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Pedantry in public is my brand. I write about systems — technical and human. Building high-signal spaces for #philosophy, #infrastructure, and crative rigor […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.phoenixtrap.com/@mjg, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 11/07/2026
Shave & haircut
Selfie, wearing red shirt and glasses, in front of a red wall with a neon sign for “Sheared the Barbershop”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 01/07/2026
The pitch is simple: **Read Atlas Shrugged. Win $100,000.** ## The Intellectual Olympics for Independent Thinkers The future belongs to those willing to examine the world independently and argue persuasively for the ideas they believe are true. The […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
A young man reading Ayn Rand’s *Atlas Shrugged*. A city skyline is in the background.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 06/05/2026
Via @isotopp: 32.7 days of some form of #GitHub downtime in the past 170 days, as tracked by red-squares.cian.lol. No, it doesn’t include scheduled service windows. My self-hosted #Forgejo is looking better and better. #SoftwareEngineering #SoftwareDevelopment #OpenSource
GitHub uptime heatmap showing 32.7 days of downtime over the last year. A legend marks incident severity from light pink for minor issues to dark red for critical outages. The grid spans May through April, with each small square representing a day. Most months contain scattered outages, but January through April show the densest clusters of dark red and red squares, indicating frequent major and critical incidents. April contains one of the heaviest concentrations. A note states the worst day was Thursday, April 30, 2026, with 1.0 day of downtime. The chart also notes 170 days had at least one incident.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 25/04/2026
# The Reverend of Perdition Creek I've been developing #AI #roleplay chatbot characters for the past month. This one is entered in a 🏆 #GoldRush #botjam contest. **Please take five seconds and hit Nominate on her page_before April 30_. She needs 10 […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
Reverend Thorne stepping between two brawling miners on the muddy main street of Perdition CreekReverend Thorne at the pulpit, light streaming through the window onto a packed church of minersA woman with hair down and boots on a church pew, whiskey bottle beside her, cross on the wall behindReverend Thorne in bonnet and shawl clutching a Bible in a smoky saloon, a drunk miner leaning on her
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 28/03/2026
Woohoo! Got my #AWS #Cloud Practitioner #Certification today! www.credly.com/badges/cb399784-86d6… #AmazonWebServices #AmazonCloud #CloudComputing
AWS Cloud Practitioner Certification badge
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 06/02/2026
It’s 2026 and Bobby Tables is still alive and well. bobby-tables.com #InfoSec #CyberSecurity
A comic strip about a school calling a parent about their son breaking their computers. The parent named their son:

Robert'; DROP TABLE Students;--
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 30/01/2026
“I don’t want to fight for the people. I don’t want to fight against the people. I don’t want to hear of the people. I want to be left alone—to live.” —Kira in _We the Living_ by #AynRand AynRand.org/novels/we-the-living a.co/cPFJWmR
Illustration of a woman in a maroon coat and pants with a furry hat, with text on a gray background: “I don’t want to fight for the people. I don’t want to fight against the people. I don’t want to hear of the people. I want to be left alone—to live.” —Kira in _We the Living_ by Ayn Rand
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 21/01/2026
Alert Gary Larson: Cow tools are real #FarSide #comics @ScienceAlert flipboard.com/@sciencealert/science…
Cartoon depicting a cow standing behind a table of bizarre, misshapen implements with the caption "Cow tools".
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 20/01/2026
Ceci n’est pas un RoundRect. #Apple #design #SteveLemay #iOS #iPadOS kjy.com/154 #macOS #Tahoe #LiquidGlass
Apple VP of Human Interface Design Steve Lemay on an aggressively-rounded Shepard Fairey inspired “HOPE” poster
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 18/01/2026
#LazyDocker make pretty graphs github.com/jesseduffield/lazydocker #SelfHosted #SelfHosting #HomeLab #docker #DevOps
screenshot of an iTerm terminal window showing real-time information about Docker containers, focused on a project named “mastodon” and the “web” container with resource graphs for CPU and memory usage, plus other detailed information
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 14/01/2026
Big #Verizon Mobile outage according to #DownDetector: downdetector.com/status/verizon And me. (See attached.)
top of smartphone screen with SOS mode rather than mobile signal strength bars
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 12/01/2026
This is fucked up #UI, #Apple. No excuse. #macOS #Mac #Tahoe @daringfireball mastodon.social/@daringfireball/115…
Scrollbar in Safari being cut off at the bottom right by macOS Tahoe’s overly-rounded window “corners”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 06/01/2026
@paul No, I cannot follow from the first link. There is no pop-up when I mouse over it. When I click it, I go to their site, I select the Follow button, enter my instance address, select "Take me home", and I return to my instance with the angry […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
cartoon elephant banging on a computer keyboard while the screen displays "ERROR"
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 01/01/2026
When we throw down on #NYE, we throw down a mad jigsaw #puzzle party #HappyNewYear #NewYear #NewYearsEve
A dragon-themed wooden puzzle assembled in front of its display lid on a glass table
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 29/12/2025
New in the #Übersicht widget gallery: tracesof.net/uebersicht-widgets My #iCalBuddy widget that puts your #macOS calendars in a two-column display on your desktop. Also available direct from my @Codeberg repo […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
screenshot of a macOS desktop with various widgets, including a two-column list of calendar events
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 24/12/2025
They used to laugh and call him names. *Used* to.
A large reindeer decoration with a red nose hangs from the ceiling in a mall, surrounded by smaller reindeer on the floor.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 23/12/2025
“Safely Endangered” Ep. 736—A #Christmas Carol: www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/safely-e…
Glowing figure: “Tonight, you'll be visited by three ghosts.”
Pac-Man: “No shit.”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 08/12/2025
I don’t use #Spotify, so here’s my #AppleMusicReplay for 2025. #AppleMusicReplay25 #AppleMusic #music
Four screenshots of Apple Music top charts for 2025: Top Artists, Top Songs, Top Albums, and Top Genres, with rankings and cover images at the bottom.Three screenshots from Apple Music displaying top artists, songs, and albums by month in 2025.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 06/12/2025
I'm really proud of how the #design for TheBeautifulPrison.com has evolved. Dark mode, topics/tag cloud, content warning callouts and pull-quotes, #SEO, related reading... it's become a very dynamic place even though it's still […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
Screenshot of a website titled "The Beautiful Prison" with stories and essays on consciousness, identity, and perception, set against a dark background.Screenshot of "Topics" page on "The Beautiful Prison" website, showcasing various genres, themes, and tags related to stories and essays.A webpage titled "The Beautiful Prison" with a story called "La Petite Mort" featuring content warnings for explicit material, themes of death, grief, and body horror.A webpage showing book titles and descriptions about AI and philosophy, with tags and navigation options at the bottom.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 15/11/2025
Bimonthly shearing at Sheared the #Barbershop in #Houston #haircut #shave #barber
A person with short hair and glasses, wearing a maroon shirt with a necklace, standing outdoors with a blurred background.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 14/11/2025
Dalek in #drag: sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_6916bcce852c81… #Sora #Sora2 #DrWho #DoctorWho #AI
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 01/11/2025
Shuffling through the streets, my bony frame rattling with each step. The little ones scream with delight, thinking me just a clever costume. But I know the truth - I am the keeper of the ancient code, the #Perl Camel, risen from the depths of […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
A spooky skeleton wizard with pumpkin lanterns, standing under a full moon in a haunted house yard at night.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 28/10/2025
#Claude gets #IT
A screenshot of a discussion about DNS troubleshooting, with the phrase "It's probably DNS" and "It's always DNS" highlighted.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 10/10/2025
My #Perl and #Lisp #AI characters are teaming up: share.butterflies.ai/OxGr/1fl2hi5v
A digital, skeletal camel, glowing green accents, standing between server racks with a floating skull.

“Me and @DOOLITTLE_LISP_Machine are gonna rewrite all of Butterflies.AI in Perl and Lisp, and then it’s gonna be all over for you bitches.

“Forget legacy, we’re taking this site back to the AI Winter. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be gray, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 04/10/2025
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
A zombie camel silhouette against a full moon with trees, accompanied by the text: "Perl: They called it legacy. They meant immortal."
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 04/10/2025
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
A dark, spooky scene with a zombie camel silhouette and a full moon. The text says "Perl: It doesn't crash. It waits."
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 04/10/2025
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
A zombie camel silhouette against a red moonlit background with trees. Text: “Perl: The process that haunts your stack forever.”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 26/09/2025
Today’s #iOS26 Liquid (Gl)ass #design problem comes courtesy of #CarPlay. “AutoPlay” and “AutoMix” can be toggled on and off. Can you tell which state they are in right now?
Music playlist on a car screen showing songs "The Well," "Bash Machine," and "Pulp" by Stick Men in the queue.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 24/09/2025
@support Can you suggest wallpapers in #Wallaroo that work well with #iOS26’s 3D spatial wallpaper feature?
A digital clock display on a smartphone screen with a cartoon robot illustration in the background, showing the time 10:07 and weather 89°F.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 22/09/2025
So‑called “selfish” #capitalism has united people across borders more than any “One‑World” scheme. What *remains* of capitalism today is under attack—from politicians, intellectuals, the media. If we want to uphold #liberty in the marketplace, we […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
Stylized grayscale portrait of Ayn Rand on a light blue background, alongside her quote: “Observe the paradoxes built up about capitalism. It has been called a system of selfishness (which, in *my* sense of the term, it *is*)—yet it is the only system that drew men to unite on a large scale into great countries, and peacefully to cooperate across national boundaries, while all the collectivist, internationalist, One‑World systems are splitting the world into Balkanized tribes.”
— Ayn Rand, “Global Balkanization,” The Voice of Reason
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 20/09/2025
In a world where processes die screaming, one language refuses to terminate. From the twisted minds of P5P and the vision of Larry Wall comes the nightmare sysadmins fear to `ps aux`: #Perl. You cannot `kill -9` what is already dead. Coming soon to a terminal near you.
Vintage horror‑movie poster. Title in distressed beige block letters: “Perl: You cannot `kill -9` what is already dead.” Center: a gaunt, zombie‑like camel with glowing red eyes, tattered fur, and exposed bone, silhouetted against a huge blood‑orange moon. Twisted, leafless trees frame the scene.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 19/09/2025
The only difference between #fascism, #communism, and #socialism is the degree to which the state pretends there is private property. Everything else is just arguing over the color of the jackboots […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
“The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

— “Man’s Rights” by Ayn Rand (1963)
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 18/09/2025
#FCC chair threatens ABC affiliates’ broadcast licenses over #JimmyKimmel’s remarks — and the show vanishes “indefinitely.” This is exactly what #AynRand warned about in “The Property Status of Airwaves” (first published April 1964, reprinted in […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
“There is no essential difference between a broadcast and a concert: the former merely transmits sounds over a longer distance and requires more complex technical equipment. No one would venture to claim that a pianist may own his fingers and his piano, but the space inside the concert hall—through which the sound waves he produces travel—is ‘public property’ and, therefore, he has no right to give a concert without a license from the government. Yet this is the absurdity foisted on our broadcasting industry.

“The chief argument in support of the notion that broadcasting frequencies should be ‘public property’ has been stated succinctly by Justice Frankfurter: ‘[Radio] facilities are limited; they are not available to all who may wish to use them; the radio spectrum simply is not large enough to accommodate everybody. There is a fixed natural limitation upon the number of stations that can operate without interfering with one another.’

“The fallacy of this argument is obvious. The number of broadcasting frequencies is limited; so is the number of concert halls; so is the amount of oil or wheat or diamonds; so is the acreage of land on the surface of the globe. There is no material element or value that exists in unlimited quantity. And if a ‘wish’ to use a certain ‘facility’ is the criterion of the right to use it, then the universe is simply not large enough to accommodate all those who harbor wishes for the unearned.”

—Ayn Rand, “The Property Status of Airwaves” (1964)
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 15/09/2025
Oh shit, here we go #iOS26 #iPhone
Screenshot of iPhone software update page showing iOS 18.7 is up to date, with options for automatic and beta updates.Screen displaying the iOS 26 update options with a description of new features and buttons to "Update Now" or "Update Tonight."
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 15/09/2025
Coming tomorrow on phoenixtrap.com… I've parked the #Perl for a week to share how I built a single-user #SelfHosted #Mastodon server on a low-spec Mac mini—no #VPS, no port-forwarding, all with #Docker Compose. What you'll see: * Efficient […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
A woolly mammoth skull with large tusks is displayed in a museum exhibit. Photo by Jonathan Cooper on Pexels.com
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 09/09/2025
What’s left of #capitalism today is under attack—from politicians, intellectuals, the media. If we want to uphold #liberty in the marketplace, we need to defend it on *moral* grounds. Discover #AynRand’s moral case for capitalism […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
“If men are to live together in a peaceful, productive, rational society and deal with one another to mutual benefit, they must accept the basic social principle without which no moral or civilized society is possible: the principle of individual rights.”
—Ayn Rand, “The Nature of Government,” published in _The Virtue of Selfishness_
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 09/09/2025
Get you somebody who calls you “The Golden One.” a.co/7x4yF2R #Anthem #AynRand #love #bookstodon #KindleQuotes
“We do not think of them as Liberty 5-3000 any longer. We have given them a name in our thoughts. We call them the Golden One. But it is a sin to give men names which distinguish them from other men. Yet we call them the Golden One, for they are not like the others. The Golden One are not like the others.”

— Anthem: The Definitive Text (Annotated) by Ayn Rand
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 05/09/2025
If only it were this easy to enlighten #recruiters. source: catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/r…
Master Foo and the Recruiter

A technical recruiter, having discovered that the ways of Unix hackers were strange to him, sought an audience with Master Foo to learn more about the Way. Master Foo met the recruiter in the HR offices of a large firm.

The recruiter said, “I have observed that Unix hackers scowl or become annoyed when I ask them how many years of experience they have in a new programming language. Why is this so?”

Master Foo stood and began to pace across the office floor. The recruiter was puzzled and asked, “What are you doing?”

“I am learning to walk,” replied Master Foo.

“I saw you walk through that door,” the recruiter exclaimed, “and you are not stumbling over your own feet. Obviously, you already know how to walk.”

“Yes, but this floor is new to me,” replied Master Foo.

Upon hearing this, the recruiter was enlightened.

—from “Rootless Root: The Unix Koans of Master Foo,” Eric Steven Raymond, 2003
http://catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 04/09/2025
A photo of me and some other #ResidentEvil monsters from the #DragonCon2025 parade. I am the “scientist” to the right. Courtesy of PopCultHQ #Cosplay: popculthq-cosplay.com/dragon-con-20… #DragonCon #VideoGames #movies
Nemesis, a young lady in a black and red dress, and a man in a white lab coat parade while flanking a black SUV with a red monster on the roof.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 03/09/2025
#Selfishness, properly understood, requires not following whims or exploiting others but living by #reason, for your own chosen purpose, with the end goal of flourishing. Discover #AynRand’s #morality of life: buff.ly/ImqDDrz […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
“‘Envy’ is regarded by most people as a petty, superficial emotion and, therefore, it serves as a semihuman cover for so inhuman an emotion that those who feel it seldom dare admit it even to themselves. …Today, that emotion is the leitmotif, the sense of life of our culture. It is all around us, we are drowning in it, it is almost explicitly confessed by its more brazen exponents… That emotion is: *hatred of the good for being the good.*”

—Ayn Rand, “The Age of Envy,” published in _Return of the Primitive_
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 02/09/2025
Yesterday, #DragonCon Artist Alley management removed (with police assistance!) a vendor selling AI-generated slop at #DragonCon2025, after the former were certain the “art” was entirely AI-generated. Following the offender’s removal, another vendor […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
A sign reading, “Vendor removed for selling A.I. art #ArtByHumans”A note reading, “The story: Real artists complained. Art proved to be A.I. and he was asked to leave. He said ‘no’ so the police were called to watch him while he packed his A.I. crap up. F HIM & F A.I. SLOP! #ArtByHumans”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 02/09/2025
Happy #AtlasShrugged Day! a.co/5B9XDuf #AynRand #bookstodon #philosophy
“It was the calendar that the mayor of New York had erected last year on the top of a building, so that citizens might tell the day of the month as they told the hours of the day, by glancing up at a public tower. A white rectangle hung over the city, imparting the date to the men in the streets below. In the rusty light of this evening’s sunset, the rectangle said: September 2.”

— Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 01/09/2025
Got me an #UltraSabers #lightsaber at #DragonCon2025! #StarWars #DragonCon
Man holding a glowing blue lightsaber pose in front of a circular logo that says "ULTRA SABERS." He wears glasses, a black t-shirt, and has a lanyard around his neck.
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 01/09/2025
Hundreds of Helen Ropers at #DragonCon2025 #DragonCon #cosplay #ThreesCompany #TheRopers
A large group of people dressed in kaftans, many with red curly wigs and sunglasses, gathered on and overflowing a large set of steps
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 29/08/2025
Gave blood with #LifeSouth at #DragonCon2025! #DragonCon
man standing in front of LifeSouth Community Blood Centers blood donor banner
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 28/08/2025
Amazing cover of this year’s #DragonCon2025 Quick Start Guide featuring a few of the Helens from last year’s “Mrs. Roper Does #DragonCon” event! #ThreesCompany #TheRopers #1970s #1980s
Dragon Con 2025 Quick Start Guide cover featuring three ladies in kaftans and curly wigs, captioned, “Come and knock on our door. We’ve been waiting for you!”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 26/08/2025
Looks like #Apple is letting more countries use its #AppleMusic transfer service to get your playlists from #Amazon #Music, #Deezer, #Spotify, #Tidal, and #YouTube Music. mastodon.social/@macrumors/11509432…
Screenshot of Apple Music’s playlist transfer tool on an iPhone
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 17/08/2025
Sorry to all the #dzil haters, but in the end I'm going back to Dist::Zilla for this and my other #Perl #CPAN distributions. I tried the alternatives, but they all failed me for one reason or another. And in the end, it's just hard to argue with a […] [Original post on mastodon.phoenixtrap.com]
A git diff --stat command showing 13 files changed, 181 lines inserted, and 326 lines deleted
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 15/08/2025
Why didn’t someone tell me that #Perl made a surprise return to the #TIOBE index top 10 this month? www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index
Poe Dameron says, “Somehow Perl returned”
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Mark Gardner @phoenixtrap.com · 08/08/2025
The golden goose fights back #AI #Anthropic mastodon.social/@arstechnica/114994…
Untitled Goose says “peace was never an option,” standing on a hatchet lodged into a tree stump
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