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Ashley Allen

@phlashman.uk
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 29/09/2026
I always find top 10's hard, my mum asked for a top 10 playlist once and it clocked in at 114 tracks. So this was really hard.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 02/08/2026
Fellow people pretending to be adults. Apparently having to clean your sofa is a thing (like with a vax not just the hoover!?). I just harvested two of these from one 3 seater.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 02/08/2026
Posted without comment
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 27/07/2026
Boy George just released a pro-Isreal song and in the article about it the final paragraph is…
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 23/07/2026
It's always the fingers
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 22/06/2026
Tube life
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 29/05/2026
When you're on the wrong mailing list: #FuckThat
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 27/05/2026
Ohhhh, the new RSC Tempest good. Now, let's see about some tickets...
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 20/05/2026
I wish every game started like Forza Horizon games do, gets you so hyped to play. Playground really are the best. Though this collection of random I got was really something
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 01/05/2026
To be fair, it doesn't specify of what it's 1/4 of.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 12/04/2026
Surprised he conceded.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 25/03/2026
It's going to be a large wooden horse isn't it?
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 29/01/2026
Ear infection day IV: The Wrath of Kahn
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 28/01/2026
Vanguard sent me a survey as a recent new customer. I normally fill these things in to give feedback as that's good for everyone. So I click the button named "Take our survey" and...
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 19/01/2026
Well.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 22/10/2025
In Reykjavík related news, I'll be returning home soon. So be warned, you know what happened last time!
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 22/10/2025
It's a homage to this classic from Loft in Reykjavík
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 22/10/2025
when i got this tattoo i knew what it symbolized and it DOES represent who I am today
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 12/09/2025
Sometimes scrolling google maps raises more questions than it answers.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 13/08/2025
So after some hard times and hard work I don’t have debt and have a 100% credit score… and then today… what’s this bullshit? Live in debt or we can’t sell you more debt. Is my credit score gaslighting me?
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 24/06/2025
Entirely there with you, it's like a beard, you just got to keep at it until you're there. Also fuck magnets.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 18/04/2025
Tolkien boxed set progress is officially at 50% Hoping for more Fatty Lumpkin action in the second half.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 03/04/2025
Mixed messages from this bus in Paris. Is it a bus for tooting on, or emissions free? Can’t be both?
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 31/03/2025
Having to spend some time waiting for a new passport in Peterborough today, and it’s a lot nicer than I imagined
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 31/03/2025
Did not need this whilst having lunch.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 27/03/2025
I dunno Reykjavík puts up a good fight:
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 20/03/2025
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet that you took.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 25/02/2025
Loved this game. Fuck you WB.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 29/01/2025
Hard hitting journalism
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 24/12/2024
That’ll be the sprouts.
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 20/11/2024
I don't know why every one is going crazy about the new Jaguar logo, when the new Nationwide one is basically "Pay your mortgage or we'll send Pacman round to eat your house!"
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 19/11/2024
Any day you get to ride on the front seat of the DLR is a good day, today I managed it twice!
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 17/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer
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Ashley Allen @phlashman.uk · 16/11/2024
So was it in Rutland or Leicestershire? It can’t be both.
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