Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Yeah! If ya got ya know any of us, Ah’m sure ya’d find we’re jus’ like y’all. We put on our underwear one leg at a time…except if they got more than two legs…or less legs…” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“That don’t sound all that different from what us immortal folk dream ‘bout. Ya gotta remember, a lo’f us were once mortal too.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Hmm…dunno. What kinda dreams do mortals like ya have? Mine are ‘bout stuff like goin ta a big feast.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Hey Ah’ might be immortal but that don’t mean Ah’ dun’ get tired.” He snorts. “Besides, it’s nice ta have good dreams every once in a while.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Seeing this, Zhu decided to try and smother those flames before they could be unleashed. He’d press both feet together against Firebrand’s cheeks, squishing them between those soft soles. “Wup! Nuh-huh!” 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 13/08/2026…Snort! “Hrnnh? Wuh? Whoza…oh! How long were ya standin’ there?” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Some very loud snoring from the oversized boar. Seems he was trying to beat this heat in his own way. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Zhu meanwhile just smiled contently as he sat upon his teacher’s toned abdomen. His legs rested on either side of the gargoyle’s head, a menacing sight for sure if he were able to see them. “Haw! Gotcha good this time!” 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Zhu would indeed take that moment to gasp and wheeze, before puffing out his cheeks at the gargoyle. “Fine, then let’s see ya catch yers!” With a grunt, the pig launches himself at Firebrand, looking to try and pin him down. 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A strong breeze always reminds Zhu of his good friend. It’s as if he’s with him every windy day, giving him nothing but silent words of encouragement. 010
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“HLERGH?!” Falling onto the ground, Zhu immediately started pulling at Firebrand’s legs. His hands clawed for any form of grip to try and free himself, as air became more and more scarce. 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Yeah, it’s weird! Ah’ dun’ get it much myself.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Wow…Ah’m useful an’ wise…” Puffing out his chest proudly. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Uh…Ah’ could belly flop on him, would that work?” 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Bunyah!” Zhu would stumble backward from that headbutt, falling flat on his own butt in response. 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026W-Well, yeah, but it’s one’f those things that takes time ta fix! Jus’ like ya said? 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gosh, ya’d be surprised at how many folks out there don’t get that. They’re all like, Zhu quit sleepin’ on th’ job! Or Zhu, spit that out this instant! Real annoyin’. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hmm…well, when ya put it like that, it don’t sound that bad at all! 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Zhu tried to keep a grip on his teacher, but that belly wasn’t as sturdy as it looked. After a few solid kicks, he’d be forced to finally let go. “Guh!” 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 29/05/2026-move. His arms closed inward like a metal trap snapping shut, attempting to snare his teacher in a tight embrace. 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Taking a deep breath to brace himself, Zhu leveraged his larger size to take those punches head on. Each one hit his immense gut like a sandbag, as their force gradually pushed him back across the dirt. It was only when Firebrand went for a particularly deep punch, that the hog would make his- 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 28/05/2026“Ready when ya are, haw haw.” Zhu hunkered down a little, getting into a catch stance. He knew from experience just how much his teacher enjoyed a rushdown approach. 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/04/2026An audible hum from the pig as he sits at water’s edge, fishing pole in hand. Nothing biting today, it seems. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/03/2026A yawn from the pig as he lays on his side, one hand scratching at his rump. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Some very loud yawning from the oversized hog. 020
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 22/02/2026“Mmmmh, gotcha. Yeah, ya do seem like ya got a prankster air ‘bout ya like he does.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 22/02/2026“…That Wukong? Kind? Guh…are ya sure we’re talkin’ bout th’ same guy?” 100
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 15/02/2026//I should do stuff with Zhu eventually eventually 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s Sunday, so he’s spending some time bathing in a local lake. Can’t be a lazy slob all the time, after all. 010
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 14/02/2026“Gosh, ya know jus’ th’ right thing ta say ta me ta win me over~” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 10/02/2026A big huge yawn, showing off his cute little tusks. 000
