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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To make it work, they gotta cast Grubb as Fred, Minotti as Barney, and, of course, Dan as Gazoo. Jan can play Jann-Jann Chuck is obviously Pebbles.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have a similar one but yours has twice as many buttons. 😭

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyone want some Control Raisinets? I brought enough for the whole class!

Control Raisinets.
Classic Remedy Snack.
AWE Fruit & Mold Chocolate.
Dylan Approved!

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got a "new" pair of shoes online and they shipped with used Dr. Scholl's gel inserts tucked inside. Blech.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Milton Berle, on watching the movie leave your 'Top 100 Funniest Ever': "It just ssailed right out there!"

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like how this looks like Gene and Roger are giving their approval to shoot Jerry Lewis.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The ending is the Training Day monologue verbatim where Godzilla will scream: “King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me!”

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Board: < There’s something strange/not good. >

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please read this razor sharp comic I drew 26 years ago. Can’t believe we’re already on Blood Bath 60.

“So you like playing Blood Bath 34?”
“Hell yeah!”
“I’m [in] the [picnic] level!!”
“Me too! I love this game!”
*Microhard Doesn’t Works word processor with a bunch random letters typed in.*
*thought bubble* “I wish I had that game for real!”

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Didn't want to take a photo, but I saw a guy today at the store that looked EXACTLY like Ahti - down to the hair and clothes, and no it wasn't cosplay. Just a dude shopping. It was out of Control.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Petting animals is so passé. Games should be measured on whether or not they have flushable toilets.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's a toss up between these. One is from a favorite horror movie of mine; a visually striking horror classic that I adore greatly. The other is from Dario Argento's Suspiria.

Suspiria rules.

Also, the Goblin soundtrack rules.

Pistachio ~IS~ turtly enough for the Turtle Club.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s a useful technique. Particularly when going through a crowded aisle at the grocery store. Or choosing a head of lettuce.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thank you for recognizing our dedication to science.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got around to booking some travel for LA and SF in a month and I cannot express just how excited I am to see some of my friends IRL again. It's been 7 years!

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MICHAEL HIGHAM @brazyazn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i cannot stress how important rice

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The smuggle is real. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me, waiting for news about a new StarTropics.

Chief Coralcola waits, much like Pablo Escobar waits.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hope they announce a new sequel to Mario Sunshine with F.L.U.D.D. so Mario can get WET AS FUCK.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Featuring the voice talents of Eliza Dushk-two

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Apparently I’m dream-about-eating-too-much-food-then-wake-up-with-heartburn years old.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

smdh, some people can't put away their maps and just live in the moment, ya know?

Big Walker caught staring at map while gorgeous sunrise happens behind them.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Earlier this week, my entire block had a power outage that lasted over 12 hours from 3pm to 5am. ☠️ As it got darker, I took out a notepad and sketched this by candlelight (read: flashlight). I decided to sleep instead of adding more, but this is what came out of the dark and quiet night.

Mountains. Sky. A dirt path. Signage. Two ducks in a pond.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Nope! I still am, but you're too old now! (I turned 39. Don't ask how the math works.)

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The intent is to write (in a non perverted way) “Removing his shirt,” but my auto correct wants something way worse.

Typing “Removing his” gives the autocomplete options: hair, face, beard

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Heck ya! Happy upcoming Birthday! (Don’t tell anyone else but people born in August are usually the coolest ones.)

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I just had a banh mi sandwich for my birthday dinner. It was a good day.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I "liked" this post, but I want to be very clear: this gif, along with the rest of the internet, needs to be erased from existence.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Asking a dog if they want to go for walk while they're already midway through the walk is one of my favorite ways to troll someone.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m a big fan of how your internet can decide to drop out at the worst possible time instead of literally any other time.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just finished. Can confirm that this is very accurate.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Applebee's Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos" Only thing it's missing is spaghetti.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I know my cryptids. That's classic Chupagrubbara behavior.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

How Christopher Nolan makes a sandwich: Top Layer: Mustard Turkey Bread (35mm slice) Cheese Michael Caine Mayonnaise [Ingredient obfuscated by sound design] Mayonnaise Cucumbers (pickles, in reverse) Cheese Red Onion Bread (70mm slice) Bottom Layer: Mustard Served Oppenfaced.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Assassin's Feet 2: ReBOOTed Starring Feezio Auditoere da Feetrenze

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

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