Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s that time of the year where I’m reminded that I’m an obligation to get out of the way, and failure to go with the flow in anyway results in conflicts that I’m to avoid at all emotional costs. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My neighbor’s playing rap in his backyard loud enough for me to hear it, but not loud enough for me to enjoy it, and now I gotta work up the audacity to ask him to turn it up.static.klipy.comMe Avoiding Social InteractionsALT: Me Avoiding Social Interactions 100
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I’m old enough to remember when Flava Flav had that one reality tv show where he degraded women. He’s also been convicted of domestic violence. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I recognize this might ruffle feathers but I’m grateful my parents never did Santa. I hate being lied to and I hate costumed ppl. They didn’t for their religious reasons. We also did birthday cakes for Jesus. Too much sugary sweets imho. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 14/12/2025David Berkowitz was an incel. #serialkillers #sonofsam 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I was a kid/teen in the 90s and so I had no idea but holyfuckingshit about PDiddy. Fuck that guy. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I live in a semi-rural area in western Washington and I do all my grocery shopping online. I thought I’d see if there’s cranberry chutney. This was the first thing on the list. 020
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Years ago, in my early 20s, I had a bumper sticker on my car that said, “Dick Cheney shoots his friends.” Anyway, glad he’s dead. Fuck that guy. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Reposting this to let @microsoft.com know I’m still big mad about this. 000
Reposted by NicolaNicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 30/07/2025But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?! Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either. I’m so big mad right now.microsoft.comMicrosoft – AI, Cloud, Productivity, Computing, Gaming & AppsExplore Microsoft products and services and support for your home or business. Shop Microsoft 365, Copilot, Teams, Xbox, Windows, Azure, Surface and more. 001
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Was worried we wouldn’t have trick o treaters. Now I’m worried there won’t be enough goody bags. 020
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This isn’t up for debate but Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest talk show host. This whole thing is wild. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I just had a fat rat run up to me and say hi when I was sitting outside on my patio.media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below himAlt: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below him 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 30/07/2025But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?! Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either. I’m so big mad right now.microsoft.comMicrosoft – AI, Cloud, Productivity, Computing, Gaming & AppsExplore Microsoft products and services and support for your home or business. Shop Microsoft 365, Copilot, Teams, Xbox, Windows, Azure, Surface and more. 001
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Whoever is responsible for @microsoft.com Windows 11—specifically with the task bar settings—know that I hate you so much that I hope your printers never work and your computers crash in the middle of important shit. 000
Reposted by NicolaChris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡 710481438615
Reposted by NicolaBert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael 155197213404
Reposted by NicolaAva Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣 484133042106
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 23/07/2025All I did was make jiffy pop and my delayed-pressure urticaria flared up. I’m allergic to pressure. I gripped the wire handle of the jiffy pop package only for a couple of minutes last night. I’m so much pain for it this morning. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I hate that having an ED means I have to unfollow people I like because they’re talking about dieting and weight loss. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My dad was medically gaslit for 40 years—to the point where some of my family members stopped believing him—and he was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibromyalgia. Up until very recently, my dad’s medical came through the military and the VA. They don’t care. They only pacify. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can’t get diabetes by eating an abundance of sugar. Type 2 is genetic and not caused by weight. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Met the bestest dog ever at the salon yesterday. He gives cuddles while we get our hair rinsed/washed. 030
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I got a Switch 2 today. Guess what I’m doing after work?! 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 05/06/2025It’s the anniversary of Reagan’s death. Good. Fuck him. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I just won the Plasma Deck with red stake in Balatro. That’s how my Saturday is going.media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This is a reminder that a donut for breakfast is better than nothing at all. 110
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 11/05/2025In “getting older sucks news,” learned today that BOTH parents have cataracts. I don’t wanna. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025So much joy.media.tenor.coma colorful bird is standing on a black surface .Alt: a colorful bird is standing on a black surface . 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025That second episode of Studio was pretty fucking brilliant.media.tenor.comthe sun is setting behind a mountain and a purple skyAlt: the sun is setting behind a mountain and a purple sky 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Never, in my wildest dreams, would I think there would be a “scrub daddy” following on TikTok. It’s a scrubber. 🤷🏼♀️ 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I once commented on a TikTok video about raw milk, that ultra pasteurized milk lasts longer. Then some dude commented “physique check?” It’s been months but that comment still pisses me off. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’m finally reading Good Omens and I see why my bestie loves it. It’s hilarious af. 040
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 24/01/2025My husband and I have been re-watching Lost. I actually like it more now than I did when it first aired. I think I have more patience for the pace. The creepy part about Lost is that John Locke looks a ton like my dad did when it aired. The body shape, the clothes, the face, and the stubbornness.media.tenor.coma bald man talking to a woman with the words this is not a democracyAlt: a bald man talking to a woman with the words this is not a democracy. This is a gif from the tv show, “Lost.” The bald man is John Locke and the woman is Kate. 030
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I might look old but I’m still that teenager that giggles to Beavis and Butthead.media.tenor.comtwo cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " we 're old " written on the bottomAlt: two cartoon characters, Beavis and Butthead, standing next to each other with the words " we 're old " written on the bottom 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 01/01/2025This year kinda sucked and I’m not looking forward to next year. 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Gender reveal parties for babies are so weird because it’s just telling ppl what private parts the kid has. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 23/12/2024The price of eggs these days… I get it but I don’t like it.media.tenor.comthree men are sitting at a table and one of them is wearing a chicago t-shirtAlt: three men are sitting at a table and one of them is wearing a chicago t-shirt. He’s leaving back as if in utter annoyance of something. The text over top the gif says BOOOO! 010
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 21/12/2024If you’re making videos and announcing all the “giving tree” gifts you donated… this wasn’t generosity or charity. This is you fluffing your ego and possibly making money from the vids. 000
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 11/12/2024This is so amazing. I’m very glad to see we’ve reached the point of curing HIV in some patients. I hope we continue improving the outcomes. 100
Reposted by NicolaThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr... 934811302
Nicola @pigeonpenelope.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Also, Rupert Murdoch’s request to have one of his right wing kids be the Fox CEO and so it’s likely going into the hands of his left wing kids and I’m here for that. 🤗 000