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Picklefish

@picklefish.bsky.social
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Hi. I'm here. I exist. Don't ask me to write a bio right now. I'm not in the mood.

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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reacher Gilt lives in Tump Tower. I'm pretty sure he IS Trump
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Even if your cats are indoor only, get them vaccinated. You never know when a rabies vector might sneak into your house. -signed someone who had a bat in the living room a few years ago
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I agree except about the pizza part. If the pizzas are sufficiently distinct (different styles/toppings/sauces) they can count as having something different. I guess I live in an area with multiple overlapping pizza cultures because the idea of pizza having less variety than a burger...
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
... I'm pretty sure a mellow trespass is still a deduction I mean, ultimately, it's momb's call but...
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Buckeye reporting in. Umm, sadly no. Darth, I suggest you avoid the areas where this is normal. I would if I could
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If I think you might be headed for a non-obvious acute poisoning, l might say something (I once warned a guy off trying to eat 100 peaches in one day.) If it's just normal "unhealthy" I assume you're an adult who can handle their own diet
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Iran has (and is currently using) its economic nuke. Trump's tiny brain cannot process that. If actual nuclear nukes are the only nukes he will respect, then so be it.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tiny creatures, tiny stomachs. Cats need second supper
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wow! I've had some bad lasagna, but none nearly that bad
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Was this the purpose of the "can you make a computer understand pain' experiment?
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Columbus is not in Northeast Ohio. They're not in NEORSD's service area
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Incorrect. Stauffer's whale crackers are where it's at
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hookworm is a separate parasite. It infects people. It used to be a big problem in the southeastern US. It was eradicated in the southeast with improved sanitation and wearing shoes
en.wikipedia.org
Hookworm - Wikipedia
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As someone who actually enjoys her music generally, I wouldn't mind if she spent the time singing a few of her songs, but that's like 4 songs + the actual vows, and I wouldn't really care to listen to Travis ramble for 20 minutes.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I sing it to my cats when they get spooked by particularly loud thunder, but yeah it has its limits
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
All I'll say is this is the land of more guns than people. I think the Ceaușescu ending is more likely than a guillotine.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Shortcut to getting me to do what you want, also tell me why
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Shortcut to getting me to do what you want, also tell me why
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ngl. I do... a modified version of this. If someone tells me to do something and it sounds stupid, I say yes and don't do it. If they tell me a 2nd or third time, ok it's apparently important to them. I guess I'll do it.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Claws nearer to face in the second one
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
JUSTICE FOR THE FAN
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hi Chip!
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SourBoySam @sourboysam.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mirror Mirror, on the Mall.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Umm... OK sure. I'll take any impeachment I can get at this point
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My dad has his issues, but at least he understood that family outings to the roller coaster park with the wife and 2 teenage daughters required him to wear cargo pants with pockets stuffed with feminine hygiene products. That was the price of being able to get on and off rides quickly.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That's the issue. Individuals from the states pay the federal taxes. Each person is individually trying to avoid running afoul of the IRS
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was lucky enough to be on Medicaid for a while. It's the closest you can get in the US, but there's still the fear you'll lose your Medicaid. I think every American should be on it. I say this as someone who has used it and has a degree in actuarial science. #Medicaid4All
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The issues of the American system are SO much worse. (We also still have wait times if you're not Musk or Bezos)
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can we also talk about putting corn in our gas tanks while we're at it?
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I maybe spend a bit too much time in fantasy. It took me way too long to realize the low mass dwarfs were celestial bodies and not short people who like to hang out underground. "Interesting, they're often described as being heavier than their short stature would suggest" ... 🤦
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That's still more sane than trying to mail a potato without a box. A dumbell has more inate structural integrity than a potato.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5 different covers of "Santa Baby" !?! WHY!?
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I thought it was just either ketchup or catsup, but the English language is always evolving so 🤷
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Welcome to my life. Most of the doors in my house are held open with small piles of books serving as makeshift doorstops to prevent Jasper from accidentally locking himself in the room.
A tabby cat sleeping on his side with one paw curled towards his belly and the other outstretched
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
(Like if that's what they want to spend it on after we tax them to hell and back to help pay for the public health measures)
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's absolutely worth the resources on a society level to strive to get everyone toward 100yrs. If billionaires want to ALSO waste their money on pointless pursuits for more... well at least it's some kind of trickle down rather than keeping it in scrooge mcduckian vaults.
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tangent to the topic, I cringe whenever someone talks about extending human lifespan significantly beyond what we already have done. Short of turning humans from an aging species into a non-aging species, everything else is just nibbling at the margins
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I have zero mannix in the tank today. Running on empty 😴
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So in other words, the "you" you're talking about doesn't include me
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You might want to do some research on 'overshadowing'. You might not notice the symptoms of autism if they're being covered up by symptoms of ADHD
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
*plaques (I hope)
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The wild thing to me is "sits peeing down" seems very human brain to me, but pretty much every other correction there is making me suspicious. I'm very confused right now
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Can I get this post translated for my cat as well? Jasper keeps trying to eat the pest control
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Are... Are you a cat? *Looks very impressed*
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't care enough about cloudy ice in my cocktails for either route, but I understand why someone would buy the machine
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm pretty sure that's what it is. To make clear ice cubes yourself, you have to make more ice than you need and then cut off the cloudy portion. Unless I needed a shit load, I'd rather buy a machine that makes 6 cubes a day than chisel ice by hand
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Your brother in law is spiders George of rice acquisition
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is a fairly normal thing to say in an email when you are the "help desk" for a system that sends automated emails. It took me a moment to realize not everyone would think that's a normal thing to put in an email
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I did set out the box it came in for them to play in. They ignored it 🙃
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Picklefish @picklefish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Very fluffy! My chat noir is not nearly as fluffy
A short haired black cat
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