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Phthonus

@phthonus.bsky.social
98 followers 280 following 1.2K posts

evil woman | amatuer hypnotist | professional freak

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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 10h
fuck u!!!
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12h
hey toby hey toby hey tony what does this mean
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok I'm woke, now what? Do I make a video essay or smthn?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a new law coming into effect that gives each trans person a strawberry
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so funny to drop arcane woke Tumblr knowledge onto reddit and watch them run with it like a child excited they just found a new fact so they tell it to everyone Like yes, go my chudlings, go off and play with the word "badjacketing". Do me proud and call it out every time you see it
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Boy from Venus feels like it exists in some bizarre idealist TME fever dream where no one is transgender except for those born coming out the pussy with blue hair and pronouns. And that if you ever said the word "transgender" it would cause reality to crumble and everyone to start screaming
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok so catgirls have stealth privilege, while puppygirls have hyper visibility
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's literally worse than 100 9/11's, we need to kill ur dad with hammers
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey, better to look like ur chopped mom than ur chopped dad
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 29/09/2026
POV: you are my clown and i am affirming you
Eclipse — 6:24 PM
you are funny...
You Are Funny...!
this was Funny 👆
NICE ONE! 👆
this was pretty funny....!
😂  YES sister! quite funny. :)
whoever made this was funny as all sin
!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! :D
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ended. Numb inside again.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I LOVE MANIC EPISODES!! /s
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm So Swag ᕙ⁠(⁠@⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠@⁠)⁠ᕗ I'll never die woohoo 🎉
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So many fake feminists out here How is it were still debating whether misandry is real or not in the big 26
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Delat (READ excite! 📌) @delatoid.com · 26/09/2026
die wumpus die
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being woke sucks when you realize everything is political. "oh but at least we have porn" you say? Nope. there's politics in the porn too, dumbass! uh oh here comes the misgendered canonically transgender characterrrrr uh oh it's transmisogyny time! wow and there's racism right next to it?? and it's so deeply ingrained in our culture that it seeps into the very roots of our desires like an insidious poison!!? wow!! isn't that amazing and cool and not mood ruining!!!!!! you popping a boner to societal oppression there, sport? no?? well ok fine how about some nice literature? have you ever heard of HDG?
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting into voice acting is so funny because you go looking for what projects and what roles are open and it's like Open roles: - white guy - white girl - white guy - white girl (tomgirl this time ooh how spicy)
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those skeletons were right, liberals do suck ass
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's obscure bits of bullshit like this that really makes life miserable while trans. There really is no substitute for lived experience
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averymink :3 @lilminkgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love travelling i get to see emails with my FULL on deadname in all caps and when i get asked at security what my name is so they can grope me i have to say my deadname too just in case my tranny ass wasnt obvious enough
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cuttlebone @cuttlebone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was voice training on my lunch break in the car repeating markipliers fnaf intro over and over really loud Coworker was in nearby car this whole time fml
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ERP stand for EROTIC roleplay! Not ELECTRONIC roleplay!! Employers are looking for candidates with real life experience wearing cat ears and tail plugs!!!
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You gotta let it fuel the activist inside! Just existing for some of us IS a form of activism tho tbf. In which case: find a break from it all. It crazy out here
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cool problems, bro. Have you tried meditation? Have you tried exercise? Have you tried eating 5 servings of fruits or vegetables about it? Have you tried therapy and medicine and working through your trauma about it with a medical professional? Have you tried gaining a social circle about it? Have y
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YAAAAAWN
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sell me this pen 🖋️
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You will not speak about Uncle Phil that way he may be an unreasonable dickhead but he is your father and you will show him some respect.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My gullible ass almost thought this was legit for a hot minute
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Except mines B) I'm that seminal bitch
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, too much and ur body identifies it like a virus to be purged
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
damn. unlucky spawn point. your options are now either dumpster diving, or to hustle and turn that 4 $ into more $ by buying a knife and doin a little harmless robbery
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dick in exchange for food money atp
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unnecessarily hostile, but IDC let me gloat xD
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah ur hypno file may have 3x the upvotes on reddit, but mines has 10x the listens and got the same amount of listens as urs has all time as mines did in the last 24 hours. Why? Because they keep crawling back, they keep smelling the syrup. Mogged.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Racism is bad, violence is worse, but an unpunched Nazi is even more worse than that.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I posted my hypno file to a mainstream subreddit as [F4A] instead of y'know [TF4A] (I don't think we should have to out ourselves as trans), and it's interesting how my post got a lot of hubbub, but also I never got a single comment about my voice being clocky or anything. Chat, do I voice pass?
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
clankerrrrrrrrr
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yippee I can die happy now! This has more listens to than my favorite hypnosis file, heck almost more than my 2 favorite files combined. I feel fulfilled :D
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The thing they don't tell you about flowcharts is that you can just say no at any point and leave the chart
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm almost to 2k listens on Compression.EXE! I've been getting a lot of positive feedback! It's nice. If anyone out there needs some good horror hypnosis tonight, I implore you to give my nerdy-ass voice a listen: soundgasm.net/u/Phthonus/F... #hypnosis #hypno #hypnokink
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's like an animal crossing character when they say their catchphrase, cock deltarune
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Since there is no algorithm, I shall simply start adding popular search terms to the end of my posts for maximum visibility!!! - Dick boobs femboy porn mommy femdom
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