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Phthonus

@phthonus.bsky.social
98 followers 279 following 1.2K posts

she/her | amateur hypnotist | comic artist or something

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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 29/09/2026
POV: you are my clown and i am affirming you
Eclipse — 6:24 PM
you are funny...
You Are Funny...!
this was Funny 👆
NICE ONE! 👆
this was pretty funny....!
😂  YES sister! quite funny. :)
whoever made this was funny as all sin
!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! :D
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm So Swag ᕙ⁠(⁠@⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠@⁠)⁠ᕗ I'll never die woohoo 🎉
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So many fake feminists out here How is it were still debating whether misandry is real or not in the big 26
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Delat (READ excite! 📌) @delatoid.com · 26/09/2026
die wumpus die
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being woke sucks when you realize everything is political. "oh but at least we have porn" you say? Nope. there's politics in the porn too, dumbass! uh oh here comes the misgendered canonically transgender characterrrrr uh oh it's transmisogyny time! wow and there's racism right next to it?? and it's so deeply ingrained in our culture that it seeps into the very roots of our desires like an insidious poison!!? wow!! isn't that amazing and cool and not mood ruining!!!!!! you popping a boner to societal oppression there, sport? no?? well ok fine how about some nice literature? have you ever heard of HDG?
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting into voice acting is so funny because you go looking for what projects and what roles are open and it's like Open roles: - white guy - white girl - white guy - white girl (tomgirl this time ooh how spicy)
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those skeletons were right, liberals do suck ass
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averymink :3 @lilminkgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love travelling i get to see emails with my FULL on deadname in all caps and when i get asked at security what my name is so they can grope me i have to say my deadname too just in case my tranny ass wasnt obvious enough
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cuttlebone @cuttlebone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was voice training on my lunch break in the car repeating markipliers fnaf intro over and over really loud Coworker was in nearby car this whole time fml
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cool problems, bro. Have you tried meditation? Have you tried exercise? Have you tried eating 5 servings of fruits or vegetables about it? Have you tried therapy and medicine and working through your trauma about it with a medical professional? Have you tried gaining a social circle about it? Have y
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sell me this pen 🖋️
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You will not speak about Uncle Phil that way he may be an unreasonable dickhead but he is your father and you will show him some respect.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah ur hypno file may have 3x the upvotes on reddit, but mines has 10x the listens and got the same amount of listens as urs has all time as mines did in the last 24 hours. Why? Because they keep crawling back, they keep smelling the syrup. Mogged.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Racism is bad, violence is worse, but an unpunched Nazi is even more worse than that.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I posted my hypno file to a mainstream subreddit as [F4A] instead of y'know [TF4A] (I don't think we should have to out ourselves as trans), and it's interesting how my post got a lot of hubbub, but also I never got a single comment about my voice being clocky or anything. Chat, do I voice pass?
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yippee I can die happy now! This has more listens to than my favorite hypnosis file, heck almost more than my 2 favorite files combined. I feel fulfilled :D
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The thing they don't tell you about flowcharts is that you can just say no at any point and leave the chart
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm almost to 2k listens on Compression.EXE! I've been getting a lot of positive feedback! It's nice. If anyone out there needs some good horror hypnosis tonight, I implore you to give my nerdy-ass voice a listen: soundgasm.net/u/Phthonus/F... #hypnosis #hypno #hypnokink
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soundgasm.net
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Since there is no algorithm, I shall simply start adding popular search terms to the end of my posts for maximum visibility!!! - Dick boobs femboy porn mommy femdom
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's very funny seeing ppl compliment my hypnosis for "good audio work". Like ...yeah I guess previous work on an audio drama comes in handy, and 95% of most hypno files feel like they're edited for approximately 10 seconds. The people are starving out here for real content
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
灰羽連盟
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Coming to understand that at some level of woke differential, jokes stop registering as jokes between friends
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electric sheep @electricsheepart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Currently obsessed with this obscure little 4 hours to beat type game. Playing it way more than was intended. Looking at the speedrun WR and going "not how I woulda done it" fuuuuck I'm gonna metamorphosis into a freaking speedrunner aren't I? This is how it happens fuuuuck
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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you know how most people when they see a roach want to squash it immediately? i wanna inspire the same reaction of disgust.
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirksmas is almost upon us I'm gonna be hella slamming some cold ones tonight to celebrate!!
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Deleting almost all my hypnosis catalogue and re-releasing it behind a patreon paywall at a later date Mostly just because I don't think I can say it's work I'm proud of. It's just not up to my quality standards. I want anything public facing to leave as good of an impression as possible :P
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo finally hired that man...
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOOD NEWS: nothing bad is ever going to happen again #yippee
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
WHY IS THE HYPNOSIS COMMUNITY NOTHING BUT HORNY PPL AND GRIFTERS
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How it feels posting at 4am despite knowing no one is going to see a single post
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All my opps become my tops after getting plapped crazy style into the bedsheets of success
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🍀John Trickroom🍀 @galinbookshelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
dime a dozen rave chick splatsona
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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birdposting @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting perfume without any experience: ohh this little bottle is so cute... spritz spritz ouh i smell so nice now Putting on makeup without any experience:
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
id be all like “why is she being so obtuse” unironically despite knowing its me. id jerma that shit
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every single post I make is about you specifically. Every single thing I post is serious and 0% ironic. I channel nothing but pure spite and malice into each meme. Imagine every word in my post is said with contempt and a smug sense of disdain, please.
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Primetime is gonna be so peak. I've never anticipated a movie this hard before. I have GOT to see this shit as soon as it hits theaters
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yeah I'm just gonna screenshot my other posts from other websites fuck it who gaf
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
however cringe you are, get cringier.
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clover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
IT PAYS TO BE 15
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Looping The Rooms Rewrite
YouTube video by Springless
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
idc how woke u think u are, get woker.
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