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@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
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Grasshopper mouse in Denver, CO. Former USAF pilot. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 13h
AHHH. I'm getting my first self-employed preservation jobs and it's scary because what if I've forgot how to do woodworking?! D=
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time for some Octobiotics.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cat grass success!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The power move would be to respond with, "Hey can we cut out the middle man and you just send me the prompt you used to generate this?"
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to make some new true events!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So what you're saying is, we should get a commission! =D ...if I'm gonna be an influence it's gonna be a bad one.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saving money to save money?
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fellow cat walker!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The very best kind of mouse.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would there be an adult swim version in the 2000’s?
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cats love tube.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My apartment has parcel lockers and I ordered a bunch of different seed packets. I got a text saying I had a package. I went down, entered in my pin... ...and watched as a half dozen lockers popped open with one seed packet a piece in them.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright so I think I've registered with all 19 websites Colorado requires for a new business. I think. Maybe.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A preservation architect I've been working with put in a bid for a massive window restoration project on a historic building owned by the city of Denver. If she gets the job we're gonna tackle it together.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She's just big boned.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The benefits of going there as a college student on TDY orders!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to San Antonio once, for my pilot physical, for 3 days. It was alright.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For no reason at all I felt like posting a video of me, a queer furry pilot, landing a plane in Afghanistan.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just realized that I personally know more furry professional pilots than there are transgender NCAA athletes in the entire United States.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because dog furs are too distractable to be good pilots. And cat furs are just...cats.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're hiding in plain sight.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The perils of the aviation life!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was going through old stuff and I found every page I removed from my C-17 checklist as part of updates. Checklist on the left, changed pages on the right.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s very careful with his claws. If I don’t wear the vest he won’t grip and will instead fall off.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It occurred to me that since I have no idea what a typical savannah cat acts like, I have no idea if Bullet is a typical savannah cat. Anywhere, here's him spotting a bunny on one of our walks.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shoulder cat.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big cats.
A housecat stands in the shadow of a massive mural of a tiger. It is at night.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big cats.
A housecat stands in the shadow of a massive mural of a tiger. It is at night.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like a jeep thing.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s just a himbo* Fuck you auto correct.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Wait- is this Mike’s tail?!”
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Working on a puzzle I found.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah. It used to be big chunks of flavorful dark meat turkey. Now it’s just turkey spam. Also their stuffing tastes like the worst kind of box stuffing.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I used to love Capriotti’s sandwiches, had one today. Tasted like Sysco enshittification. Dry as hell shredded turkey paste with a smidge of soybean oil ‘mayo’ and not one fleck of spice or flavor.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me in the military: I’m not a morning person. Me among furries: I am a morning mouse.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A pole arm.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m thinking of getting a masters in construction management. Not because I particularly want to but rather because it opens up so many doors if I decide to get a corporate job.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wouldn’t have to change a thing! Still a Grasshopper Mouse
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It looks great!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only two things humanity has successfully standardized: Righty tighty, lefty loosey The number of holes on shower curtains
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Could be less lazy.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to the con. Tried to be social. Failed utterly. Genuinely don't know why I keep trying.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hi puppy!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They’re appeasing their owners. America is a state captured by oligarchs and corporate Democrats are part of that. Socialist candidates are the only way forward.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Embracing America’s roots.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As someone not allowed to leave the house until college, it’s true. You get very accustomed to the same 4 walls around you.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing some research with Bullet. I asked him, “Wanna go inside bud?” He immediately moved into my lap to immobilize me.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They have 5 OSHA investigations for Burnination incidents this year alone. Don’t worry though, the max fine is only 10k.
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