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Paul Howard

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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If that’s happening to you, you probably need to reset your Dictation history. Simple commands should take 3-4 seconds, max, from when you stop speaking to when Siri displays a confirmation. I tested and verified this myself yesterday. Here’s one (of several) examples:
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude. 🥴
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOL. 🤣
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK, I can see it
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not tied to the OS. It deletes just like any regular app.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Addressing a complete non-issue in such a way that just so happens to disproportionately disenfranchise the other party’s voter base? How could that be partisan? (/s)
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apropos of nothing, did you know that you can report naming errors on Apple Maps?
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s a (very) slight improvement over his mug shot, so… 🤷‍♂️
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a press release.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As if DHS wasn’t bad enough—now they’re working with the TVA?!
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think she deserves her fifteen minutes of infamy. All we need is a name to go with this face.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Language is a funny thing.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wrong. And, BTW, even if he had been absent that day (he was not), he’d still be a survivor.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At first I thought this was just another Photoshopped version of North Window Arch but on closer inspection it’s clearly not that—it’s the right shape, but none of the supporting details are correct. Now I’m 98% sure that it’s fully AI-generated, trained on these (1st is real; 2nd faked):
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just realized I can time that remark down to the minute:
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thanks for the latest bribery/insider trading update!
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m an IT service provider & I commonly use my phone’s cam to document my work. When run across a problem I think I’ve seen before, I’ll often use the “Show Nearby Photos” feature to find a specific shot. It’s also useful for questions like “When did we do that kayaking trip out of Friday Harbor?”
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A) The law in question concerns biometric data, not location data. B) The location data on your photos (like the facial recognition data) stays in your iCloud account unless you choose to share it.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🙄
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thank you for your submission, but we only rate dogs. This is clearly an unusually cute Cubone. Cc: @weratedogs.com
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
OK, I get blocking someone for posting replies that you don’t like, but seriously dude? You’re locked down a little tight when you block someone BEFORE they’ve even had a chance to post the reply. 🙄
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SPONGEBOB NARRATOR VOICE: One hour later…
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
SNL really needs to revive this bit
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Example? I’m not seeing it.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Virtually every government on Earth has written policies on how government procurement is supposed to work. These often include mandates to publicly post detailed requirements and accept and review bids anonymously before a contract is awarded. Or you could just give it to your pool guy.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not sure if serious, but…
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
WTF do you call this?
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You’re a fucking psycho. Lenin killed hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children. Most of them unarmed, many of them bound. This is not an opinion. It is historical fact.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Would it make a difference?
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s much more than that, IMO, and also somewhat less.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My reading comprehension’s just fine; can’t always say the same for my eyesight. Did you write that part about it being my personal definition in invisible ink?
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
LOL. I think I’ll pass. I’ve heard of a “dog tax” but never a “haircut tax.” 😂 PS: Here is a picture of my dog instead. He recently devoured a bottle of ibuprofen pills while we were out of the house and had to go to the doctor.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here ya go. Does this help you visualize the definition of “depleted?”
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Your point about gas being more expensive on the West Coast is valid, but your dates and numbers aren’t. Prices were below $4 (and even briefly dipped below $3) during the COVID shutdown. And, at the risk of dating myself, I remember paying <$1/gal when I first started driving in 1987.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
High. And climbing again. Why? Does that change the definition of “depleted?”
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Has it not been “lessened markedly in quantity”? 🤔
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hold up. WTF does this post call out Apple for “silence”, when your article specifically quotes their response?? And WTF **DOESN’T** this post call out Elon when the article specifically notes that Grok is basically responsible for the whole problem???
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Matrix is glitching again
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How Stephen Miller looks when he shows up to Costume and Makeup each morning:
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“That’s the sound of freedom” 😒
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Owner of this hat: “Jesus H. CHRIST!!!!”
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Never even saw it coming
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fixed it for you
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tell me you’re still on your parents’ iCloud account without telling me you’re still on your parents’ iCloud account.
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
IYKYK
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Paul Howard @phoward8020.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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