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The Coochie Poochie

@phor.bsky.social
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Dancin dingo dork ✈🐕 Aerospace by day 😎 Dancing animal by night 🕺. Amateur VA (35) 🏳️‍🌈 Furry since 2001 ⬛🟡🟥⸸🔱KRAKEN 🏍️ YZF-R6 2005/2018 Aprilia Tuono1000 paa.ge/phor_dingo/en #NSFW 🔞♿

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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Going through old pictures and found the picture of this big bastard. This huge bitch is still in the plastic unused. Home defense is it's only purpose in this household. I'm pretty sure if I wound up and launched this into someone's chest their fucking shoulders would clap 😂
Pictured here is a massive fucking dildo with a remote control next to it for size comparison. The adult toy is easily four to five times the size of the remote control in every dimension except length. And I, for one, have neither the determination, perseverance, or self-destructive mindset to even begin to consider to think about wanting to dream about putting this anywhere near my asshole
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself
Mugen from Samaurai Champloo
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dingoes come in many colors not just the rust/blonde
Picture of a black dingo Picture of a white dingoPicture of the common blonde dingo
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peppers!
Fruiting what I think are jalapeno peppers, although they are starting to look like bell pepper I Don't entirely entirely know which ones I did so they could be but I'm happy they're producing something either way
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that this came across my cup and it is LITERALLY the basis of a surprise I'll have later for y'all is too goddamn funny and a little erie ngl 😂 I'm taking it as a sign
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mods are asleep. Post foolishness
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most wholesome experience that I have had on IG so far 🥰 😂😂😂
A user on Instagram commenting " you might need to die" and my response" you might need to help"That same user's response to me " wait wait I actually like your reply please live"
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I want to hold the sides of his head in my hands so his cheek fluff doesn't chafe my inner thighs 😭
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This 😭
Nutricost whey protein
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My "You what?!" Facial expression whenever my boyfriend washes all his underwear before I get to them:
Daenerys Targaryen from game of thrones making a silly face which I actually can't describe, but it's halfway between a condescending, smile and a look here. You little queer typeface
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BAM Salmon Croquettes 😃
Salmon croquettes made with canned salmon, egg whites spicy chicharrones lemon juice, pepper, seasoned salt, garlic, onion and love! 😁
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you sure about that?
Michael Jackson lurking in a shadow
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG characters with grillz are my WEAKNESS 🤩🤩🤩
My character phor smiling at the camera with his diamond dusted platinum grille
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mind you these are the same Fringe that brought me vape juice from out of state and felt the need to get specifically these flavors 😭
My Pakistani and Iraqi friend made sure to bring me grape and watermelon flavored vape juice because they are assholes and thought that I wouldn't punch them in their penises because they did me the favor of bringing me vape juice. They were incorrect and I only missed one of them because he saw it coming after I did the first one. But I got him later when he sat down to watch TV 😃
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesssss 🤤
Chicken, drumsticks and broccoli with tzatzik on the side
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@recca.bsky.social
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@revelionart.bsky.social
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me looking at my suits: Which of you idiots shall I take to the con? 🤔 🐰: what if you take the new guy 🐶: I don't want to Me:
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHEW! This tool for sensory recovery (and nothing else 😐) rolled off of my night stand and nearly hit my foot. That was the closest I have been to jumping out of my chair to dodge something 😂
A spike spur looking wheel type device used for nervous. And Nothing Else
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG got this to put on my tattoos and it smells absolutely amazing 🤤 quick someone come sniff and taste it for me
PAPATUI enhancing tattoo stick 
Coconut woods scent
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me:
Futurama character Dr. Farnsworth with the caption "Smoove off you say?"
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning 😀
Waffle house index graphic edited of how likely it is to get that double pancake pussy pounding from your friendly neighborhood lycanthropes. It reads "The waffle house index is an informal metric named after the restaurant chain to determine the 14 werewolves' status and the likely scale of if you will get your cheeks clapped smoove off. Green all 14 werewolves are in rut Yellow all 14 werewolves just ate so maybe not right now red Pack war. All 14 werewolves are busy at the moment"
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is why you don't give me free time and music editing software (BG track is Excision, Downlink, Space Laces - Raise Your Fist)
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Btw the technique is EXTREMELY dorky. Like I am pretending I am Chiron the Reflector while walking. Hey if it's stupid but it works, then it isn't stupid 😂
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CW: fire alarm noise/loud beeping Vaping in my kitchen and why does my smoke alarm sound like it's gonna do a sick drop 😂
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😊
Some Kingdom hearts character. I have no idea who it is. but the text says let's stretch our hamstrings together
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not only did this make me giggle, but it also made me come up with several counter arguments as to why I have no problem partaking in Cheerio kissing without -ever- wanting to be pissed on 😂
An excerpt from a book saying it's a natural and ancient werewolf custom but this generation do it less and less everyone's so happy to eat ass these days but not piss on each other tell me what the difference is
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Full response in alt text to get around character limit
Are you concerned about the car being drivable? Also From my experience, the cracked canister is a somewhat rare thing. A purge valve (easier and less work to replace) would be something to look into as well, it could be one and not the other. Either would contribute to some fuel mileage fluctuation and throw a check engine light. I'm also gonna throw this in the Toyota furs chat and get some other opinions too.
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me on the phone talking to one of my thot friends about the current status of their back:
Futurama professor Farnsworth on the phone with the caption "TO SMITHEREENS YOU SAY?"
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ahh christ, it rained a couple of days ago, now it's hot again and humid and I just heard someone bitching about it and called us Cali-florida. Looked up the humidity and it's 33%...
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm still irritated that we don't get much airtime of him (and no, I'm not reading a fuckin data book lmao)
Shown here is a picture of Minato namikaze Naruto's dad holding up one of his kenai knives with the flying thunder god inscription winking at the camera in a jonin jacket
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is it petty that I made a gif specifically for an argument I got in this morning 😂
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh that is so goddamn accurate 😂
Me doing a handstand in my fursuit burnout the skunk
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pretty lore accurate tbh
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*At the store in the frozen aisle* Richter: "man cnc is the best" Phor: "what?" Richter: "cookies and cream* Photo:
Movie still of The matrix agent Smith holding Morpheus by the sides of the head
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tibetan fox bf that is honestly and genuinely excited for the restaurant you picked for dinner tonight. And you absolutely cannot fucking tell if he's being serious when he tells you he is happy with your pick
Picture of a Tibetan fox with the most judgmental stare
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nother open mic beat dropped so I did some quick and dirty bars on it. I thought the high income flow was pretty clever 😋
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This shit is frying me immediately after just waking up 😂
Picture of someone holding up a very well ratioed hot dog of hot dog to bun. And someone named Dolores Nicole says no fat stuff but that's those St. Martin's potato buns aren't they? And the person who posted the video said LMAO. Dolores girl... And has a stock photo of someone with a measuring tape measuring someone else's back insulating that her back is in fact huge because how did she know the exact bun brand and style to identify that bread 😂😂
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It was about weekly because I was a little asshole as a kid 😂(No, it wasnt my dad btw)
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh hoho! Surprise werewolf mpreg in (another) werewolf book I picked up 😂
Hey Deviantart user called Big JB 21 commented god I wish that were me
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
The chubby triple with a Seahawks somewhat modeled after my character Phor
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GTFOH 😂
furry art scammer that I'm starting to rage bait telling them I only take free art after they solicit for commissions
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Quite honestly an underreaction if my character walked up to my front fucking door
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hamster on a banana
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reading yet another werewolf book and xracked up laughing at this line because it reminded me of the meme 😂😂
A passage from a book that says look. I've been a lot of places Quinn said all over the world and trust me when I say this is the only place I visited where there's will any of this and someone replies, there are no bitches?Blue character looking expectantly at the reader with the caption no bitches?
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*Jumpscare*
Shed brush for dogs/werewolves complete with push button fur ejection into the sweater material and bird nest construction bin
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I see this cat all the time. Stray of course and I try to leave water out when I can but it evaporates in minutes 🫤 It's 100 out right now
 A white cat laying in the grass next to a fence
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm on some kinda roll tonight of cracking myself up 😂
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The Coochie Poochie @phor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm either gonna get another strike on tiktok or this is gonna make a lot of my friends laugh. There is no in-between, I fear
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