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jenny (phire)

@phirephoenix.com
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I write code for a living and words for my sins. occasional blog posts at phirephoenix.com, weekly newsletter for organizing/activism in Toronto at @showuptoronto.ca.

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 19/09/2026
damn straight
photo of a tim hortons harry potter promo decal on a window with “fuck terfs” scrawled across it
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/09/2026
I can’t believe this eve-from-walle-ass dude is 1) real and 2) called an arse, I love birds (I saw a different photo of a frilled monarch on the discover page that was so absurd looking I went to check if it was AI lmao)
a white bird with a black head/face and wings/tail and bright blue eyes standing on a twig and looking quizzical screenshot from wikipedia that reads “ The frilled monarch (Arses
telescopthalmus) is a species of bird in the family Monarchidae. As currently defined, its range is restricted to forest on New Guinea and nearby smaller islands, but historically it has included some or all of the remaining members of the genus Arses as subspecies.”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 02/09/2026
apple weather simultaneously thinks the rain will stop in 32 minutes and also that there's going to be thunderstorming for the next several hours, COME ON TEMU TIM APPLE
screenshot of apple weather app centered on Toronto showing 27C and a Thunderstorm. one widget says "rain expected to stop in 32 min", another widget has hourly forecasts between now and 9pm with each hour showing a little cloud with rain or rain and lightning and at least 60% likelihood of precipitation.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 02/09/2026
honestly a pretty good use of the system but I also kind of imagine everyone who is in range to receive and need to act on it will have already, uh, felt the large hail hitting them
emergency alert from environment canada: destructive winds and very large hail in this mobile area. take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approaches. shelter from flying debris if outside.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/08/2026
listen the name is a matter of historic record (Lightfoot, G., 1976)
Lake Ontario labelled "Lake Does Anyone Know Where The Love of God Goes", a line from the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, which is mostly about Lake Superior but am I going to pass up the chance for an Edmund Fitzgerald gag obviously not
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/08/2026
today I paddleboarded up an idyllic river and floated back down while I read, and I brought this with me mooooostly because I had four chapters to go before book club, but also just in case the funniest thing ever happened (don’t worry I only got snagged on some reeds and driftwood)
a copy of emily wilson’s translation of the odyssey held up against a backdrop of the nose of a stand up paddleboard visible in a beautiful river, still as lethe
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/08/2026
have you heard the good news about our lords and saviours: cats
an impossibly beautiful brown cat with a white snout and belly sleeping on her side on a yellow ottoman
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 09/08/2026
we made it
a vertical restaurant sign with a blue parrot perched on the edge. the sign says “margaritaville”. the edge of the building is painted like a beach scene
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/08/2026
just outside the arch, shockingly high production value on the cardstock
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/08/2026
current status
walter white screaming out the window of a car:   

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me!
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/08/2026
an important message from me and my large daughter
a selfie-angle of a big fluffy brown and white cat with a delightfully pink nose sitting on the lap of someone wearing a tshirt that says “don’t email me”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/08/2026
you can almost see it in this photo, there’s a round silver thing on the post near the house and if you push it a bunch of water spouts on the ground shoot into the bird bath. it’s VERY satisfying
heavily zoomed into the third photo of the previous set, of a little black rectangle sticking up behind the bird bath circled in red
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 03/08/2026
if there is a maximum amount of peaches you’re supposed to eat in one sitting it is simply none of my business
a heaping bowl of quartered fresh ontario peaches
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 01/08/2026
lifehack: log off this cursed site and buy yourself some flowers at the farmer’s market
a gorgeous pink and purple bouquet with snapdragons and lots of other big flowers I don’t know the name of
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 31/07/2026
alright fine this is objectively a very funny email subject for something scheduled for 6:30pm on the last day of the month
email from NDP finance team titled “our last ask this month”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 31/07/2026
This week's Show Up Toronto is a little late, due to life, but we've got a fun little write-up of the Billy Bishop saga and a ton of organizing and mobilizing events around the city as per usual! Thanks to @ruhee.ca for the photo buttondown.com/showup/archi...
a close up of a No Jets TO lawn sign that's somewhat battered, with black marker crossing out the central "No Jets TO" message and a big scribbled "WE WON" around the edges, in bold all caps with hearts all around
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/07/2026
overhead view of presumably a doctor interviewing a patient who is shackled, with the caption “so every single one of these open tabs contains valuable information you’ll return to?”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/07/2026
update my cat the love of my life is my true white whale
big fluffy brown cat with white booties in front and white pantaloons in the back is lying on top of a yellow shelf, having nosed a beautiful hard pack copy of moby dick out of her usual position and is now sniffing the edge dubiously
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 24/07/2026
Melville’s preacher uses “shipmates” the way annoying leftists use “comrades” and it’s very funny to me, an annoying leftist
"Now Jonah's Captain, shipmates, was one whose discernment detects crime in any, but whose cupidity exposes it only in the penniless.
In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers” from Moby Dick by Herman Melville
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 17/07/2026
“the mortifying ordeal of being known? me?”
selfie view of a brown and white cat sitting with her head poking above the top of a desk, with a keyboard in the foreground and a person with tattoos and a blue tshirt providing her perch in the background
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/07/2026
lmao mirvish what the fuck this is like saying saturday was named for the car company saturn
a screenshot of a mirvish promo email with a line highlighted that reads “& Juliet is the perfect show to see in July — because the month is named after Juliet herself”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 04/07/2026
I got kitty a cooling mat and she not only sat down as soon as I plopped her onto it but I moved it under the bed where she normally likes to sleep and every time I’ve walked past she’s been on it in a different configuration, can I get a human sized one of these
overhead shot of brown and black cat with white paws draped across a rectangular beige gel mat the same cat lying across the gel mat underneath a bed, the camera is near the ground and her face which is resting on the mat itself is staring out at the camera the same cat is rolled over on her back on the far side of the gel mat underneath a slatted bed, about halfway inthe same cat is sitting on the gel mat near the edge, still under the bed, with her little paws stretched out before her and she’s looking up and to the left
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 19/06/2026
I used my internet handle because my actual name is incredibly overloaded and a bunch of the models think I am a famous twitch streamer, and I was like oh interesting! I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any crossover tags for this person, and idk what the lesson here is lol but it’s something lol
screenshot of in the weights results for phirephoenix, assessing it as a variety twitch streamer known for cozy content screenshot of the twitch account phirephoenix, with no content and no followers
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 18/06/2026
plus ça change
Polymarket tweet: JUST IN: Meta's CTO says morale is near "the worst it's ever been" — leadership will offer increased snack budgets to lift spirits.ancient meme of a tech bro standing beside a square pizza box as long and wide as he is tall, which is open to reveal four different square pizzas, and superimposed on the open box top are the words “please don’t form a union”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 14/06/2026
local historian gay af (complimentary)
description of luddite activist george mellor from brian merchant’s blood in the machine: 

Born in 1789, the year the French Revolution caught fire, George had a staunch moral code, a sharp tongue, and charisma to spare. He stood "six feet by the stick, and with shoulders well back, and strong, firm, warm hands that gripped you to make you tingle," as one local historian described him. "His eyes were brown and full of fire, and dark auburn hair curled close upon a rounded head. He had a temper, if you like, but he never bore malice.

George's strong, square jaw accentuated his "resolute, determined appearance," as another writer put it. He was righteous, impatient, and blunt, a man of "iron will and reckless daring."
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 14/06/2026
we had to effect a 7am rescue of my big beautiful dumbass cat this morning
rough illustration of a cat stuck on a ledge underneath a window, a woman dangling out the window reaching down to pick her up, and a man hanging onto the waist of the woman so she doesn’t also fall to her death
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 14/06/2026
felt cute, whomst wants to sponsor
selfie of a chinese woman with long hair and glasses with a stop sign clearly visible over her right shoulder and a campari umbrella over her left, and there’s a hastily scrawled “time” underneath the umbrella so that the whole picture reads “stop, campari time”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 12/06/2026
panel 3 from the floccinaucinihilipilification comic of a mermaid saying with narrowed eyes and disgruntled mien “I will fucking increase the fucking thing”
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 07/06/2026
“I should go back to tumblr” superimposed over the I should buy a boat cat
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 28/05/2026
to be a cat in a box in a ray of sunlight
a cat in a box in a ray of sunlight
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 21/05/2026
this is the university professor liberals want
a beautiful yet stern long haired persian mix cat lying on a bed with her front paws crossed, sitting beside two stacks of books taller than she is, featuring a mix of culture, racism, leftist theory, and inexplicably a copy of the exorcist
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 04/05/2026
not to substance shame but I think my cat got wasted on bubble wrap
top down view of big fluffy cat lying draped across a stretch of bubble wrap on the floor, clearly passed out
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 01/05/2026
happy may day friends, labour is entitled to all it creates
red international workers day poster, with a hammer and gear in the centre and the words "organize sabotage strike" around the gear, "1st of may" written above, and illustrations of various tools of work scattered around, including farming tools but also books, needles, stethoscopes, etc.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 01/05/2026
Fuck yes @dianachanmcnally.bsky.social!!!!!
Screenshot of Diana Chan McNally’s profile, with a bio indicating she’s running for Parkdale High Park city council
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 25/04/2026
hello can I interest you in the most beautiful cat in the world
a grey brown persian mix kitty with white paws and big green eyes is perched on the back of a chair, with a woman in glasses and a red tshirt snuggled up to her
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 25/04/2026
knock-off javert-ass motherfucker
Screenshot of Atlantic article 

Theft Is Now Progressive Chic

In some left-wing corners of the commentariat, moral rectitude is out. Flagrant disregard of the social contract is in.

By Thomas Chatterton Williams
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 24/04/2026
good evening to the basque fishermen of 1609 who liberated their female relations from the witch hunt and I do mean only to the basque fishermen of 1609 who liberated their female relations from the witch hunt

From Sylvia Federici's Caliban and the Witch (2004), emphasis and notes mine:

That this propaganda successfully divided women from men is suggested by the fact that, despite individual attempts by sons, husbands, or fathers to save their female relatives from the stake, with ONE EXCEPTION, we have no record of any male organizations opposing the persecution. The exception is the case of the fishermen of the Basque region where the French Inquisitor Pierre Lancre was conducting mass trials that led to the burning of perhaps as many as six hundred women. Mark Kurlansky reports that the fishermen had been been absent, engaged in the annual cod season. But,

[when the men] of the St.-Jean-de-Luz cod fleet, one of the largest [from Basque country] heard rumors of their wives, mothers, and daughters [being] stripped, stabbed, and many already executed, the 1609 cod campaign was ended two months early. The fishermen returned, clubs in hands, and liberated a convoy of witches being taken to the burning place. This one popular resistance was all it took to stop the trials... (Kurlansky 2001: 102)

(handwritten note: #notallmen)

The intervention of the Basque fishermen against the persecution of their female relatives was a unique event. NO OTHER GROUP OR ORGANIZATION rose up in defense of the witches. We know, instead, that some men made a business of denouncing women...
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/04/2026
honestly that’s so valid
screenshot of bsky’s notification tab with a “forbidden” error
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 30/03/2026
“vote tanille for ndp” leader orange header over an photo of the legs of ndp leadership candidate tanille johnson showing a fresh tattoo above the back of her left ankle, which is of a layered cake on a stand email that starts “Hi friend,

So... I did it. I got a cake tattoo.

It's meaningful, cute, and it brings a smile to my face. What sparked this wild idea in the first place is the iconic Tony McQuail's "Economic Cake Chart." You know the one!”

above a photo of ndp leadership candidate tanille johnson wearing an orange blazer pulling up her pant leg to show her fresh tattoo to tony mcqual in classic denim shirt and straw hat
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 28/03/2026
Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie (2026)
a photo of a TTC sign on the upstairs wall facing people going downstairs on a subway station that says “look out, be safe! watch your step when getting on and off the escalator”, with a sleeping pigeon on top of the sign.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 24/03/2026
my dog is very sad I won’t give him any kimchi
brown potcake dog lying on couch with head on paws looking up soulfully
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/03/2026
follow-up: she fell asleep in a super normal position, that all cats sleep in normally
big fluffy cat lying on its side across legs under a duvet, with its face nestled in the dip between legs
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/03/2026
for your consideration: the most interesting cat in the world
a big fluffy cat lying across a legs underneath a duvet posed like the dos equis man
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026
(I feel compelled to note for the purposes of nerd cred that I had a different account I was using pre-2011, I've been on lastfm since 2006 but back in the day they didn't have username renaming features or I wasn't willing to pay for it idk)
another lastfm bar chart that just has entries from 2006-2010, averaging around 5-10k each with 2009 peaking at 25k scrobbles.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026
I know we're well into 2026 and the "in/out" format is done but I am here to say 2026 is the year we should all get back on lastfm
a bar chart timeline of last.fm scrobbles from 2011 to 2026, with values varying from ~5k a year to over 10k a year, a very small value in 2018 (probably less than 1k), nothing at all for 2019-2024, a teeny bar in 2025, and a substantially bigger chunk in 2026
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026
this is from a stupid subway ad campaign that wealthsimple is running in toronto that I find deeply irritating, but the first time I walked by this pillar I thought the circled line said “stock evangelion” and was almost a little impressed before my brain caught up to my eyes
a bright yellow pillar with extremely difficult to read silver text that almost certainly doesn’t pass wcag, full of trite phrases that are meant to evoke futuristic things you should associate with wealthsimple I guess I don’t fucking know. some examples include “artificial intelligence” juxtaposed with “actual intelligence”, geddit. other examples include artificial husbands, bunkers, rice and beans, hyperinflation, hyper affordability, and lots of other largely incomprehensible nonsequiturs.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/02/2026
a gar is a fuel that goes in a flar
photo of an aquarium sign about an endangered fish in Ontario called a spotted gar
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/02/2026
instead of getting mad at the main character du jour I think you should read my essay about choosing friction instead. I mean you can do both but I feel like the second one is more pleasant phirephoenix.com/blog/2025-10...
The thing that makes art interesting is that it was created by people who could have chosen to spend their time doing literally anything else. Do you know how long it takes to write a novel? Isn't it amazing how many people have done it anyway? Every human-authored book in the world, even the ones I think are absolute trash and not worth the paper they're printed on, is the culmination of hundreds or maybe thousands of hours of work by someone who had something they really, really wanted to say. Those are hundreds or maybe thousands of hours they could have chosen to spend hiking or cuddling their pets or socializing with their loved ones or playing Hades, but this thing they had to say was too important to ignore. I just think that's neat.The problem with AI output masquerading as art is not that it's technically inept, or even uncanny. Al media generation has come a long way in the last five years and might well continue to improve technically. The problem with AI "art" is that it was not the expression of a mortal being choosing to spend its one wild and precious life clawing its way through mediocrity to try and imperfectly communicate a feeling with other mortal beings who, by definition, can never fully comprehend it, and therefore it is fundamentally uninteresting to me.
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/02/2026
as always
post from visenyaism: Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 02/02/2026
Update - we continue to investigate failures impacting Github Actions hosted-runner jobs. We have identified the root cause and are working with our upstream provider to mitigate."Guess who just got 🎵 yelled 🎵 at 🎵" comic from Achewood
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