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PhoenixDogLover

@phoenixdoglover.bsky.social
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Retired environmental engineer and IT guy, political news junkie, dog and music lover, fond of gallows humor.

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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 15h
I guess the Saudis won't be inviting Donald back for another session with the World Domination Orb of Light.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don't all the corrupt toadies get a job at the "Shield of the Americas"?
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Kinetic engagement" doesn't seem to be working. We need the Secretary of War to lead an elite squad of testosterone charged warriors, and to make their way to Tehran where they can perform pull-ups before the astonished Iranians. Victory is so close.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes! The tarnishing! THAT is the problem with helping Putin wage war against Ukraine. Will no one think of Lindsey Graham's legacy?
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Emmer is full of shit. The courts hold criminals accountable. Trump is the king of no-accountability.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Damn right.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is that accent? Sounds like a mix of Valley Girl and Long Island.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am sure, if you asked Grok nicely, you could get all kinds of evidence. The sky's the limit with Super Intelligence!
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, the shit show continues. Need a break from reality? Try our daily White House press briefing! Now, even more delusions sourced from patriotic Super Intelligence!
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The daily consumption of diesel fuel in the US is about 3.8 million barrels per day. This equates to about 560,000 tons per day. 3 million tons of diesel from Russia would be a 5-day supply.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Section 117 Qualifications of Governor... The governor ... shall be at least thirty years of age when elected ... citizen of the United States ten years and resident citizen of this state at least seven years next before the date of their election alison.legislature.state.al.us/constitution...
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Alabama Legislature
Official website of the Alabama Legislature. Search bills, acts, and resolutions; access legislative session information and the Code and Constitution of Alabama; and find your state Senators and Repr...
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The narcissist collapses, and like a black hole, tries to suck you in to share the obscene horrors within.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today's word is "meat-heads".
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, but it is politically more palatable than building gas chambers. JFC, that was dark. :-(
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"You're gonna lover her. I love her already. Her boobs are way bigger than Natalie's. Did I just say that out loud?"
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both Vance and Rubio are running around this election season trying desperately to communicate some sort of support for Trump and GOP candidates while simultaneously trying to set the stage for 2028 or Trump kicking the bucket, whichever comes first. A shit sandwich.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Manufacturing construction is down more than 15% this year so far as compared to 2025. The bullshit never stops with Navarro, Hassett, Bessent, and all the other toadies.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I heard about 'fatsos, my immediate thought was, "Ah, so Kimberley has a boy toy in Greece now."
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It's getting so a corrupt oligarch can hardly find a safe country anymore!"
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does Grassley compose social media posts as if he is stuck on a 20 year old Motorola flip phone? Today's word is "dinosaur".
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This does not mitigate the principal damage that AI may bring. It is not about employment; it is about destruction of institutions, international order, and the global environment. We can't beautify that. Regulation is key.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repent! Repent! No Sharpie can save you!
A screen shot of the NOAA map showing Hurricane Isias on track to hit the gulf coast of Mississippi and Alabama, October 9, 2026
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Open the data center front gate, HAL." "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that."
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds educational, mixing politics and marine biology.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a breach in the Rubio facade, that he is "one of the reasonable ones" in the Trump administration, and should be viewed as having a future in government, despite currently serving the most corrupt administration in US history. He is horribly cynical.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trigger warning please. This is almost as bad as the "Alien" baby popping out of the chest.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tina Peters, upon hearing of her imminent early release from prison: "Thank you Gov Polis,” she wrote. “I made mistakes, and for those I am sorry....I have learned and grown during my time in prison and going forward I will make sure that my actions always follow the law..." Oy vey.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is a youtube channel named "Steve Watson". It is a celebration of that very idea. Funny as hell as well.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like the ad for the Trump Knife. I assume it comes with a link to a video about seppuku.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Major Ozempic face. Also, scares children and most pets.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm thinking. Ah ha! Running over hot coals.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Human interactions and relationships are random..." Fire the guy who wrote this. Just do it, and tell him there is no particular reason.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At any given moment, there are only two people Trump is confident are in the room right now: Donald Trump, and everybody's favorite worshipful babe, Natalie Harp. Impermanence of objects has become an issue with Grandpa Don.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt" - Hurt (Nine Inch Nails, as sung by Johnny Cash)
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You must have been a beautiful fluff ball, 'cuz kitty, look at you now!
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A blaze of glory, going out edition.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Outside the Texas bubble of political corruption, Edgar struggles with the human form.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More than ever, a trip to Disney World with your kids is a "death march to happiness".
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tillis: empty suit or road kill?
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The blue is funny, but the food bucket is more relatable. The survivalist grift industry is pushing portable power stations right now. I picture garages piled high with everything needed post-apocalypse.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kiss of death.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WTTW (local news): "Chicago on Pace for Fewer Homicides Than Last Year’s Historic Low: Police October 2, 2026 Through the first three quarters of 2026, Chicago is on pace for fewer homicides than it recorded in 2025, a year that closed with the city’s fewest recorded killings in 60 years."
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Weird old man, weird woman, weird relationship. Maybe Melania is paying her.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To the officials in CA, I would say, don't react in anger; rather, mock him mercilessly as a demented fool.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least we know the names of three people without the sense to stay away from Pete Hegseth and his sweaty agenda. Newt Gingrich. OMG.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My only thought about Roy Moore is, I hope Sassy* found a new home. * his poor little undersized horse.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People tend to move down. From a seat. To another seat. Now, two seats are occupied. If they move again, it's three seats. Pretty soon, the arena is 500, 600, even 700 percent full.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I don't know if he is aware of [insert subject] out here..."
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On DOE web site, list of energy projects, nothing in Alaska is featured. This $150 mil could a "new thing". DOE has an advisory Board. Currently 19 men, one woman. Major emphasis on oil & gas, power gen, incl nuclear, AI/Data centers. Nobody to represent solar, wind, geothermal, hydro. Go figure.
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PhoenixDogLover @phoenixdoglover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did Grandpa Trump talk about wearing an onion on his belt? That's the only thing missing from this trip to La La Land.
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