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I like the cold. Set SCE to AUX. Slava Ukraini.

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Henry @phrozen.com · 24/09/2026
You mean this map post?
Map of Alaska with lower 48 superposed within. The other continents are also superposed within the lower 48.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 16/09/2026
My name is not Judy, but I get several of these per day during election season.
Text message that reads:

Judy, it's Chuck Schumer. I need you to take a minute & read this all the way through: https://flipthesenate-
text.com/smjMz1
Stop to End
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Henry @phrozen.com · 29/08/2026
A wizard in front of a blue cauldron. The caption says “you fool, I cast poorly cropped image,” and the image is indeed poorly cropped.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 15/08/2026
“We did it, Sir, we asked our best architects and they said no, but we did it as you said anyway, and you were right.” (Tears in the eyes) “so strong, the best, beautiful.”
The USS Langley CV-1, America’s first aircraft carrier, with a row of planes ready to take off.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 15/08/2026
They’re not rushing this like that. From the USACE solicitation. First selection is Oct 7th.
An USACE contract solicitation.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 31/07/2026
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Henry @phrozen.com · 24/07/2026
Reminds me of this gem from the old place.
Mark Teixeira batting in a Yankees road uniform, while making a unpleasant surprised scowl. The caption reads "Teixeira spies a poor person standing close to his Mercedes."
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Henry @phrozen.com · 16/07/2026
Via @xkcd.com
A three panel stick figure comic
Panel 1:
WE ALL HATE SPRINGING
FORWARD,
BUT WE LOVE FALLING BACK.

Panel 2:
THEREFORE, WE ARE ABOLISHING THE SPRING TME CHANGE ONLY WE'LL GAIN AN HOUR EVERY YEAR, BUT NEVER LOSE ONE.

Panel 3:
WON'T THAT CAUSE THE CLOCKS TO SPIRAL OUT OF SYNC WITH THE SUN?
THEN WE WILL MEET THE CHAOS CLEAR-EYED AND WELL-RESTED!
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Henry @phrozen.com · 06/07/2026
How about this?
A book cover. It’s titled “Inside, Outside, Morningside,” poems by Marjorie Kowalski Cole.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 04/07/2026
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social you ever watch the San Diego Stars? They’re playing up in Fairbanks this evening.
A baseball field in the summer sun. There is a blue star on a yellow in a red circle behind home plate.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 29/06/2026
POOP
Apple iOS baseball scorebug for Pirates at Phillies, the score is 0-0, so it says POOP.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 21/06/2026
Fairbanks isn’t an option, but here’s Alaska. Fucking grim.
A series of vertical stripes ranging from dark blue to dark red. Blue indicates colder than normal, red is warmer. The intensity of the color indicates the degree.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 21/06/2026
Go birds
Knicks logo but it says “go birds.”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 16/06/2026
Beverage cans in Canada hit different.
Diet coke can for the FIFA World Cup with team abbreviations and colors. This one says “CAN” at the top, for Canada.Canada Dry ginger ale cans with a Toronto Blue Jays logo advertising their back to back World Series championships in 1992-1993.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 11/06/2026
Again!
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Henry @phrozen.com · 11/06/2026
Jesus, Luzardo!
Apple TV Sports notification that reads “Jesus Luzardo is Locked in. See if he keeps rolling against the Blue Jays.”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 10/06/2026
Look at this adorable thing.
The Queen’s Wharf Light, built in 1861, now in the middle of a turnaround for streetcars.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 10/06/2026
“Selfie,” courtesy of my new friend @fmholland.bsky.social
The Rogers Centre Jumbotron and some hotel rooms. We’re in there.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 10/06/2026
Gold Glove?
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Henry @phrozen.com · 10/06/2026
Total 87,791. Lot of dogs for $0.78 apiece.
Blue Jays stadium sign indicating that they have sold 87,791 LoonieDogs (Canadian dollar coin) this evening.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 09/06/2026
Ok, not for nothing, the Rogers Centre DJ is playing Dancing on My Own. Which seems like a nice gesture.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 08/06/2026
Hey Toronto, I have a question about the turtle.
Two blue jay mascots for the Blue Jays, and then what appears to be a turtle.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 08/06/2026
This is why.
View of the Rogers Centre ballfield taken from the hotel. The roof is open and the Phillies are taking batting practice.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 08/06/2026
Also Umiat (on a nicer day): It is a very odd place.
Hand-painted wooden sign. That reads “WAL-MART coming soon to UMIAT.” There are several caribou antlers on and around it.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 08/06/2026
What are you gonna do, call the shots?
Quote from man stabbed meme.

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 07/06/2026
Four years ago, the Anchorage bus system celebrated Pride a bit early on Easter.
A twitter post from 2022 by the Anchorage people mover bus system. Post reads:

“Move over, Easter Bunny, there's a new mascot in town! Say hello to the Easter Bussy, and they're not hiding anything! The Easter Bussy is offering up affordable, reliable and convenient service for all to see and enjoy, so go ahead and DO put all your eggs in one basket when it comes to using People Mover. Happy Easter!”

Then below is a cartoon drawing of a bus with bunny ears.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 06/06/2026
Mercury is hiding from the disappointment.
Small gray cat woth yellow eyes. He is curled up in a blanket pile and hiding underneath a couch cushion which is suspiciously no longer on the back of the couch. Detectives so far have no suspects.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 02/06/2026
Much improved.
NBA team going 78-4.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 02/06/2026
A NBA team that went 69(nice)-13.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 24/05/2026
Oh. Oh man. Mountains. I’m getting on a plane shortly that will fly over some real fuckin mountains.
A compactor and excavator on a construction site. In the background is part of the Alaska Range mountains.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 23/05/2026
Now it’s worse.
Same image.
Now title is Star Wars 10th Doctor: Battlefield Earth.

Featuring Elijah Wood as Rocky
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Henry @phrozen.com · 23/05/2026
A star trek title card with the Next Generation Enterprise. Above it says “STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones.”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 16/05/2026
Unfortunately, poopwatch has taken a turn.
iOS scorebug, but now the Phillies have 0 and the Pirates have 6 runs.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 15/05/2026
Poopwatch
iOS baseball scorebug. Phillies 0, Pirates 0. It looks like the word POOP.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 14/05/2026
I did not until today. The old and the new.
A theodolite (green precision optical instrument capable of measuring both horizontal and vertical angles, and by extension ranges and bearings). This one is from the 1970s.

In the case behind it is a large drone measuring about 16” across with the wings and propellors retracted.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 09/05/2026
Salmon pink kuspukMottled green/brown kuspukSalmon pink kuspukBlue/green kuspuk
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Henry @phrozen.com · 09/05/2026
I assume you saw this:
Newspaper clip
NewspaperNewspaper clip
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Henry @phrozen.com · 29/04/2026
Little Diomede is a place with people who live there, not the punchline for a joke. Give these assholes some uninhabited island, like Amchitka.
The village of Diomede on Little Diomede Island in the Bering Sea. A small cluster of buildings between the ocean and the side of a snow-covered mountain.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 28/04/2026
TMNT logo meme reading “Teenage Mickey Morandini.”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 25/04/2026
ACS fibre optic in Fairbanks. Nominally 2GB/s
An internet speedtest showing 406 Mbps down and 271 up.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 23/04/2026
You’re not gonna believe this, but on my last flight…
Meme of a couple breaking up on a plane mid-flight
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Henry @phrozen.com · 23/04/2026
Check out these Seattle Seahawks-themed Alaska Goldpanner lanyards. Supposed to be blue/yellow and the inverse. WTF.
A pair of cloth lanyards that read “Alaska Goldpanners Baseball,” repeating. One is green text on blue cloth, the other is blue on green.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 23/04/2026
Shot: Chaser:
A whole bunch of penalties, mostly at 4:33 in the second period
A whole bunch of angry Philly blueskiers.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 19/04/2026
Beau the cat looking anxious, like he always does.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 18/04/2026
UNFRESH
A store display case advertising some kind of laundry smell thing called “UNstoppable,” but it looks like “unfresh.”
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Henry @phrozen.com · 17/04/2026
Alaska can really show off sometimes.
Snow in the foreground, sun peeking through the clouds, and mountains visible in the distance.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 17/04/2026
You've got a second unexplained fire on an aircraft carrier?
Man behind a desk leans forward, with an incredulous look on his face. It's Jeffrey Pelt from the Hunt for Red October.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 15/04/2026
Please wish Goose a happy “go birds.”
A small Toy Fox Terrier named Goose. He’s wearing a Philadelphia Eagles shirt.
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Henry @phrozen.com · 11/04/2026
No, what *I am* talking about is this. Sorry I brought it up.
ChartSecond chart
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Henry @phrozen.com · 11/04/2026
Sorry for the atrocious photo, but that sticker says “Trump For Peace.” I honestly wonder how GYJ 874 thinks about that sticker now.
Shitty silver Ford Fusion, Alaska plate GYJ874, with a small sticker on the right that says Trump For Peace.
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