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Phil Tyler

@philtyleruk.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Husband, father, grandfather, IT geek, writer, biker, drummer, LGBTQ+ ally, & erratic sweary Jesus follower. Check out my books…they’re really good. 🪐📚 Gran Raid - Paperback amzn.to/3MI4QAd philipalantyler.co.uk for free stories

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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caroline Knapp-Shappy has been rude to her final passenger, annoyed her last pilot, and Arthur will be bereft. 😢 RIP. #CabinPressure @johnfinnemore.bsky.social
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t know about you, but I found the partial eclipse somewhat anticlimactic. #Eclipse #WhatEclipse #PrettyClouds #Timelapse
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Common dolphins. #Mull #SeaLifeMull #Holidays
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The viewers didn’t enjoy it much either!
Photo of Claudia Winkleman with caption
“Claudia Winkleman quits chat show after one series, saying she was
'too nervous to enjoy it'”
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yep. Ass-holes gotta ass-hole. 🤬
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Only use AI for analysis, spotting patterns, solving boring problems, curing cancer etc. Stop using it to put creative people out of work! I don’t want a future where music, art, literature, movies, human expression is created by a machine blending other people’s creativity into meaningless slop!
You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not liberating human creativity.
You are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft
"training data."
-Naomi Klein
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Goodreads users have been leaving some very nice reviews for my book “Gran Raid”, check them out at the link below. www.goodreads.com/book/show/20... You can get the book on Amazon and AppleBooks. #goodreads #books #crimenovel #cozycrime #thursdaymurderclub #pensioners #crimefiction #reviews
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Saw this on instagram. Yep, that about sums it up.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A stunning sky tonight from our back garden.
Glorious pink and blue sunset
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Venus and Jupiter! Venus is the brighter one. Gorgeous sunset in Croatia…again.
Venus and Jupiter! Venus is the brighter one.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A lovely swim in the sea. #croatia #swimming
Three people, including the OP, swimming in the sea. Two have their identities hidden with smily faces.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sun’s almost out and rain has stopped. Going for a swim.
The sun breaking through the clouds
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Day two. A bit different.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Shit view. Not coming here again. 😉 #Sarcasm #NotGoingToGetMuchWritingDone
Me on the balcony of our rental apartment. The view if the sea from our balcony.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nothing. That’s what I need to know. Absolutely nothing at all.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Going to read my first Stephen King…. I love crime fiction but don’t love horror. So I’m easing myself in gently!
Stephen King’s book HOLLY
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Amazing visit to the Vale of Rheidol museum. It’s brilliant and best of all it’s free. #ValeOfRheidol #NarrowGauge #Steam #SteamEngines #Wales #Aberystwyth
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Who’s with me? #CRAP #AI #ART
I am starting a petition to no longer refer to Al "art" as Al art but instead as Computer-Rendered Artificial Pictures
(CRAP).
Pass it on.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Starting tomorrow and running for 2 weeks (up to my birthday) you can get the Kindle version of my novel Gran Raid for 99p! Grab yourself a bargain and enjoy an exciting caper about bank robbing pensioners turning the tables on a corrupt banker and some dodgy gangsters. amzn.to/3G3ki6h #bargain
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Well this just looks like good sense to me…shame so many countries, our own included, would really struggle to get a majority of the population on board with it. (Largely thanks to a toxic popular press that love a good us/them divide).
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sleepy puppy.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women’s Day! I’m so grateful to the immensely wise, strong, capable, compassionate women in my life. Especially my wife, daughter, mum and sisters. Let’s hope the current pushback against women’s rights around the world is merely a blip and genuine equality is achieved.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We’re away with our best friends for a few days at Trearddur Bay on Anglesey. The sea was very very cold. (Who knew?) so a short dip was all I managed. Hopefully a swim will happen.
Two idiots in the freezing cold sea watched by a dog.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
At a very dear friend’s 60th birthday and he has a Kylie sing-a-like. If you love Kylie’s music then I’m sure she’s brilliant. I love Kylie - just not a massive fan of the music.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
😂😂😂😂 1.3!!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a film below 3.5 on IMDb. I still think 1.3 is generous and more than it deserves, from everything I’ve heard about it. And no, I’m not going to watch it to make up my own mind for the same reason I’m not putting a red-hot poker up my ass to see if it hurts.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yep
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hello new followers! I always follow back people who interact with me (but will often follow accounts that look interesting). I’m an author and IT technician. The books are my passion. Search for “Gran Raid” if you like the idea of pensioners robbing banks, for “Coronnol” for sci-fi adventure!
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
DISASTER!! My very favourite mug is smashed beyond repair. Snapped in half and a then some! 😢 Perfect size, perfect fit for my hand, kept the tea hot for ages. Can’t find them for sale anywhere.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’ve seen a lot of poor design when working in IT but this takes the cake for just making turning something on or off difficult. #DesignedByIdiots #StupidDesign #DesignFail #Intuitive
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
So what’s your favourite annoying Americanism? Here’s mine. #FELON47 #IMPEACH #CONVICT #IMPRISON #REBUILD #EDUCATE
What’s your favourite annoying Americanism?

Mine’s the phrase “we’re pregnant”. No, you’re not. Not unless you’re two pregnant lesbians. One of you is pregnant. The other is a spectator. 

Oh no, hang on, it’s not that. It enough monumentally stupid people voting in a corrupt, narcissistic bully with no impulse control, zero morals and a flagrant disregard for the rule of law. Twice. That’s the one.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yep. That seems about right.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sadly this is mostly true about the government over there. The democrats HAVE to focus, resist, consistently point out the shit MAGA are doing, and sweep the board in the midterms to ensure Felon 47 is the lamest of lame duck presidents. Then once back in abolish ICE and repair the USA. #easy
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Dry January can get in the bin. #Guinness #Pizza #Enjoy
Pizza and Guinness original
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hello new followers! Great to see you. I usually only follow back people who actually interact with me, but there are exceptions. If you like reading the. You’ll likely books… Gran Raid UK amzn.to/3MI4QAd USA a.co/d/h34u21i Coronnol UK amzn.to/3P6knbu USA a.co/d/9OgffvX
Random photo of me (on the left) with Frankenstein’s monster in a recent trip to Edinburg.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Wow! Well, what an ending! I can’t believe they’re going to unravel that fabulous finale & make season 4. I hope they’ve got a superb story lined up ‘cos it’s going to be very difficult to follow that. One of the best shows I’ve ever watched. www.imdb.com/title/tt2374... #TedLasso #Perfection
Screen shot of Jason Sudekis as Ted Lasso
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I just want to be near you while you write. #puppy #writerslife
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Don’t let looks deceive you! He’s a demon in dog form. After a morning of excellent behaviour and a nice nap he’s decided that this afternoon he will pee, then poop, and then wee again in the living room. I am getting NO writing done. Previous writing available here… philipalantyler.co.uk
A cute black toy poodle puppy fast asleep
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Well that’s Christmas back in the attic for another year. Hope you all had a peaceful and enjoyable time whatever you were doing. And let’s hope 2026 picks up a bit, it’s not been a stellar start (looking at you Tango Tyrant). Obligatory plug for novels and free stories… philipalantyler.co.uk
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
One Book 📚 One Movie 🎥 One Album 💿 One TV Show 📺
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Took Odin’s to the local pet shop’s “Puppy Hour”. He had a great time once he was with the little dogs and not the labradors!! And now the obligatory plug… Gran Raid UK amzn.to/3MI4QAd USA a.co/d/h34u21i Coronnol UK amzn.to/3P6knbu USA a.co/d/9OgffvX #WritersLife #Books
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
So we’re a day and half into 2026 here in the UK. How’s it going for you? I have puppy asleep on my feet. Which is nice and a pretty promising start. And now the obligatory plug… Gran Raid UK amzn.to/3MI4QAd USA a.co/d/h34u21i Coronnol UK amzn.to/3P6knbu USA a.co/d/9OgffvX #WritersLife #Books
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Dear Marks and Spencer, The monochrome pictures on your pizzas are NOT classy. They make the pizza’s look like they’ve gone bad. Yuck.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Just one day to go. Happy Christmas Eve everyone.
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If you’re near Droitwich you have one more chance to see this excellent show tomorrow night. (19th Dec) www.ticketsource.co.uk/norburytheat... @mitchbenn.bsky.social
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Mags and I are in Manchester to watch the marvellous Mitch Benn perform his one man version of “A Christmas Carol” using the same abridged text that Dickens himself used when he performed it. Mitch is seriously talented and well worth following. #Excited #Christmas @mitchbenn.bsky.social
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Meet Odin. The newest member of the family. Turns out neither my wife, nor I, can bear the thought of doglessness. #odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yep
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Phil Tyler @philtyleruk.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I’ll try not to spam you all with too many dog photos but, you know, this dog was THE best. I have no theological basis for dog having an eternal soul but if they don’t there’s something fundamentally wrong with a heaven where you don’t get your beloved companions back.
A cute black poodle looking at the cameraA cute black poodle on the grass with his ballA cute black poodle looking at the camera with a questioning look. A cute black poodle sitting pretty in a Motorhome.
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