Reposted by PhthonusRobyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!” 161579484
Reposted by PhthonusDr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 29/09/2026POV: you are my clown and i am affirming you 67716
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So many fake feminists out here How is it were still debating whether misandry is real or not in the big 26 000
Reposted by PhthonusIris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026funniest rom hack reasoning of all time 46100353628
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Getting into voice acting is so funny because you go looking for what projects and what roles are open and it's like Open roles: - white guy - white girl - white guy - white girl (tomgirl this time ooh how spicy) 000
Reposted by Phthonusaverymink :3 @lilminkgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i love travelling i get to see emails with my FULL on deadname in all caps and when i get asked at security what my name is so they can grope me i have to say my deadname too just in case my tranny ass wasnt obvious enough 1111
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was voice training on my lunch break in the car repeating markipliers fnaf intro over and over really loud Coworker was in nearby car this whole time fml 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cool problems, bro. Have you tried meditation? Have you tried exercise? Have you tried eating 5 servings of fruits or vegetables about it? Have you tried therapy and medicine and working through your trauma about it with a medical professional? Have you tried gaining a social circle about it? Have y 001
Reposted by Phthonusfesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You will not speak about Uncle Phil that way he may be an unreasonable dickhead but he is your father and you will show him some respect. 0114
Reposted by Phthonuskate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026 632129179
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah ur hypno file may have 3x the upvotes on reddit, but mines has 10x the listens and got the same amount of listens as urs has all time as mines did in the last 24 hours. Why? Because they keep crawling back, they keep smelling the syrup. Mogged. 121
Reposted by PhthonusSix Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL 266118063026
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Racism is bad, violence is worse, but an unpunched Nazi is even more worse than that. 041
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I posted my hypno file to a mainstream subreddit as [F4A] instead of y'know [TF4A] (I don't think we should have to out ourselves as trans), and it's interesting how my post got a lot of hubbub, but also I never got a single comment about my voice being clocky or anything. Chat, do I voice pass? 100
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yippee I can die happy now! This has more listens to than my favorite hypnosis file, heck almost more than my 2 favorite files combined. I feel fulfilled :D 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The thing they don't tell you about flowcharts is that you can just say no at any point and leave the chart 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm almost to 2k listens on Compression.EXE! I've been getting a lot of positive feedback! It's nice. If anyone out there needs some good horror hypnosis tonight, I implore you to give my nerdy-ass voice a listen: soundgasm.net/u/Phthonus/F... #hypnosis #hypno #hypnokinksoundgasm.netsoundgasm.net 120
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Since there is no algorithm, I shall simply start adding popular search terms to the end of my posts for maximum visibility!!! - Dick boobs femboy porn mommy femdom 100
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's very funny seeing ppl compliment my hypnosis for "good audio work". Like ...yeah I guess previous work on an audio drama comes in handy, and 95% of most hypno files feel like they're edited for approximately 10 seconds. The people are starving out here for real content 110
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Coming to understand that at some level of woke differential, jokes stop registering as jokes between friends 100
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Currently obsessed with this obscure little 4 hours to beat type game. Playing it way more than was intended. Looking at the speedrun WR and going "not how I woulda done it" fuuuuck I'm gonna metamorphosis into a freaking speedrunner aren't I? This is how it happens fuuuuck 011
Reposted by Phthonuseasily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you know how most people when they see a roach want to squash it immediately? i wanna inspire the same reaction of disgust. 091
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Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kirksmas is almost upon us I'm gonna be hella slamming some cold ones tonight to celebrate!! 020
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Deleting almost all my hypnosis catalogue and re-releasing it behind a patreon paywall at a later date Mostly just because I don't think I can say it's work I'm proud of. It's just not up to my quality standards. I want anything public facing to leave as good of an impression as possible :P 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026GOOD NEWS: nothing bad is ever going to happen again #yippee 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026WHY IS THE HYPNOSIS COMMUNITY NOTHING BUT HORNY PPL AND GRIFTERS 010
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How it feels posting at 4am despite knowing no one is going to see a single post 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026All my opps become my tops after getting plapped crazy style into the bedsheets of success 000
Reposted by Phthonus🍀John Trickroom🍀 @galinbookshelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026dime a dozen rave chick splatsona 151138233
Reposted by Phthonusbirdposting @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Getting perfume without any experience: ohh this little bottle is so cute... spritz spritz ouh i smell so nice now Putting on makeup without any experience: 06512
Reposted by Phthonusbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026id be all like “why is she being so obtuse” unironically despite knowing its me. id jerma that shit 11652
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every single post I make is about you specifically. Every single thing I post is serious and 0% ironic. I channel nothing but pure spite and malice into each meme. Imagine every word in my post is said with contempt and a smug sense of disdain, please. 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Primetime is gonna be so peak. I've never anticipated a movie this hard before. I have GOT to see this shit as soon as it hits theaters 000
Phthonus @phthonus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026yeah I'm just gonna screenshot my other posts from other websites fuck it who gaf 000
Reposted by Phthonusclover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 05/09/2026IT PAYS TO BE 15youtu.beLooping The Rooms RewriteYouTube video by Springless 251