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@pimpinellia.bsky.social
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan Vladar deserves a gun and a nap after this game.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish we could complete a pass or clear the zone
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it turns out the reason the the Philly teams are all losing is because the Sixers got LeBron I will be filing a complaint. I hate their ownership group and their greed is sickening. I am happy for the Sixers but not at this cost.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot how much the Flyers test my patience, what is wrong with them.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know Charlie O’Connor has an overtime post queued up.
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Alec Bohm is at it again (highly complimentary)
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I need to stop going on Twitter. I'm being yelled at for saying that Michkov had a down year. I'm sorry that 51 points is objectively less than 63 points. I promise I still think he'll be awesome in the future.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me for the next week:
Meme of man at a party that says “they don’t know The Philadelphia Flyers just offersheeted Leo Carlsson”
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Jack Nesbitt no longer looking like a newborn giraffe, now he’s a young giraffe still trying to master his legs on certain situations. There is progress there.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sokolovskii may be a little confused in the offensive zone sometimes but he has some puck handling skills and the spirit. I really do like him. His skating is really nice for his size.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Lots of people complaining about the Flyers pick hate it because he’s not a small fun defenseman who puts up points. Sokolovskii has shown upside skill and was slated to go in this range. It wasn’t a reach, but a bet on his upside. I don’t know if he works out and neither do you. He’s 17.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every time I look at the Bowen Byram trade a new stupider detail emerges. Buffalo didn’t even trade back their 20th overall draft pick. Chicago has zero picks in the first round. Insane behavior.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I wonder how much Bussi being a right catching goalie has impacted the series. It’s such a rarity in the NHL that it makes me think that may have thrown Vegas a bit mid series.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tailgating AND regular price fares for public transit? Is Philly really the only major city that read the contract with FIFA and made adjustments?
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Mike Babcock is abusive to his players but he doesn’t even crack to Top 5 worst people in the NHL. It’s more of a why would you hire him than a how could you hire him. Stan Bowman is literally their GM.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Why do I feel like I’m watching the Flyers powerplay? Lock in Carolina.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When Vegas hired Torts I thought he’d do comically dubious things like violate the CBA by not doing press. I didn’t think he’d do actually dubious things like make it to the cup with that goalie.
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Mary Clarke @marycclarke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Hurricanes allowed another goal as I made this meme lol
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don’t have strong feelings on who wins this series (though I do have a preference) so I mostly want it to look more like this period and not the first. Make it a fight.
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 21/05/2026
They’re Walter Cup champions, Marcus.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I see we don’t call goaltender interference in OT.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Going to a wedding tonight and of course I have to scoreboard watch the Flyers because the NHL can’t give up a Saturday timeslot. Yet for some reason they can’t be damned to release the rest of the schedule.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Kind of rude to not announce a playoff game more than 48hrs in advance. I know the NHL desperately needs that timeslot filled but it is kind of nonsense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-w…
Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The worst part of this week’s Michkov discourse is that the org tried their hardest not to make it a big deal. Tocchet didn’t bury him. Everyone with common sense was chill about it. A toxic subset of the fan base and one or two media members tried and succeeded in making this a circus.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m mad that they lost but I’m more upset that I have to listen to 48 more hours of unbearable Flyers roster discourse. I won’t even be able to enjoy my hockey podcasts because they’ll all have something stupid to say about it.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not to be happy the Phillies are losing but the Flyers need the winner energy so if we win tomorrow I will be rooting against the Phillies until the Flyers are finished for The season.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I wouldn’t have necessarily scratched Michkov but I understand the logic. He hasn’t been effective. Hopefully watching from the press box gives him some perspective so he can come back stronger. I think If it weren’t for Tocchet’s actions earlier in the season this wouldn’t be a big deal.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Alex Lyon is amazing. So glad he’s having playoff success so people can appreciate him.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This series has reminded the world that noble Captain Canada, elder statesman of the NHL, Sidney Crosby is and always has been a hater at heart and I think it’s beautiful that the Philadelphia Flyers can show the world he’s just like the rest of us, struggling not to lose his shit at work.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can’t wait to lose my voice screaming positivity at the Philadelphia Flyers! 🧡
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Ryan Gilbert @ryangilbert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cocky/distraught meter all the way to cocky
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They had to move the Florence and the Machine concert because the last time Crosby heard “The Dog Days are Over” he went on a 16 game winning streak.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tonight we celebrate. Tomorrow we think about who is going to have the best and the worst playoff beards
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Someone should have let me talk to Sidney Crosby to tell him losing to the Caps to give them playoff hopes is both embarrassing and not very Canadian of him.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You’ll be shocked to know that the Philadelphia Flyers have made it certain I will be even more stressed for the last three games of the season. They love being dramatic.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’m going to get progressively more stressed every Flyers game until I spend the last one running on a giant hamster wheel I built during other Flyers games as way to relieve my stress.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A very important part of watching the Flyers is texting my friend (or being texted) "A powerplay goal? In this economy." every time they score on the powerplay.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Honestly the angle of Trevor trying to hug Martone is *chef's kiss*
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Flyers hockey is so stressful when it means something.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Crazy frustrating when one team is playing and yet they still lose in part due to bad offficiating.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Flyers hate to win more than 3 in a row. Eastern teams fighting for the playoffs hate to win on Tuesdays. We can only hope for another 3 game win streak as we move forward.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can’t wait until the next time @hinx.bsky.social is on the PHLY Flyers broadcast so she can say Porter Martone in hoagie mouth like 10 times an episode.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m haunted thinking about how the Philadelphia Flyers will fall asleep for 5 minute, let in 3 goals and almost lose a game. Just be normal!!
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What a nightmare last 5 minutes. At least they won in the end.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THIS TEAM CANNOT DO THIS TO ME
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Owen Tippett heard @billadelphia.bsky.social asking if he was going to get 30 goals this year and said "hold my beer".
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sam Ersson: Born to be a model, cursed to be goalie... but not tonight! Tonight he gets to look good and fix his save percentage.
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Anise @pimpinellia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I mean is the Flyers losing annoying, of course but you could see it coming from a mile away. Now they’ll win their next three and be ready to break your heart again.
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