Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Yeah! If ya got ya know any of us, Ah’m sure ya’d find we’re jus’ like y’all. We put on our underwear one leg at a time…except if they got more than two legs…or less legs…” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“That don’t sound all that different from what us immortal folk dream ‘bout. Ya gotta remember, a lo’f us were once mortal too.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Hmm…dunno. What kinda dreams do mortals like ya have? Mine are ‘bout stuff like goin ta a big feast.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Hey Ah’ might be immortal but that don’t mean Ah’ dun’ get tired.” He snorts. “Besides, it’s nice ta have good dreams every once in a while.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 13/08/2026…Snort! “Hrnnh? Wuh? Whoza…oh! How long were ya standin’ there?” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Some very loud snoring from the oversized boar. Seems he was trying to beat this heat in his own way. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A strong breeze always reminds Zhu of his good friend. It’s as if he’s with him every windy day, giving him nothing but silent words of encouragement. 010
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Yeah, it’s weird! Ah’ dun’ get it much myself.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026W-Well, yeah, but it’s one’f those things that takes time ta fix! Jus’ like ya said? 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gosh, ya’d be surprised at how many folks out there don’t get that. They’re all like, Zhu quit sleepin’ on th’ job! Or Zhu, spit that out this instant! Real annoyin’. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hmm…well, when ya put it like that, it don’t sound that bad at all! 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/04/2026An audible hum from the pig as he sits at water’s edge, fishing pole in hand. Nothing biting today, it seems. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 11/03/2026A yawn from the pig as he lays on his side, one hand scratching at his rump. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Some very loud yawning from the oversized hog. 020
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 15/02/2026//I should do stuff with Zhu eventually eventually 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s Sunday, so he’s spending some time bathing in a local lake. Can’t be a lazy slob all the time, after all. 010
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 10/02/2026A big huge yawn, showing off his cute little tusks. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 07/02/2026He doesn’t have an outstanding chest at all. He’s more sizable around the belly instead. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 07/02/2026He’s using his rake as a makeshift backscratcher, sighing contently. 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 06/02/2026“G-Gmmnh…” He averts his eyes, cheeks bright red. Fantasy and reality are clashing right before him, in the form of a buff coyote! 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 06/02/2026… That only serves to further fluster the pig! 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 06/02/2026“Gosh…” He’s daydreaming about…something, a far off look on his stupid face. 000
Reposted by Zhu Bajie覇王丸 @ofswordsandsake.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Temp Pinned. Haohmaru! The One Man Typhoon with an indomitable spirit! 066
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 10/01/2026“Oh. Hm. Guess that makes sense. Sorry ‘bout that, my name’s Zhu Bajie, but most folks call me Zhu.” 000
Zhu Bajie @pigofeightpaths.bsky.social · 10/01/2026“Moob-wha? Hey, that better not be a fat joke…” 000
Reposted by Zhu BajieKael @mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 09/01/2026"And scary. Lynels might eat you." 011
Reposted by Zhu BajieKael @mighty-darknut.bsky.social · 09/01/2026He keeps forgetting how. Big, they are. 011
