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BryanMichael

@piquedinthe80s.bsky.social
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Terminally online lurker. Host to one cat lady, many cats, existential dread and more gray hair than I care to admit. Check Engine light has been on since 2011. Two spaces after a period—a habit it just doesn't feel right to break.

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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 14h
This is why people who were active on The Old Internet™ get nostalgic for the way things were 25 years ago. Usenet was still popular; Google Search was incredibly useful, and websites & forums were about finding connection and shared joy. ... Mostly.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 14h
Real World, meet MAGA Bubble. MAGA Bubble, you're meeting Real World. Again. And now that introductions have been done, I'm going to be waaaaaayyyy over here, trying to stay out of the blast radius.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nixon was pardoned in 1974 and died in 1994. Cox died in 2004. The whole thing reeks of another Cadaver Synod. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...
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Cadaver Synod - Wikipedia
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
remember all the “cell phone cancer” wackos? i miss them so bad. outcompeted to extinction by another more robust ecosystem of brain worms that are *predicated* on phone use
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From high up, the red US Antarctic Program parkas look a lot like a huge blood stain on snow. I'm just saying that it would have worked and been a very memorable welcome for the newly arriving crew. It would not have done anything for the reputation of winterovers having gone nuts in the Long Night.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn it SO MUCH. This is (part of) the reason we can't have nice things. "Because RSS is now a common surface for large-scale scraping and automated abuse, we'll stop supporting RSS feeds on November 13, 2026" www.reddit.com/r/modnews/co...
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From the modnews community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the modnews community
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"the crazy scary grandpa has nukes" Unfortunately goes a long way towards preventing that. If that looks and sounds like an abusive relationship it's because it is. We don't have the vocabulary to describe this magnitude of domestic abuse in a household of 330 million people.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No. Oh god no. [Dune 1984 Stilgar hums to summon the worm] mmmmmm....YUD-kowsky.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We made Skynet™ from the famous movie*† "Don't Make Skynet™ You UTTER MORONS" but this'll be totally different! Brought to you by We Like Money, Inc. and It's A Machine That Thinks And We're TOTES Not Responsible, LLC.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huh. The "Roko's basilisk" concept (23 Jul 2010) predates the publication of Iain Banks' novel Surface Detail (7 Oct 2010) where virtual hell is a central plot point. I thought Surface Detail might have inspired Roko's LessWrong post... but no.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Um, hello, could you... uh... any chance you have 55-gallon drums of pure Executive Function? I think I need to start adding it to my coffee.
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Stilghar @stilghar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Landscape photo with the caption: "Congress hasn't worked enough in 2026 to meet Snap Benefit work requirements.  In case you're wondering who the Welfare Queens are."
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am *so* unsurprised. The fratbro / techbro culture continues to behave with utter predictably.
A bottle of HPNOTIQ liquor
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Current state of AI Bros in a nutshell.
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Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
Maya rolled over on the back of the couch
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A beautiful hymn for Saturday morning.
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Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
G'Kar, from Babylon 5.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Get it out of your system, Bluesky. Leave it all here in this thread so we can safely file it away and hope it doesn't escape containment.
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Raiders Lost: Floating Bag in Warehouse
Alt: The end of Raiders of the Lost Ark: A crate is wheeled away into the depths of a dark warehouse, never to be seen again.
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selene ⚢ @ms.juneever.green · 06/09/2026
chekhov's blue balls
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to pay attention to what Humble Bundle is offering more often!
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's understandable for people to be deeply upset about this, because the framing of this summary card is really misstating the scope and implication of the ruling. The actual ruling is narrowly drawn (and caused by several really bad choices the prosecution made in prosecution!)
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Listen to this woman, for she suffers the weight of cursed knowledge. Alas, humans are but weak flesh, and Genesis 3:5. "For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." Also,
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Mike Smith as Bubbles: WTF Reaction
Alt: Mike Smith as Bubbles: WTF Reaction
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"The business model of surveillance capitalism doesn't just erode privacy. It creates attack surface." That includes collecting and storing identity or age verification data as ransom for user access to accounts and services ⬇️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jD8...
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Black Hat Asia 2026 | Keynote: Privacy is the Captain. Security is the Practice.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 16/08/2026
Very commmon, and a suggestion for the Dem's platform: Legally invalidate all arbitration agreements except between companies in commercial contracts. Further, all arbitration or NDA/CDA between companies and individuals are eliminated and henceforth illegal. @occupydemocrats.bsky.social
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
chicks rock
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Furry 1: "... a furry artist I knew just went "Oh, that sounds like Crohn's." AND ENDED UP BEING RIGHT also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall WITH TITS TO MATCH now can I?!?" Furry 2: "You could if you weren't a FUCKING COWARD!"
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When you're afraid to enforce the law because corporations will punish you for doing so, you're no longer a sovereign city or state, you're simply an appendage of collection corporate action and regulatory capture.
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Miss Piggy Bonks Kermit
Alt: Miss Piggy smacks Kermit off his seat
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (Oh, COME ON.)
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Akira Kaneda
Alt: Akira (1988): The famous Akira Slide
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 27/07/2026
If you are quote-posting a story you don’t like from an outlet that constantly provokes you…you are executing their marketing strategy.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Today I learned about the Lyman-alpha Forest! Follow that flickr link in the post I'm quoting, there's a BUNCH of detail attached! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyman-a...
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Lyman-alpha forest - Wikipedia
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
Alt: A cartoon chef with a needle mustache — Monsieur François from the 1951 Looney Tunes cartoon "French Rarebit" — delivers a chef's kiss
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Twirling towards Freedom @twirlingtofreedom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Denver -- Come get your tators!* 🥔 (*But seriously, free potatoes) Monday 7/27 @ 9am - 12pm Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 E. 39th Ave “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to."
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A. Brad Schwartz @abradschwartz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“The speed of communication is wondrous to behold. It is also true that the speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue. The most sophisticated satellite has no conscience.” —Edward R. Murrow, October 1964 🗃️
Edward R. Murrow with cigarette
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh hey, where's ol' Strom Thurmond been hiding these days? He'd be a great senator... quiet man, really seems to think before he speaks. And he'd be GREAT at keeping national security secrets! If there's anyone who knows how great the 1950s were, it'd be him — he was a senator then, too!
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He's not wrong. Never underestimate the power of an unrestrained creative mind surrounded by enthusiastic encouragement.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop reposting suggestive skeets without context...
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Airplane Lloyd Bridges
Alt: Airplane (1980): Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges) says "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..." (THUD.)
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@indyfromspace.bsky.social Not sure if this is of direct interest, but possibly adjacent? So many cool things unearthed just because satellite imagery and topo maps are ubiquitously available! www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
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Pit found by Quebecer confirmed to be a 390-million-years-old meteorite impact crater
When he first spotted the circular pit, located 100 kilometres north of the town of Magpie, Que., Lapointe had been exploring the map of forest paths in the area. He recalls not believing at first tha...
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Popular Science @popsci.com · 21/07/2026
You want Jimothy content? We got Jimothy content, baby! www.popsci.com/science/what...
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Jimothy the raccoon has a rare spinal condition. Here’s what that means.
The internet's favorite raccoon has become a symbol of resilience in Seattle. Here's what his condition might mean for his future in the wild.
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
good article and, crucially, a good list at the end of cookware/kitchenware lines that are still quality (and family owned)
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LoS Draws 🔞 @monsterfucker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enthusiastic consent is so hot
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Myrtle (They/Them) @madmyrtle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did you know besides making delightfully horny art, @lartist.bsky.social also worked on a comic called Looking For Group? It's a fantasy tale of heroes, fate, cults, cannibals, undead villagers, & Richard. You can help finish the comic for goodies here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l... 1/2
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LFG: The Return
Richard. Cale. Benny. They're back. Fund the return of LFG and help us forge an entirely new universe, one comic at a time.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Think I found their inspiration & model...
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Office Space Case Of The Mondays
Alt: Jennifer Jane Emerson ("Female Temp") in Office Space (1999) says "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A goose dies and everyone is sad.
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BryanMichael @piquedinthe80s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Miami Heat Players React: I Can't Even
Alt: "Alonzo Mourning mourning" (Alonzo Mourning in 2019, shaking his head, blinking slowly, then nodding.)
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