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@phlebotanist.bsky.social
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alex (they/he) ✨️queer, trans, tired✨️ mostly here for hmj chat 🌛

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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 17h
i like to get cookbooks from the public library then use the library photocopier to make copies of any recipes i want to keep. it's a nice way to to access new cookbooks too without dropping $50 lol
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i've been on a work trip since Monday and it's been good but i'm so ready to be home. t minus 3 hours until i can kiss and hug @loathsometart.bsky.social, eat a home cooked meal, consume some devil's lettuce, have a shower, and slither into my own bed
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the bar lick lmao i love her
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here is some fergus in these trying times
fergus the cat showing belly on a grey office chair that is slated for giveaway but that he is convinced we moved to the kitchen for his convenience fergus on office chair but more tucked up
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
happy birthday, alexis!!!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sending you so much love joy ❤️
fergus the cat asleep on a kitchen chair beside an open window. photo credit to my wife!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
she knows you're her dreamies dealer
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Who Are You My Mummy
Alt: Doctor Who Are You My Mummy from that episode during the blitz in WW2 london and rose meets captain jack for the first time and the evil was nanotechnology from an alien ship trying to heal everyone based on the blueprint of a scared child during an air raid all along oh wow
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
these are all albums i loved and had on repeat at different points during my teens when my taste in music was really solidifying. listening back to some now i can really hear how my current taste in music is influenced by these artists (even the ones i don't like anymore)
My 9 Albums

Chutes Too Narrow by The Shins
Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? by Metric
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning by Bright Eyes
Plans by Death Cab for Cutie
Rotation by Cute is What We Aim For
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys
Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace by The Offspring
Hometowns by The Rural Alberta Advantage
The Rhumb Line by Ra Ra Riot

made with https://www.my9albums.com/
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pushing up my sleeves getting ready to fight your bad brain
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE !!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so why is the disco ball thing shaped like THAT
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
excuse me???
Your identity strength is Basic [from creating a log in for a phone carrier]
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when i started knitting i started with Summer Lee's I'm So Basic sock pattern! it's free and she has videos working through the whole pattern which i found really helpful as a beginner www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
ravelry.com
I'm So Basic Socks pattern by Summer Lee
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone call the academy and get this man an oscar
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy birthday!!!!!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy birthday zora!!!!!!!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is so cool!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy birthday!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love you kullen! so proud of you and manifesting better things ahead ❤️
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oooh okay that would make sense if it's a newer edition! i think i've only ever played an older version haha. hope you had a fun game night!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am very curious about the board game you're playing because it looks a lot like alternative universe 'betrayal at house on the hill'??
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it rained very heavy yesterday and now it's sunny and the sky is blue, the air is fresh and crisp and it smells so fucking good!!! i love the falllllllllll
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when i like one of ryan's posts even though i have no idea what he's talking about
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I say and hear others say PAY-tree-on but I've also heard (usually brits) say PAT-ree-on
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS TURNED OUT SO CUTE YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE WE LOVE OUR CARLY!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy birthday amber!!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
does missing the train have anything to do with the horse manure? consolation for your troubles?
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy birthday!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
reidieFlirt
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new job is going well and my coworkers are very nice but there is a lot to learn and so many social interactions to have and i am feeling extra tired and neurodivergent lately if that makes sense
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i looked these up and top down view has bowling shoe energy?? anyway i am in FULL support live your DREAMS
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that (sgraffito?) vase with the birds is GORGEOUS
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fall asleep in your bed??? okay wild and rebellious
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ooooh it looks great!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i hear instagram commenters love the sound of a certain bald gay's voice maybe he'd lend you his services for a fee
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kermit the Frog Cheering
Alt: Kermit the Frog Cheering woohoo reidie is feeling better!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you got this kullen!!!!!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Well Hello! Let's Celebrate That
Alt: Famous billionaire Oprah Winfrey saying "Well Hello! Let's Celebrate That" to actress Lindsay Lohan and they double high five
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me too! it's actually almost exactly the colour of the sweater i'm knitting right now
DROPS nepal in olive
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
💨
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"draw strength from nature and release powerful energy" aka eat a lot of fibre and release powerful farts. so accurate!!
olive drab, birthday colour for October 12. description: tough and adaptable in any terrain. you draw strength from nature and release powerful energy when needed, offering reassuring dependability and courage to those around you.
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ajarofphlegm
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am a (former) digital print shop gay and this would be my guess! the paper texture looks very rough
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
for your consideration
fergus, a grey and white medium hair cat, lying on a green patterned couch
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
look how tiny he used to be!!! happy 1st birthday, fergie baby!
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it seems like mostly unread spam emails that have never been deleted but like...why???
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
finally got access to the donor email at work....4000 unread emails in the inbox 💀
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alex @phlebotanist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🫂💛
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