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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like how this looks like Gene and Roger are giving their approval to shoot Jerry Lewis.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The ending is the Training Day monologue verbatim where Godzilla will scream: “King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me!”

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please read this razor sharp comic I drew 26 years ago. Can’t believe we’re already on Blood Bath 60.

“So you like playing Blood Bath 34?”
“Hell yeah!”
“I’m [in] the [picnic] level!!”
“Me too! I love this game!”
*Microhard Doesn’t Works word processor with a bunch random letters typed in.*
*thought bubble* “I wish I had that game for real!”

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Didn't want to take a photo, but I saw a guy today at the store that looked EXACTLY like Ahti - down to the hair and clothes, and no it wasn't cosplay. Just a dude shopping. It was out of Control.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Petting animals is so passé. Games should be measured on whether or not they have flushable toilets.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got around to booking some travel for LA and SF in a month and I cannot express just how excited I am to see some of my friends IRL again. It's been 7 years!

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MICHAEL HIGHAM @brazyazn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i cannot stress how important rice

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me, waiting for news about a new StarTropics.

Chief Coralcola waits, much like Pablo Escobar waits.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hope they announce a new sequel to Mario Sunshine with F.L.U.D.D. so Mario can get WET AS FUCK.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Apparently I’m dream-about-eating-too-much-food-then-wake-up-with-heartburn years old.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

smdh, some people can't put away their maps and just live in the moment, ya know?

Big Walker caught staring at map while gorgeous sunrise happens behind them.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Earlier this week, my entire block had a power outage that lasted over 12 hours from 3pm to 5am. ☠️ As it got darker, I took out a notepad and sketched this by candlelight (read: flashlight). I decided to sleep instead of adding more, but this is what came out of the dark and quiet night.

Mountains. Sky. A dirt path. Signage. Two ducks in a pond.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The intent is to write (in a non perverted way) “Removing his shirt,” but my auto correct wants something way worse.

Typing “Removing his” gives the autocomplete options: hair, face, beard

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I just had a banh mi sandwich for my birthday dinner. It was a good day.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Asking a dog if they want to go for walk while they're already midway through the walk is one of my favorite ways to troll someone.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m a big fan of how your internet can decide to drop out at the worst possible time instead of literally any other time.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just finished. Can confirm that this is very accurate.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Applebee's Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos" Only thing it's missing is spaghetti.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

How Christopher Nolan makes a sandwich: Top Layer: Mustard Turkey Bread (35mm slice) Cheese Michael Caine Mayonnaise [Ingredient obfuscated by sound design] Mayonnaise Cucumbers (pickles, in reverse) Cheese Red Onion Bread (70mm slice) Bottom Layer: Mustard Served Oppenfaced.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Assassin's Feet 2: ReBOOTed Starring Feezio Auditoere da Feetrenze

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just woke from a dream where I was playing a new Mario game. It takes place in Philly and @jasonfanelli.com was an NPC in the first level who teaches you a new mechanic. That was basically the whole dream. Congrats, Jason.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

'Hole in the Ground', 'Evil Dead Rise' and 'Lee Cronin's The Mummy'. Guess which Lee Cronin film is which! 1) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 2) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 3) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

People sure do get mighty defensive when they read into harmless jokes, huh?

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

$9 is a great deal if you haven’t picked this up yet. If a city builder roguelite sounds at all intriguing to you, do yourself a favor and play it. I started playing it again recently and find it hard to put it down. It’s immensely addictive. Bonus: it’s got beavers and lizards. 🦫

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A few years back, I finished the main story in RDR2 and wanted to save the epilogue for later that year. Then the email my Rockstar account was attached to got hacked and now I can’t log in! I can’t play any of my games that require it on Steam anymore! (Tried contacting support, got nothing.)

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I woke up today asking myself: Did I dream the Nintendo Thumb Wrestling game?

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If Bruce Wayne fell into a tomato cave as a child, Nightshade would’ve been a dope superhero moniker.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

is the giraffe in the room with us?

Elden Ring screenshot with a message "visions of pickle..."

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Browsing for deals in the Self-Esteem Summer Sale.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is useful because when you’re not looking at it, it will float towards you.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Idk if this is worth sharing right now but I've been writing a book and, hey, it's getting pretty big. I'm proud to say that I have written over 62k words and it's only maybe 75% done. Some days it comes easier than others but I'm glad I'm finally making something that I've always wanted to make.

Words: 62,664
Unique Words: 10,123
Characters: 342,727
Characters (No spaces): 277,976
Sentences: 5,328
Longest Sentence (words): 44
Paragraphs: 2,723

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

They’ll change their tune when the Ouya version releases.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It stayed there all day. It watched me sleep. But now it is gone and I have no idea where it is. Pray for me.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My favorite part about having a large spider in the corner above your computer is having to look up every 30 seconds to make sure it hasn't moved. Since writing that, it hasn't moved. Yet.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's always fun drawing DC's Grubbiest Superheroes! That fight with Killer Croc is still remarkable.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I hope the Nick Cave figure comes with an interchangeable Red Right Hand.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m just glad they’ve decided to let their StarTropics remake cook a little longer before announcing it. It’s okay. I’m patient.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

They could overstuff Ocarina and release it in three parts like FF7. Ocarina: ReLink Intergrade Ocarina: Repona Ocarina: Revelation

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Geoff Keighly is SEETHING that Nintendo didn’t wanna announce Thumb Wrestling at SGF.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

BREAKING: Gears of War: E-Day is now a Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

When you can’t be bothered to write the same thing four times.

Three bags of ground beef and one bag of floor cow, prepped for the freezer.

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