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It's us, not you Lady Stardust Peaches. We are entitled #phans and slap our way through #phishbeefs often for nothing but usually to defend our tarps. You deserve better and frankly we 5.0 #phans lack the decency you deserve. It is our curse. We are a cult of the consumerist garbage popular culture.

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Takes tremendous courage to stand up to #phakes especially when they are flocking outside. We know from your posts you are an individual of infinite bravery far beyond pit clicks. We may be trash, Lady Stardust Peaches but you are among the #phinest here in our little cult and we respect you highly.

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Perhaps it's generational or simple differences with remnants of the culture @phish.com grew out of but is there any chance Goose will have a better synergyistic #phlow with Dolan's surveillance state?

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Dr. Sparklefairy @drsparklefairy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One. A singular #phuckable #phan not obsessed with Trey's WGTYM pop star stroke fest, in fact aware of this week's non-fake news. We just hope now that @jonfishman.bsky.social is moving up the fine arts food chain he still has time to play for us in Deadwood, South Dakota this New Years Evening.

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I have 20+ mutuals that follow this guy. So, yeah.

So just because it happened here, it happens at hundreds of thousands of organizations nation wide?

Really?

It seems like you might be the one having their findings on anecdotal evidence.

But you've successfully signaled your virtue of hating frats to PhishSkuy, so it's a win, amirite?

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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry but listening to Cornell 77 is problematic now

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Gumbo Gary @phastenough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yo Salami, they think I’m a Democrat.

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Might have a good look at it's shoes before you sell it any doses.

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Orange you glad it's 5.0 now?

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know it's so hard to tell exactly who's the asshole online or even at a show anymore. That's us in the green shirt with the buzz cut and glasses trying to blow a wookie at a @billystrings.com concert. We were trying to be nice. We were even going to swallow. #PhishBeefs #MePhirst #InphoWars

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So it's like a Phish concert at your work?

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We wear exactly this when we defend our tarp. #phishbeefs #mephirst

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We caught RFK's brain worm live streaming those concerts at home if that's explanation for the things we post at this account now.

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So we're at Big Cypress and a great huge bear, a middle-sized bear, and a little small wee bear walk into our camp sight and ask "Got any molly". "No" we said "But you can all hit this". Nine months later the first ever wookie came popping out of our goldylocked hooch. Since than, wooks everywhere.

InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Glad this brave and ruthless man was not interested in taking the pit or he could've co-opted the #MePhirst movement like Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco tried with MAGA. Our best option is to endorse @secretcabdriver.bsky.social to lead #MePhirst to victory or else were #phucked. #phishbeefs

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We saw the film on the internet. Show'd him well.

You must be particularly easy going to have made it this long. #phishbeefs #mephirst

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Tempted to have some 69th show jokes but they have all been told too many times already.

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It's about being there engulfed in a live experience. The live recording reinforces that experience. The experience we speak of is called being in a cult. It's a cult 2 Barrys to Midnight. Run for your life from a thirty minute Stash.

baked-on grime @cordial.lol · 06/09/2026

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I think Phish weaponize jams. Meaning, they stretch them out so long so when you finally get to recognizable melody and lyrics you are so relieved you become ecstatic.

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ya don't say? Our sponsors The Nitrous Mafia would like to thank you for your patronage and for making all of their ventures a smash. #icecoldphattys

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I think @stoneycase.bsky.social has heard of section 405 at the Sphere! Word travels faster around here than head lice in the back of a Westfalia. #phansky #echochambpher

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The #MePhirst movement is standing back and standing by in the pit.

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InphoWars @phishbeefs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You have no idea how glad we are to be talking sections at Phish shows right now. If we were at Dick's we'd be chomping about it during Free. Loud too.