🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 5hYou nut. Why'd you have to go and get yourself killed? 0112
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 13hYou were gonna burn my face off remember? I got over that pretty quick, didn't I? 0162
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What the fuck are you doing with your head between my legs? Stop! Unbuckle the fuckin— No, you're tightening it! No, shut up! Up, up here! That's my— no, that's my hips! 04912
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh my God, is he unconscious? Oh, no, there he goes. 0172
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What kind of focking idiot runs his ship aground? 021
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'd love to show you some saucier spoons but there appears to be a distinct lack of those on this, supposedly, first class vessel. 141
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh 'ello! I'm a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks! 1225
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No, only one of us is for sale. ❦ So, do other two watch, or... 030
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ah, I'm gonna stop you there. Not really the crowd for skull talk. 1215
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't mind actually. I think the knives really help bring the place together. 0204
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't care what any of you say. He's actually a good guy. 0111
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These wee black dots look a bit Spanish to me, waddya think? 090
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That'd be lovely! Yes, just give us a smidge to tidy up! 082
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Or perhaps I can arrange an office. To let your grace conduct affairs. ❦ B u s i n e s s man. 060
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That man is a fearsome pirate if e'er I seen one! Ya glaikit foppin' twats! 0205
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think my husbands would have a problem with that. Have you met all twenty of them? 0151
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I might be new to pirating, but I know a thing or two about salesmanship. 0122
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I sewed my shoulder up once. After I'd been stabbed. 0142
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, the first two are like very, very talented pirates. The badgers knackers. 0182
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's when you stop working by choice, to pursue a life of leisure. 0132
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good god. It is absolutely ridiculous. I mean, who brings an entire library to sea? Baby Bonnet that's who! It's so perfectly you! It's sooo impractical! 0192
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Are you stalling because you think Blackbeard's gonna murder you? 0132
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We've been almost a fortnight aboard The Revenge and I'm beginning to suspect that Edward has no intention of ending Stede Bonnet's life. 03510
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ohh, long enough. Too long maybe. To be honest, I'm thinking about packing it all in. Can be a bit of a grind. 062
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's terrible boring being at sea. I mean, how many pirate crews can one obliterate before it becomes a bit of a chore. 0101
