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Pirate Redux

@pirateredux.bsky.social
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Sailor, editor, UK, EU. Boat/editorial work always welcome. As long as you fucking pay me. Stay away if you're right wing, Reform UK, MAGA or a general bigot. Mostly here for the inmates' disgraceful behaviour. No unsolicited DMs unless about work.

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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 7h
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 8h
Isn't it one of those @infinitescream.bsky.social type bots, but not funny?
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
What's the passwood?
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
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Peter Throws Brian Out A Window Gif
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 12h
Congratulations to Professor Mariam Jamal-Hanjani 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
Can't say I blame them...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe it can help them get over their cream first perversion.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
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Loading a Double-Barrel Shotgun
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 10h
Looks like a dogging hide to me. I mean, what I imagine a dogging hide might look like...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Kelly's Beer Hoes.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Gerrysburp.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Private Bengingin.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. The Thin Red Wine.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jägerbomb.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Merlot Harbour.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Band of Brewers.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
After a few bottles of Shiraz, she'll attack anything...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. Hangover Hill.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film drunk. The Beer Hunter.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Make a war film drunk. Bourbon on the Fourth of July.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Make a war film drunk. The Distilling Fields.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Make a war film drunk. The Grappa Escape.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Busman's holiday...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Make a war film drunk. 300%
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Let's go home...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Share a smile.
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Joey Tribbian's Funny Wink
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12h
ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Aww, isn't it lovely when they grow up?
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Make a war film drunk. Inglorious Bar stewards.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
How about prosecuting traitors who do far more to destabilise the UK than those on board migrant boats ever could... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Nigel Farage says charities that help asylum seekers reach UK should be prosecuted
Reform leader did not say who should be targeted but party figures have been critical of small boat rescues by RNLI
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Wren 💙 @wrenkh.bsky.social · 16h
If you know anyone who struggles to read, please pass this on. It's so encouraging. Note: comments about Trump will be ignored & muted www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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A moment that changed me: I learned to read and write – at 42
I had worked for 25 years, married and started a family. But a crisis at the supermarket reminded me there was something missing from my life
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone still on X. Everyone Elon Musk has turned off his Starlink satellite in favour of Russia. He’s working against Ukraine and working against us. It’s terrifying and YOU ARE ALL working against the safety and security of all of us, including your own families.
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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 15h
Brexit Turning Point as MPs Line Up to Make the Case for Rejoining the EU Parliamentarians cite Russian interference and post-Brexit red tape, as Andy Burnham opens up a debate which Westminster has avoided for a decade @bylinetimes.bsky.social #RejoinEU #Breturn bylinetimes.com/2026/10/13/b...
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Brexit Turning Point as MPs Line Up to Make the Case for Rejoining the EU
Parliamentarians cite Russian interference and post-Brexit red tape, as Andy Burnham opens up a debate which Westminster has avoided for a decade
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
To be fair, the secret service would probably have deployed slug pellets.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Driving down a motorway, if I remember. "hand-to-gland combat"... FFS 🤣
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Poutine in the Blitz?
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Defence is important. After all, Canadian aircrews helped Polish and Czech aircrews win the Battle of Britain. When Churchill said "never has so much been owed by so many to so few", well... he wasn't talking about his bar tab.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well.... The rules are that new members must commit to adopt the euro when they meet certain economic conditions. Meeting those conditions is for individual governments to decide. There's no timetable or sanctions. So "never" is fine. Look at Poland, still has the zloty.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was thinking more Kath's Cafe in Eastenders. Mostly because Brookside was more shit than Eastenders and Gillian Taylforth once got done for going down on her hubby while he was driving, which frankly I find appalling. The arrest, not the blowjob.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fair play, mate. You may have shook hands with the most transformative PM Britain has seen since Attlee said to Bevan "on your head, my son..."
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That horrible cunt triggered the referendum that led to Brexit purely to save his own and his party's arse. He failed. We're going back into the EU with Burnham. Join us! Canada has more right to be there than Israel has to be in Eurovision.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Similar. I once worked at the local greasy spoon to flick lard at the patrons while their bacon was cooking.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I believe KP is a big fan of the rare Beatrix Potter edition, Who Rogered Peter Rabbit?
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't think the media can do anything about it. They've no power over inertia. This week has felt like Blair beating the Tories, the London Olympics, Penny in a swimsuit with a sword.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having not heard it, I am saying nothing. Except holy fuck I can so believe that 🤣
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You say that, but I remember Penelope Pitstop. What can I say, except she's so hot she doesn't rhyme with envelope.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes. We. Fucking. Can!
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You know the intelligence that could help Ukraine win this war for Ukraine, and bury Trump and Putin? A copy of the Epstein Files. Full and unredacted.
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