Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My apartment has parcel lockers and I ordered a bunch of different seed packets. I got a text saying I had a package. I went down, entered in my pin... ...and watched as a half dozen lockers popped open with one seed packet a piece in them. 250
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alright so I think I've registered with all 19 websites Colorado requires for a new business. I think. Maybe. 000
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A preservation architect I've been working with put in a bid for a massive window restoration project on a historic building owned by the city of Denver. If she gets the job we're gonna tackle it together. 030
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For no reason at all I felt like posting a video of me, a queer furry pilot, landing a plane in Afghanistan. 47513
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just realized that I personally know more furry professional pilots than there are transgender NCAA athletes in the entire United States. 1265
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was going through old stuff and I found every page I removed from my C-17 checklist as part of updates. Checklist on the left, changed pages on the right. 050
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It occurred to me that since I have no idea what a typical savannah cat acts like, I have no idea if Bullet is a typical savannah cat. Anywhere, here's him spotting a bunny on one of our walks. 1130
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I used to love Capriotti’s sandwiches, had one today. Tasted like Sysco enshittification. Dry as hell shredded turkey paste with a smidge of soybean oil ‘mayo’ and not one fleck of spice or flavor. 130
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me in the military: I’m not a morning person. Me among furries: I am a morning mouse. 080
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m thinking of getting a masters in construction management. Not because I particularly want to but rather because it opens up so many doors if I decide to get a corporate job. 040
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wouldn’t have to change a thing! Still a Grasshopper Mouse 050
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The only two things humanity has successfully standardized: Righty tighty, lefty loosey The number of holes on shower curtains 120
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Went to the con. Tried to be social. Failed utterly. Genuinely don't know why I keep trying. 140
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Doing some research with Bullet. I asked him, “Wanna go inside bud?” He immediately moved into my lap to immobilize me. 050
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me pretending not to know what my cat wants as he grabs the door handle, makes direct eye contact, and chirps. 160
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When I mention things I’ve done to strangers, “How fucking old ~are~ you?!” 150
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Pet peeve: When you’re at a restaurant, the drink is fountain drink priced, and they bring out a 12oz can. 040
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s unfortunately so very me to grab all 25 totes of clothes and not the tote of hangars. 010
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Taking my cat for a walk in the city. Like a normal person. #cat 1110
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’m renting a Ram 2500 to move stuff and the thing is so obnoxiously large that hopping in I felt my dick shrink. 040
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A full third of the apartments I toured had barn door bathrooms. Anyone who picks that method of value engineering should be forced to live in a barn. 060
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I went on a jog and this Colorado place could really use some flattening. I’m not used to more than 3 feet of elevation gain. 090
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sent out applications this morning. Have a job interview tomorrow. 0100
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Van is at a shop. Cause of the breakdown was…the work I just had done on it. AC compressor was installed wrong and got starved of oil and died. Which cause the serpentine belt to break. 210
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Took Bullet for a walk on our visit to the bustling Metropolis of Metropolis, Illinois. 140
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My breakdown was in the most convenient spot imaginable. The hotel is pet friendly. There is a dispensary on the other other side of the hotel. 030
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026 Coop has definitely surpassed Bullet when it comes to walking on the leash. Look at her go! #cat 180
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stopped for the night so I’m walking the cats. The brand new AC has sprung a leak and dumped all its refridgerant. As it is August, this is concerning. 050
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The mechanic left this under the seat, and there is mouse poop all over my van. So now it literally does have a mouse problem. 000
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026First thing I'm building when I get settled in Denver is a new bed. Because my dick isn't big enough to pull off 'mattress on the floor' energy. 2120
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sold my Mini Cooper- it ended up going to a pilot who lost his plane in the divorce, wants a new project, and ~enjoys~ working on BMWs. So a crazy a person. 250
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The problem with bathing a cat is that they will climb anything to escape the water. Including your face when you lean too close to tell her what a good girl she is. At which point my other cat, hearing the resulting commotion, decided to try and break down the bathroom door. 130
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My favorite part about selling stuff online is responding, "Yes it's still available." to three dozen people. 030
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Because it's Costco you have to buy a pack of nine. 410317
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sitting here watching my cat eat her food individually with her paws. 390
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Protip, if you think a coworker is gay but are too scared to ask. Play the Grindr sound and watch who looks for the source. 150
Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026As a mouse, I’m proud that my account is slowly turning into a cats on leashes account. Can’t wait to take photos at my next con! >=3 We spotted a doe and her fawn 040