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@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
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Grasshopper mouse in Denver, CO. Former USAF pilot. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cats love tube.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My apartment has parcel lockers and I ordered a bunch of different seed packets. I got a text saying I had a package. I went down, entered in my pin... ...and watched as a half dozen lockers popped open with one seed packet a piece in them.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright so I think I've registered with all 19 websites Colorado requires for a new business. I think. Maybe.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A preservation architect I've been working with put in a bid for a massive window restoration project on a historic building owned by the city of Denver. If she gets the job we're gonna tackle it together.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For no reason at all I felt like posting a video of me, a queer furry pilot, landing a plane in Afghanistan.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just realized that I personally know more furry professional pilots than there are transgender NCAA athletes in the entire United States.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was going through old stuff and I found every page I removed from my C-17 checklist as part of updates. Checklist on the left, changed pages on the right.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It occurred to me that since I have no idea what a typical savannah cat acts like, I have no idea if Bullet is a typical savannah cat. Anywhere, here's him spotting a bunny on one of our walks.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shoulder cat.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big cats.
A housecat stands in the shadow of a massive mural of a tiger. It is at night.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big cats.
A housecat stands in the shadow of a massive mural of a tiger. It is at night.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Working on a puzzle I found.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I used to love Capriotti’s sandwiches, had one today. Tasted like Sysco enshittification. Dry as hell shredded turkey paste with a smidge of soybean oil ‘mayo’ and not one fleck of spice or flavor.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me in the military: I’m not a morning person. Me among furries: I am a morning mouse.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m thinking of getting a masters in construction management. Not because I particularly want to but rather because it opens up so many doors if I decide to get a corporate job.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wouldn’t have to change a thing! Still a Grasshopper Mouse
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only two things humanity has successfully standardized: Righty tighty, lefty loosey The number of holes on shower curtains
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to the con. Tried to be social. Failed utterly. Genuinely don't know why I keep trying.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing some research with Bullet. I asked him, “Wanna go inside bud?” He immediately moved into my lap to immobilize me.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me pretending not to know what my cat wants as he grabs the door handle, makes direct eye contact, and chirps.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I mention things I’ve done to strangers, “How fucking old ~are~ you?!”
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pet peeve: When you’re at a restaurant, the drink is fountain drink priced, and they bring out a 12oz can.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s unfortunately so very me to grab all 25 totes of clothes and not the tote of hangars.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Taking my cat for a walk in the city. Like a normal person. #cat
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m renting a Ram 2500 to move stuff and the thing is so obnoxiously large that hopping in I felt my dick shrink.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A full third of the apartments I toured had barn door bathrooms. Anyone who picks that method of value engineering should be forced to live in a barn.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I went on a jog and this Colorado place could really use some flattening. I’m not used to more than 3 feet of elevation gain.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sent out applications this morning. Have a job interview tomorrow.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Time to play spot the spotty menace! #cat
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bullet and I visiting Flagler, Colorado.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Time to play a game of spot the spotty cat!
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Took bullet to the prairie.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Van is at a shop. Cause of the breakdown was…the work I just had done on it. AC compressor was installed wrong and got starved of oil and died. Which cause the serpentine belt to break.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Took Bullet for a walk on our visit to the bustling Metropolis of Metropolis, Illinois.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My breakdown was in the most convenient spot imaginable. The hotel is pet friendly. There is a dispensary on the other other side of the hotel.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thin I have an issue with my serpentine belt.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Coop has definitely surpassed Bullet when it comes to walking on the leash. Look at her go! #cat
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stopped for the night so I’m walking the cats. The brand new AC has sprung a leak and dumped all its refridgerant. As it is August, this is concerning.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The mechanic left this under the seat, and there is mouse poop all over my van. So now it literally does have a mouse problem.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First thing I'm building when I get settled in Denver is a new bed. Because my dick isn't big enough to pull off 'mattress on the floor' energy.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sold my Mini Cooper- it ended up going to a pilot who lost his plane in the divorce, wants a new project, and ~enjoys~ working on BMWs. So a crazy a person.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The problem with bathing a cat is that they will climb anything to escape the water. Including your face when you lean too close to tell her what a good girl she is. At which point my other cat, hearing the resulting commotion, decided to try and break down the bathroom door.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My favorite part about selling stuff online is responding, "Yes it's still available." to three dozen people.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Because it's Costco you have to buy a pack of nine.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sitting here watching my cat eat her food individually with her paws.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Protip, if you think a coworker is gay but are too scared to ask. Play the Grindr sound and watch who looks for the source.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Airplane Ears.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As a mouse, I’m proud that my account is slowly turning into a cats on leashes account. Can’t wait to take photos at my next con! >=3 We spotted a doe and her fawn
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In the jungle, the mighty jungle.
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Pip @pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
More cat training. This time with 100% more cat.
Two cats sitting in a park. One is on a leash. Two cats sitting in a tree. Both have on harnesses but only one is on a leash.
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