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Squirrely Baker

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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 5m
I have somehow befriended a 6’5” 280 pound Tongan professional rugby player. Might talk some shit and then hide behind him
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 37m
Listening to my fellow males talk about the Cornell 57
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to see the Billy strings “pit mayor” fucking old creep in the open bathrobe get called out by one of his victims
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guys do you think the man who lives in the toilet and eats all the poop ever gets sad
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can you possibly be mad at me when this is literally me
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love seeing Bryce Harper being a boner on a big stage
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best example I can think of. Trap but make is psych rock.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Guy who is trying to dox the Jane Doe from Cornell also really likes making jokes about rape. I hope he gets a permanently prolapsed anus
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was extremely impressed with the production and performance. Full band, huge energy. RZA made lots of comments about how “diverse” the crowd was lol. Bone Thugs and Mobb Deep also CRUSHED.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just don’t name it something stupid like Claude
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember Alf? He’s back! But in PAWG form!
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry but listening to Cornell 77 is problematic now
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I wanted to start binge watching Star Trek, should I start with TNG? I’ve seen most of the movies but never got into the shows.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Completely forgot that during a hazy evening porch beer session like a month ago with the neighborhood dads, we all decided to go see Wu Tang Clan together. And that’s tonight! One of the dads flexed the credit card and got dope seats.
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Ghostface Killah & Method Man Waving
ALT: Ghostface Killah & Method Man Waving
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It snowed at Alta today
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Christian Bale's Subtle Nod
ALT: Christian Bale's Subtle Nod
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Josh Homme’s glow up will be studied for centuries
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most of my friends joined frats at UConn. I was under some social pressure to join one. Didn’t ever even think once about rushing. Seemed incredibly stupid. I did however, sell these dorks weed and got invited to all their parties anyway, so
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For probably 10 years I thought the Van Halen song “Panama” was called “Animal”. And no one ever corrected me, they just let me make a fool out of myself singing at the top of my lungs it at garage parties.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buddy of mine spent the weekend in Mike Gordon’s old house in VT and I guess he left a bunch of gear behind.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please let it be known that if I die I want my casket carried in to this song.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you smokin then we got more sacks than Troy Polamalu
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Playoff baseball will always remind my of my dad with his rally cap on during the 2004 ALCS. Go Sox!
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting lukewarm soft McDonald’s fries can absolutely ruin your day
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d absolutely fuck the moon right now
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I could share the insanity I am experiencing in my life right now.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crème brûlée donut Excuse me this is entirely too slutty for the morning
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catch me at the MGU function. Luke black is that dude. Reeeeeeeeal Badman
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hang it in the louvre
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks……… They’re calling it the orange bowl. (I hate myself)
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Angine de Poitrine is just Slipknot for math dorks” I’m sorry but have you seen one minute listening to the drums on any Slipknot song?
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All these donuts on the TL boutta make me act up
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the doses you thought were bunk kick in at the same time as the ones you replaced them with
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Miss France's Iconic 'FRAAAAANCE!'
ALT: Miss France's Iconic 'FRAAAAANCE!'
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And now for a joke a wrote in 9th grade history class. How do Ethiopians say goodbye? Abyssinia!
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What in the actual I’m gonna hurl
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stood admiring this GT3 Touring for like 10 mins. The owner came out and I complimented her on the spec. I said “I could spend all day fiddling around on the Porsche website and it would probably be this exact spec” She talked to me about it for like 10 mins. Walked me through the whole car. Swoon
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hornsby mondays youtu.be/ptscwD2a6h0?...
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Bruce Hornsby ~ Wharf Rat ~ 8/9/95
YouTube video by Vraciusmusicjones
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turned 5 two weeks ago and she already needed a 20” bike with gears and brakes and suspension. Thank god for clueless boomers on fb marketplace who sell $800 bikes for $50. This is her fourth size up in 2 years STOP GROWING.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday morning mag moon www.reddit.com/r/obscuremus...
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From the obscuremusicthatbangs community on Reddit: Mildlife ▪︎▪︎ The Magnificent Moon
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THEY PLAYIN NECK LMAOOOOOO
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HOTTY GOT DANG TODDY
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update. I made soup!
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here’s the deal. If I send you music. It means I really like you.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just got these in my weekly farm share box and I have no idea what they are or what to do with them. Send help.
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No fucking way lmao
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is absolutely SMOKING HOT JAMBALAYA www.reddit.com/r/gratefulde...
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From the gratefuldead community on Reddit: Extended Family: Bobby sits in with Bruce for a smokin' Jack Straw (10.27.1995)
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jupiter latte
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Squirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t want a large Farva I want a got damn literacola
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