala feels like real dystopian shit.

People can’t afford groceries or gas. But we’re going to celebrate this event which is nothing more than wealth porn."
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My boss will definitely accept "I was looking at Met Gala dresses" as an excuse for being late, right?!
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I genuinely think this advert is homophobic. He's entirely a 1970s queer coded villain caricature. I hate it.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Love to be fat shamed by a pizza delivery man when going to meet him to collect the pizza I ordered for the office. Obviously I must have ordered 8 pizzas for myself and had them delivered to an office as a decoy.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In a sort of post migraine, brain not functioning state. The world feels very fuzzy at the edges. If anyone needs me I'll be under a blanket watching The X-Files.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I wrote the piece I wish I'd read when I was a fat teenage girl and thought that I might never ever find someone nice to shag: naomialderman.substack.com/p/dating-as-...
naomialderman.substack.com
dating as a fat lady
the piece I wish I had read when I was 17 and thought I was doomed to a life of celibacy
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A very happy St George's Day, to all who celebrate.
A picture if George Michael our lord and saviour, looking like a snack. He's all pensive, there's a shadow over his face. Cross earring is on. The works.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have had approximately 2 hours of sleep and I somehow managed to poke myself in the eye in the middle of the night, so today I will require all the coffee and sugar.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a blue velvet dress, holding a cocktail towards the camera.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
media.tenor.com
kermit the frog and fozzie bear are sitting in the back seat of a car .
Alt: kermit the frog and fozzie bear singing "movin' right along" in The Muppet Movie
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Any time someone in media says "I loved him like a brother." I feel like it was written by someone without siblings. I would sell my siblings out for Turkish Delight without a second thought.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It is so clear that everyone who is being reactionary about Star Trek being "woke" simply has not kept pace with the progression of humanity. If you were watching Star Trek when TNG was new, everything progressive about TOS was already "normal". If you watched DS9 TNG was your "normal".
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Finally finished Starfleet Academy. What a delightful fucking series.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dan is home. We are both exhausted. Every part of me hurts from sitting in awful chairs. I am so thankful for the NHS, but please, buy better chairs.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I have been at the hospital for nearly 12 hours with Dan. We have been waiting for a bed for him for about 9 of those hours. I love the NHS, but I am so tired and so stressed I want to be sick.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is too hot for early April. I'm sorry but it is.
A screenshot of a weather app showing the temperature to be 20°c, with a feels like temperature of 24°c.
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Spending the bank holiday eating a large amount of meat and cheese and watching the X-Files because I know how to live my life!
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I am very, very late to the party, but Sinners is fucking phenomenal, isn't it?!
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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Was very excitedly presented this by my boyfriend as soon as I got up. "It's white chocolate! And a sheep! It was clearly made for you!"
A white chocolate egg with a dark chocolate sheep face stuck onto it. It's wrapped in cellophane.
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