Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm training the machine that will replace me how to hold a grudge. 000
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I heard that the democratic socialists promised there'd be free unlimited corndogs in the camps. 010
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Nobody is going belly-to-belly in this heat #SexWeather 🌤 020
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Some people are worried about flock cameras - this guy posted himself on Google Earth 🌐 000
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 11/07/2026[bragging] I've never had a dog that needed a haircut or any other form of professional grooming. 131
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 09/07/2026California processes our piss and shit then sells it back to us as drinking water 🚱 010
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Horses have a long face because people keep putting them down. 011
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Superman used to jerk off really quick when he was changing in phone booths so the government took them away. 193
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026people be dancing to songs that have lyrics like, "I'm gonna fuck you in the mouth..🎶" 💃✨️🕺 040
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Being punched in the face should be a graduation requirement 🎓🤦♂️ 000
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Nothing feels better than taking a big healthy crap 💩 The ones that make you feel like you've lost weight 💪 010
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat 🤡 050
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I've already got my survival kit ready for when California finally falls to socialism 😎✌️ 021
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I'm thinking about buying a gun to play with for those days when it's too windy to fly my drone. 000
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The Pentagon released a batch of UFO/UAP files today. They include 162+ redacted photos, videos, and documents from Apollo era to 2025. There is NO EVIDENCE of aliens or extraterrestrial tech. View at war.gov/UFO/. 👽🛸war.gov 040
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 02/05/20261 second after the K9 turns away, the dude runs out with a fully assembled shotgun that nobody noticed? I'm calling bullshit. 020
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 27/04/2026If you're ever feeling lonely, just open Uber Eats but don't order anything. That way, the app will keep sending you messages like, Yo! You wanna grab some dinner? 0173
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This is all just to distract us from the fake Artemis II mission and ufo/ uso/ alien disclosure 📑 130
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“Along the way, we broke a lot of toilets and, by my estimate, used more than 950,000 doses of Emodium. But I am not saying that we have a problem." - Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 000
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Imagine working all day just to pay for your snacks 😑🫧 0104
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social do you think Trump has a cum butler? 110
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If your story starts with when and where you were born, I don't want to hear it. 021
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 05/04/2026It's a good thing Jesus didn't come back (again) today and catch you doing it (again) today. 020
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I started buying 16oz bars of chocolate when they were only $0.25 ea. 💰💰💰 030