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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 16h
archiveofourown.org/works/831324... a lot of milk is spilled in today's chapter of Wallflower or Warpath. now up on ao3! click here if you like chubby women, lactation, and/or swords. reposts help me get my name out a bit more and are extremely appreciated. #fatart
""You're like something out of a legend... They should have called upon you to lure Amaterasu out of that cave...!"

Ryu's response was a wobbling of her lower lip.

Kuu lingered in unbridled fascination, twitching her arms and fingers and testing the unrelenting weight bearing down upon them. Her fingers curled in for another dimpling squeeze, and when she released, she watched in awe as all the pale fat wobbled in waves.

"Kuh... Kuu-saaaaaan... I-I would much prefer if y-you didn't—"

"I just... need to test how best to get the milk out! I've done this before and know what I'm doing. Trust me!""
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New horny story! With the possible exception of some of the caitlyn/jinx stuff, this is probably the darkest my stories get. Which is to say, not all that dark lol because I am a big softie. But the characters are mean and they call each other names. archiveofourown.org/works/93770601
The Once and the Future Queen of the Amazons, by pickleherring on AO3

Summary:
Laeiziira, warrior chief of the Amazons, is deposed and brought captive before her enemies.

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Sexual Slavery, Hate Sex, Face-Fucking, Fat Shaming, Jewelry, Makeup, Choking, Tears, Bratting, Orgasm Denial, Decadence, Betrayal, Girl Penis, Foot Jobs"Ghhhurkhh... gah! Amazon... Queen," the Princess slurred between gasping breaths, "By the gods!"

The Princess Matilda lifted her head slowly, knelt upright, and picked the tangled mess of her hair from her eyes. The choke-pink flush of her face was beginning to subside, leaving in its aftermath a fetching red glow on her cheeks. The dark pencil with which her eyes were lined had run with the streams of her tears into watery gray streaks. And her mouth hung open, gasping, a viscous drop of drool trailing from her lip. She knelt upright, swept her mouth dry with the back of her hand, and flexed her jaw as if to settle it back into place. "By the gods!" she repeated, her watering eyes looking up at Laeiziira, wide with exhilaration, "If that is the passion with which you pillage my face…"
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
right, or almost. The secret life of young people
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a spot of Riad Sattouf for the soul
paperback cover of Riad Sattouf's La vie secrete des jeunes, tome II
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gorgeous colors!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lest! really don't see enough of her
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
confess it's something of a personal ick if the RP is still alive, with the whole grey area of consensual use of someone's identity or whatever, but historical RPF? that slaps
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
heck yeah! The Fermata would have been so much cooler if it had been this
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ooh, lush description, banter... I gotta read this one
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you're back! 💜
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heck yeah!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
haha, appearances can be deceiving! rest assured, the cum-gushing dicks and silly costumes are waiting in the wings
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#WIP
The video cuts quickly back to the front view. Anne standing in her tight business-casual navy blue pants and jacket, with the low-cut pearl white silk blouse. She makes a little chuckling cough into her fist, "And I still have to rewrite the playbook every single time. That's right. That's the first thing you gotta learn here at Milfhunter Academy, that there's no recipe. No magic. No one simple trick, folks, uh-uh no. All those scam videos..."

Anne points her finger swiftly in turn at each of the four corners of the video frame and with each gesture her painted black fingernail dings to life a little bubble-pop animation revealing a preview of one of the offending videos, its clickbaitish title in garish big font:

* MILFs don't want you to know this one simple trick that will make them your SLAVES
* This woman fucked 100 MILFs in just one month, here's how she did it...
* You'll never guess this simple key to every MILF's ~~heart~~ PUSSY
* Thirsting for MILF MEAT? Thirst no longer, with this one simple trick (OMG it's so simple WTF?!)

Anne wrinkles her nose in disgust before banishing the images with a wave of her hand, "Yeah. Bullshit. Don't fall for that crap, people, and don't throw away your money. The OG original Milfhunter Academy is the real deal, and it's totally free and always will be," she laughs and shrugs theatrically at the camera, "What, really? I know what you're thinking? Is this girl serious? Well heck yep I am, drop dead serious. Hit subscribe right now, you don't pay nothing. Everything I know, I am sharing it with you for free, because I believe. Hooh yes ma'am I am a true believer, a believer in the beauty of MILFs. I truly believe older women are the pinnacle of evolution by natural selection. They are beautiful, they rock, they deserve love. And above all, they deserve sex."

Anne pinches her lower lip between her gleaming white teeth and lifts one neat eyebrow. She points her finger into the camera, "Steaming, stonking, spanktastic hot …
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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
kuu and fuu reflect on recent developments, one more successfully than the other. wallflower or warpath ch 6 is now up on ao3! comments and shares deeply appreciated. archiveofourown.org/works/831324...
ao3 text screenshot. reads:
""I'm sorry..."

Anxiety had wrapped its fingers tight around Fuu's throat ever since the first moment she had seen Ryu at the shrine. Obsession had given Fuu the knife she needed to kill that anxiety and—and now that knife lingered in her hands as satisfaction and greed spurned her on. Demanded she take more and more with it.

Guilt, though? Guilt barely even reared its ugly head. Shame, maybe, sure, but it was the exciting kind of shame; the lingering adrenaline of getting away with something she knew she shouldn't have done. A burning shame that had excited her gut and only made it all feel better when she had squeezed Ryu and kissed Ryu and rubbed herself on Ryu's—

Fuu dug fingers and fingernails into the skin of her thigh tight, wincing at how the swelling ache in her groin was stirring to life after just a few stray thoughts. Kami forgive her, she was no better than a horny teenager.

The only real guilt Fuu felt was... guilt that she didn't feel guilty."
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lush hair and strong arms 💛
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DJ Farrell @fayereaganomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's some worldbuilding for your enjoyment.
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ooh, love the fallen civilization setup!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fun fact: the one time I entered an art raffle I won a picture of a vtuber getting a massage from Purple Tentacle
illustration of Purple Tentacle from cult 90s point-and-click adventure game 'Day of the Tentacle' giving vtuber Tera Tyrant Shadic a vigorous massage, by the amazing @ninjakittyart
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lmao I believe that is essentially a synonymous rephrasing of it yeah
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*audible sigh of relief from your ISP as you slowly swivel the A10 gun at a new target...*
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New rip-raunching and unashamedly (or yeah maybe *slightly* ashamedly) horny story! Goblin warriors strap the heck out of an elven barmaid. As sex fiction labels go, this is probably really only 'dubcon' or even dub-dubcon but I'm a cautious tagger. archiveofourown.org/works/78803631
A Tall Draught of Ale by pickleherring

Princess Tytterieth has fled the war-ravaged elven kingdom of Valeor and found refuge and an honest day job at the Crudwall Arms, a tavern that has just one good thing going for it: extra strong ale. Tytterieth can't even pour the stuff properly, but none of the goblin clientele seems to care. I wonder why.
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Exarkans: Origins would be so cool 👀
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
happy birthday and hooray for maids!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm scared... 😱
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
heck yeah! 'something stupid for my own amusement' is the origin of most of my published stories tbh
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what salmon do when they reach the head of the river?
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lmao ok I can believe you've never heard of cucking but seriously The Proclaimers? one of Edinburgh's top twenty bands beginning with 'the'?
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🎶When I sit down In the corner of our room I'm gonna see the man who's having sex with you🎶 🎶Oh when I'm dreamin' Of all the things I'd like to do I'm gonna watch our neighbors do them all to you🎶 🎶And when I wank off When I'm wanking off to you Then that's the only thing that I'm allowed to do🎶
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
all those verses about working hard and giving all mah money to youuu but never once does it mention actual shagging
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
only now discovering that The Proclaimers' '500 miles' is a song about cucking think about it
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
damn, how did I miss this? or actually... her fucking herself would legit be super hot
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ohh wow this scenario hits so many of my buttons lol
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Very intrigued to see where this line of inspiration takes you with the Garden!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I always find anthropology is such a goldmine of horny story setups. A lot of it is about roles and relationships after all, who should and shouldn't do what with whom. Kind of like a spice rack of situations with which to flavor the basic protein of a sex encounter.
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
👀 (march's story was a proper banger!)
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
no, it's the best title ever!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There once was a milfsome medusa Whose bosom with age had grown looser So she tore off her shirt And stared herself pert Now her cleavage can serve as a juicer
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Maddlong @maddylong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ooh yes Pale Fire!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
they deserve to be pampered, absolutely pampered silly
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
heck YEAH
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
yesss older buttsome women are definitely more than the sum of their parts!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
haha yeah, I do love when the robots get snarky
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you are a creature of taste 💙
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ooh, actually, what about the Culture? you only read the first novel so far, right?
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ugh ok, I'm just gonna out myself as the basic bitch I am and ask: League of Legends?
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
heck yeah this scenario is so beautifully twisted, Caitlyn heartbroken and vulnerable, grasping at whatever oblique emotional connection she can still feel to Vi... well there's her sister...
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Monkey Island
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
heed the call of Kuu'n'Fuuuuuu!
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pickleherring @pickleherring.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Works fine for me. I am not familiar with them but rather than break the flow of the story I just fill them in with 'BIG' lol
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