jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/09/2026I can’t believe this eve-from-walle-ass dude is 1) real and 2) called an arse, I love birds (I saw a different photo of a frilled monarch on the discover page that was so absurd looking I went to check if it was AI lmao) 061
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 02/09/2026apple weather simultaneously thinks the rain will stop in 32 minutes and also that there's going to be thunderstorming for the next several hours, COME ON TEMU TIM APPLE 120
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 02/09/2026honestly a pretty good use of the system but I also kind of imagine everyone who is in range to receive and need to act on it will have already, uh, felt the large hail hitting them 320
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/08/2026listen the name is a matter of historic record (Lightfoot, G., 1976) 0154
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/08/2026today I paddleboarded up an idyllic river and floated back down while I read, and I brought this with me mooooostly because I had four chapters to go before book club, but also just in case the funniest thing ever happened (don’t worry I only got snagged on some reeds and driftwood) 1341
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/08/2026have you heard the good news about our lords and saviours: cats 1626
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/08/2026just outside the arch, shockingly high production value on the cardstock 110
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/08/2026you can almost see it in this photo, there’s a round silver thing on the post near the house and if you push it a bunch of water spouts on the ground shoot into the bird bath. it’s VERY satisfying 160
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 03/08/2026if there is a maximum amount of peaches you’re supposed to eat in one sitting it is simply none of my business 4252525
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 01/08/2026lifehack: log off this cursed site and buy yourself some flowers at the farmer’s market 0211
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 31/07/2026alright fine this is objectively a very funny email subject for something scheduled for 6:30pm on the last day of the month 0120
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 31/07/2026This week's Show Up Toronto is a little late, due to life, but we've got a fun little write-up of the Billy Bishop saga and a ton of organizing and mobilizing events around the city as per usual! Thanks to @ruhee.ca for the photo buttondown.com/showup/archi... 1133
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 27/07/2026update my cat the love of my life is my true white whale 070
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 24/07/2026Melville’s preacher uses “shipmates” the way annoying leftists use “comrades” and it’s very funny to me, an annoying leftist 1271
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/07/2026lmao mirvish what the fuck this is like saying saturday was named for the car company saturn 3171
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 04/07/2026I got kitty a cooling mat and she not only sat down as soon as I plopped her onto it but I moved it under the bed where she normally likes to sleep and every time I’ve walked past she’s been on it in a different configuration, can I get a human sized one of these 0231
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 19/06/2026I used my internet handle because my actual name is incredibly overloaded and a bunch of the models think I am a famous twitch streamer, and I was like oh interesting! I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any crossover tags for this person, and idk what the lesson here is lol but it’s something lol 290
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 14/06/2026we had to effect a 7am rescue of my big beautiful dumbass cat this morning 0330
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 04/05/2026not to substance shame but I think my cat got wasted on bubble wrap 1192
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 01/05/2026happy may day friends, labour is entitled to all it creates 0183
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 25/04/2026hello can I interest you in the most beautiful cat in the world 3370
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 24/04/2026good evening to the basque fishermen of 1609 who liberated their female relations from the witch hunt and I do mean only to the basque fishermen of 1609 who liberated their female relations from the witch hunt 0152
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/03/2026follow-up: she fell asleep in a super normal position, that all cats sleep in normally 2504
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 16/03/2026for your consideration: the most interesting cat in the world 210312
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026(I feel compelled to note for the purposes of nerd cred that I had a different account I was using pre-2011, I've been on lastfm since 2006 but back in the day they didn't have username renaming features or I wasn't willing to pay for it idk) 220
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026I know we're well into 2026 and the "in/out" format is done but I am here to say 2026 is the year we should all get back on lastfm 3200
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 23/02/2026this is from a stupid subway ad campaign that wealthsimple is running in toronto that I find deeply irritating, but the first time I walked by this pillar I thought the circled line said “stock evangelion” and was almost a little impressed before my brain caught up to my eyes 190
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 06/02/2026instead of getting mad at the main character du jour I think you should read my essay about choosing friction instead. I mean you can do both but I feel like the second one is more pleasant phirephoenix.com/blog/2025-10... 0175