Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October 1 so why the hell did i just hear the Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas Is You" jingle?! 200
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My entire camera roll is just going to be Bo from now on 170
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I can't stop laughing at my friend giving The Odyssey 1½ stars 000
Reposted by Widow's Baeaaronsometimes @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ryan Murphy sucks. 061
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My boyfriend also bends, does everything I want, and doesn't cost me $2000 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026why did one of my work clients call 3 times and text twice over a 3 day weekend expecting any kind of response back? please be serious. 001
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Being an adult means sharing exciting new appliances and home organizers with your friends 000
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026As someone who doesn't normally get headaches, getting one that feels like sometime has taken an ice pick to the back of your head for 3 days is so not it 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is bonkers, tbh.anyhumanever.comA life, one of over 100 billion livesIn 7 CE, on the East African Rift, near present-day Nairobi, a boy was born whose name is lost to history. 000
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Boyfriend took me on a cute hike last weekend and look at these little fairy houses! 030
Reposted by Widow's BaeThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201139886
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We removed a clutch of snail eggs from this spot yesterday, and this mystery snail has just been hanging out at that spot all day long 😭 020
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Choosing to believe the grim reaper is a homophobic Republican, which is the only explanation for why he took Lindsey Graham 020
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Pro-tip: Don't watch a bunch of episodes of Game Changer before bed when you have a fever or you might have nightmares of pillows being stuffed with card prompts that say "JUGGLE THREE CANTALOUPES" 120
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The girl with the green ribbon on her neck, but instead of her head falling off, she cuts your head off because she fucking told you not to touch it 042
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What if I wrote a gay Single White Female remake called Boyfriend Twins? WHAT IF? 020
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I swear, the only reason I log on here most days is to check if it happened and then I'm disappointed that it didn't yet 021
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me, an alien opening an "earth" themed restaurant: Would you like to break your fast with a small donkey? It is filled with the closest approximations to earth food you can find on this side of the galaxy 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think I just saw Little Edie drive by in a SmartCar 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Imagine your last text is the only thing written on your tombstone. What does it say? "one of these days, i will remember the things i say" 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Might treat myself to a box of hard candy to celebrate turning 177 on Mercury ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 12/08/2026One fun thing about working ground-level retail is that I get to watch people do 6+ point parallel parking all day long 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Didn't realize that listening to Fred Again mixes at work is the vibe I neededyoutu.beFRED AGAIN... EXTENDED STUDIO MIX | TINY DESK + STUDIO 1, 2, 3YouTube video by Diffiant Sounds 000
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026a friend has weekend passes to outside lands because they're in the sf gay men's chorus and they literally know no one in this year's lineup and asked me "is charli even good" and idk, man, maybe you don't deserve to go 020
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026never mind that i also got visited at work by the loudest person i know 100
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026anyway, my misophonia is in high gear today so even the sound of my own thoughts is driving me absolutely bonkers 000
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026ads in the city will be like "scraville your dong-suite before apmen 402 the hexmar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" 032
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026how am i learning right now that the donut shop in noe valley is open 24 hours 000
Reposted by Widow's Baeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Always say "you're on speaker" when I answer the phone just so people watch their tone with me. 10902123
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 31/07/2026(couple looking at stern grove flyer): oh violent femmes! we can see them this weekend! (me, knowing you have to book your free tickets a month in advance): 021
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the way i thought this dude was just hanging fat hog on instagram 030
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Siri, play that clip of Elon getting booed by a stadium of 40,000 people in San Francisco 010
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026All I want to do all day is read scathing reviews of The Craft: Legacy 120
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Full on thought this was from @theonion.com I love how no one in their marketing department has ever read a book 020
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wait you guys I was in a coma. Can we do the world cup over again? 100
Reposted by Widow's Baepublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026matthew always brings the receipts 6776073907
Widow's Bae @phuong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Well, I didn't get a cat, but I am soft dating a cute guy into nerdy stuff, dropout tv, and gay-ass cinema, so at least the cards didn't lie 020