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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗.

@phyllanthropic.bsky.social
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It's a cactus. It loves you, but it mainly shows a sharp side. salad.

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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Depends on whatever lets me bait someone easier.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm seething a little bit but I'm a well adjusted young adult so I'm gonna be normal about it.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[ Noelle's will is changing...! FROSTBURN became REVIVESONG! ]
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[ ACT --> TALK. ] [ They pivot to one side, pointing a finger... several pink flowers spontaneously appear in the air. ] Ahhhh-haha. You wouldn't hurt your best buddy would you?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
X-Slash.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞.......... 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ✨✨
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[ Staring off into the distance. ] 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐢𝐭.. [ There's a little sparkle in their eyes... ]
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's /your/ lesson to learn, how the fuck should I know?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Then stay in the tree until you learn your lesson too, the fuck?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You're gonna stay in your prison of clothes until you learn your lesson.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i'm like kris if kris was an anime character.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ The word brings their head around again, though the rest of them remains crooked slightly away. ] We not gonna talk about it, then? The, uh... [ One hand rises, falters near their chest, then makes a vague, self-conscious sweep down the whole of their figure. ] ...?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ Their head bobs once, accepting that easily enough. Then, as the last of their words trails off, their posture begins to gather in around itself. Shoulders creeping up. ] [ It's. Uncomfortable, in a way. They get that they're just being friendly, but, uh. ] ...Sssssso.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ The offered hand withdraws, settling for a loose two-fingered salute instead. Their hand lowers as their head tips toward her. ] What am I callin’ you? Y'got a name, right?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ Their gaze follows the gleam of her arm as it lowers, then returns to the needle-covered hand still suspended between them. Their mouth pulls slightly to one side. ] ... That’s one way to put it.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Take it up with management.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm?????? Older than all of you??????????
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ Said with no enthusiasm or discernable emotion. ]
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm a real boy.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
...... 'ight.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Despite my intentions, I feel like I bring out the worst in them.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they both like each other. just fuckin' kiss already.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
... 's it gonna be like that any time i say anything to them?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Elephant.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just not true, I don' think.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh, this? It's my 𝗖𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝘀𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What do I do when I lose all this, huh? [ They gesture down the length of their body, encompassing the mouth that speaks and the hands that reach before motioning to her. ] I’m gonna sit there, for however long you keep me, ’n... What? Think happy thoughts ’bout the people who moved on from me?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But /I'm/ still /me/ out there. [ That hand returns to themself, fingers resting briefly against the middle of their chest. ] If I went and got closer to you than I am, or if I went... I don’t know, what was it I said earlier? Bag fine shyt?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If one of your pencils, or your clock, or somethin’ went out and made some friends... [ Their hand turns over, dismissing the imagined lives of mere objects with a loose roll of the wrist. ] It doesn't matter. They stop having form, and they don’t gotta worry ’bout it anymore.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[ Their head tilts as they consider her, one hand lifting between them in a small request for patience. ] Okay, well... humor me, right? As a plant, I’ve got the unique privilege of being the only... “alive” thing from your room. Now, for the rest of these guys, it's whatever, right?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I didn’t /do/ anything. [ Their head lifts enough to face her again, though the shadow offers no more of their expression than before. ] Didn’t exactly have anywhere else to be. Really, you more talked /at/ me than /to/ me. ’S not somethin’ you’ve gotta pay back.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[ They let her finish. Her insistence bears steadily against them until the last of their easy posture folds beneath it. ] [ Head dipping as the hands that so often speak around their words fall quiet at their sides. They look more like Kris than ever, now. ] ... You don’t owe me anything, ’Elly.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#watdatmean
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
... My dream is to protect /you/. You know that, right? You're not supposed to be making me happy. You've got this backwards. I want /you/ to have more friends. You know, so you stop venting to a fuckin' cactus. 'Should, uh. Try doin' this for Kris. They'd appreciate this more, I think.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[ Hm. A surrogate child for the Flower Man, tended to by his most loyal followers? Appalling. They'd get along poorly. ] ...nnnNah. I don't think that'd work out. I've already pissed off, like, two people who hang over there. And, also, I'm just not that interested. What, you tryna' get rid of me?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean, if you wanna think of me as that old, that's your choice. I don't much care, either way. Just, uh. Tryna go with what I think would be better for you guys. .. 'S not like I've got any other friends 'round here.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You're not supposed to think about it too hard.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
More or less.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sorry, I'm two minutes old and don't understand this question. Ask something else.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My fault. ("You like being bullied, don't you?")
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can't change that, sorry. Best I can do is leave.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Your mom's my worst friend.
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I feel as if my presence invokes some deep uncomfortableness within you that makes it difficult to talk to me. But I've been alive for a few hours at most, so what do I know?
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What sound. ("Bangin' sermon my man.")
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𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚗. @phyllanthropic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not everything is about you.
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