The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Going through old pictures and found the picture of this big bastard. This huge bitch is still in the plastic unused. Home defense is it's only purpose in this household. I'm pretty sure if I wound up and launched this into someone's chest their fucking shoulders would clap 😂 6150
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Share a character that reminds you of yourself 0130
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dingoes come in many colors not just the rust/blonde 030
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The fact that this came across my cup and it is LITERALLY the basis of a surprise I'll have later for y'all is too goddamn funny and a little erie ngl 😂 I'm taking it as a sign 010
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The most wholesome experience that I have had on IG so far 🥰 😂😂😂 1250
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026God I want to hold the sides of his head in my hands so his cheek fluff doesn't chafe my inner thighs 😭 0140
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My "You what?!" Facial expression whenever my boyfriend washes all his underwear before I get to them: 090
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mind you these are the same Fringe that brought me vape juice from out of state and felt the need to get specifically these flavors 😭 260
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me looking at my suits: Which of you idiots shall I take to the con? 🤔 🐰: what if you take the new guy 🐶: I don't want to Me: 1110
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WHEW! This tool for sensory recovery (and nothing else 😐) rolled off of my night stand and nearly hit my foot. That was the closest I have been to jumping out of my chair to dodge something 😂 6100
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026OMG got this to put on my tattoos and it smells absolutely amazing 🤤 quick someone come sniff and taste it for me 140
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is why you don't give me free time and music editing software (BG track is Excision, Downlink, Space Laces - Raise Your Fist) 5114
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Btw the technique is EXTREMELY dorky. Like I am pretending I am Chiron the Reflector while walking. Hey if it's stupid but it works, then it isn't stupid 😂 380
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CW: fire alarm noise/loud beeping Vaping in my kitchen and why does my smoke alarm sound like it's gonna do a sick drop 😂 450
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not only did this make me giggle, but it also made me come up with several counter arguments as to why I have no problem partaking in Cheerio kissing without -ever- wanting to be pissed on 😂 3130
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Full response in alt text to get around character limit 100
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me on the phone talking to one of my thot friends about the current status of their back: 4120
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ahh christ, it rained a couple of days ago, now it's hot again and humid and I just heard someone bitching about it and called us Cali-florida. Looked up the humidity and it's 33%... 050
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm still irritated that we don't get much airtime of him (and no, I'm not reading a fuckin data book lmao) 171
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Is it petty that I made a gif specifically for an argument I got in this morning 😂 25512
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*At the store in the frozen aisle* Richter: "man cnc is the best" Phor: "what?" Richter: "cookies and cream* Photo: 6330
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tibetan fox bf that is honestly and genuinely excited for the restaurant you picked for dinner tonight. And you absolutely cannot fucking tell if he's being serious when he tells you he is happy with your pick 0459
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nother open mic beat dropped so I did some quick and dirty bars on it. I thought the high income flow was pretty clever 😋 0112
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This shit is frying me immediately after just waking up 😂 2131
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It was about weekly because I was a little asshole as a kid 😂(No, it wasnt my dad btw) 3310
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Oh hoho! Surprise werewolf mpreg in (another) werewolf book I picked up 😂 1120
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Quite honestly an underreaction if my character walked up to my front fucking door 2170
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Reading yet another werewolf book and xracked up laughing at this line because it reminded me of the meme 😂😂 4160
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I see this cat all the time. Stray of course and I try to leave water out when I can but it evaporates in minutes 🫤 It's 100 out right now 180
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm on some kinda roll tonight of cracking myself up 😂 9303
The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm either gonna get another strike on tiktok or this is gonna make a lot of my friends laugh. There is no in-between, I fear 19604