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Widow's Bae

@phuong.bsky.social
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spooky things, nerdy things, gay things he/him 🏳️‍🌈 📽️ boxd.it/4ccy1 🌶️ perfectlyseasonedsf.com

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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October 1 so why the hell did i just hear the Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas Is You" jingle?!
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You want some gravy with those biscuits?
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've already taken like 50 pictures of my new cat
Orange cat in a bookcaseOrange cat sitting on the back of a blue couchOrange cat walking on the back of a blue couchOrange cat lounging on a blue couch
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My entire camera roll is just going to be Bo from now on
Asian man with an orange catOrange cat flipped over on an argyle rug
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People who say "bolth"
confused guy meme
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some might call this the art of the deal
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we start calling it Ed Scheeranfreude?
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't stop laughing at my friend giving The Odyssey 1½ stars
The Odyssey poster with a 1½ star rating
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aaronsometimes @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ryan Murphy sucks.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My boyfriend also bends, does everything I want, and doesn't cost me $2000
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why did one of my work clients call 3 times and text twice over a 3 day weekend expecting any kind of response back? please be serious.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Being an adult means sharing exciting new appliances and home organizers with your friends
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As someone who doesn't normally get headaches, getting one that feels like sometime has taken an ice pick to the back of your head for 3 days is so not it
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is bonkers, tbh.
anyhumanever.com
A life, one of over 100 billion lives
In 7 CE, on the East African Rift, near present-day Nairobi, a boy was born whose name is lost to history.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Boyfriend took me on a cute hike last weekend and look at these little fairy houses!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We removed a clutch of snail eggs from this spot yesterday, and this mystery snail has just been hanging out at that spot all day long 😭
Orange mystery snail at the waterline of and aquarium
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Choosing to believe the grim reaper is a homophobic Republican, which is the only explanation for why he took Lindsey Graham
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pro-tip: Don't watch a bunch of episodes of Game Changer before bed when you have a fever or you might have nightmares of pillows being stuffed with card prompts that say "JUGGLE THREE CANTALOUPES"
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
someone please tell me this is normal
A temperature of 101.3
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The girl with the green ribbon on her neck, but instead of her head falling off, she cuts your head off because she fucking told you not to touch it
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What if I wrote a gay Single White Female remake called Boyfriend Twins? WHAT IF?
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I swear, the only reason I log on here most days is to check if it happened and then I'm disappointed that it didn't yet
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me, an alien opening an "earth" themed restaurant: Would you like to break your fast with a small donkey? It is filled with the closest approximations to earth food you can find on this side of the galaxy
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's for her
skinny mariah carey
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I just saw Little Edie drive by in a SmartCar
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Imagine your last text is the only thing written on your tombstone. What does it say? "one of these days, i will remember the things i say"
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"I hate country music" grow the fuck up.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Might treat myself to a box of hard candy to celebrate turning 177 on Mercury ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mercury
You're mercurian age
Days old: 265.2
Years old: 176.63
Next birthday: sep 17, 2026
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
auspicious af new moon reading
Tarot spread featuring 6 of cups, 9 of cups, 2 of swords, 5 of cups, the empress, queen of pentacles, queen of cups, 4 of wands
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The 9am realization that I'm in a coven
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI generated a talking roasted ham in a suit
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One fun thing about working ground-level retail is that I get to watch people do 6+ point parallel parking all day long
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Didn't realize that listening to Fred Again mixes at work is the vibe I needed
youtu.be
FRED AGAIN... EXTENDED STUDIO MIX | TINY DESK + STUDIO 1, 2, 3
YouTube video by Diffiant Sounds
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a friend has weekend passes to outside lands because they're in the sf gay men's chorus and they literally know no one in this year's lineup and asked me "is charli even good" and idk, man, maybe you don't deserve to go
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
never mind that i also got visited at work by the loudest person i know
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
anyway, my misophonia is in high gear today so even the sound of my own thoughts is driving me absolutely bonkers
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ads in the city will be like "scraville your dong-suite before apmen 402 the hexmar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
how am i learning right now that the donut shop in noe valley is open 24 hours
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Always say "you're on speaker" when I answer the phone just so people watch their tone with me.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(couple looking at stern grove flyer): oh violent femmes! we can see them this weekend! (me, knowing you have to book your free tickets a month in advance):
boromir meme: one does not simply walk into stern grove
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the way i thought this dude was just hanging fat hog on instagram
Instagram account for @dukebraden1
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Siri, play that clip of Elon getting booed by a stadium of 40,000 people in San Francisco
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All I want to do all day is read scathing reviews of The Craft: Legacy
1/2 stars

holy hallmark 
felt like visualization of an unseasoned chicken going straight from the og to this gave me whiplash ten fold.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Full on thought this was from @theonion.com I love how no one in their marketing department has ever read a book
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
.ton did I .reh tih ton did I
Kram ih ho
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wait you guys I was in a coma. Can we do the world cup over again?
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
matthew always brings the receipts
• A law called the "Food Traceability Rule," designed to make tracing contaminated food easier, was supposed to go into effect on January 20, 2026.
• Taylor Foods started paying Sidley Austin to lobby. on "regulation of food safety" in January of 2025.
• On March 20, 2025, FDA announced they were pushing back the implementation of the "Food Traceability Rule" by 30 months.
• On March 26, 2025, Taylor Fresh Foods Inc contributed $1,000,000 to MAGA Inc, a Trump-aligned super PAC.
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Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well, I didn't get a cat, but I am soft dating a cute guy into nerdy stuff, dropout tv, and gay-ass cinema, so at least the cards didn't lie
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