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Phil Snelson

@philsnelson.bsky.social
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Manchester United football club, qualified counsellor 🔥 embers therapy 🔥

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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And Melbourne city, New York City etc… it’s potentially bigger than anything we’ve seen so far (I do think they’ll largely get away with it mind you).
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New one to be released at spurs I think mate ☺️
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You may enjoy my piece in RN this month
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Fininho @fino76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
51% fan ownership in the Premier League is the only way forward now. We can all point and laugh at City - but Manchester United in its current state is an absolute disgrace too.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
KitTok — Wednesday, 23-09-2026 👕 📅 1 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 124 I scored 32 pts (16 team 16 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk
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Football Kit Game — Guess the Shirt Daily
Play the free daily football kit game. Reveal tiles on a hidden shirt, guess the club and year, share your score — new kit quiz every day.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sangre
Dimscûa · Sangre · Song · 2026
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not going to Fulham today, which is a shame cause it’s a good day out. Hope the reds give it to Ratcliffe - he’ll deffo be there… it’s not far from the team he supports after all. Send him back to his life as an immigrant with no doubt that he’s not wanted here.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just like the Glazers, Jim Ratcliffe’s a cunt. Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seen loads already… South stand used to be the home of the old curmudgeon, now it is full of influencers and “EPL” tourists.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s gorgeous - is he married do you know?
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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I'M So Excited
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RedNews @rednews.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We recorded a Podcast after the game. Then to sum it up, lost the audio. So here’s take two. New RedNewsPodcast 314 after Everton 2-2. On itunes at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/r... On spotify at open.spotify.com/show/3rTKJP0... Listen online audioboom.com/posts/894943...
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Red News
Soccer Podcast · Updated Weekly · Red News is an independent, satirical Manchester United unofficial supporters' fanzine founded in 1987 - for adults only, contains expletives - which talks about all ...
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I thought after the early “foul” not being given he looked a bit of it today. No blame of course but not the presence he normally is.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So Michael Owen is an emotionless fucking weirdo… always the ones you least expect
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lord Martinez dribbling out of defence - Jesus Christ no
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Smiling Politely
Alt: Homer Simpson introducing himself to billy Corgan of the smashing pumpkins- “Homer Simpson Smiling Politely”
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I too would not be shocked if the Antichrist was walking among us. He may wear a silly red hat.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Life comes at you fast eh? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Deported Milo Yiannopoulos says he is ‘ashamed’ of support for Trump
British far-right pundit breaks silence on ICE arrest and deportation and says he was ‘really, really terrified’
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Great photo of the youngest just before he scored a try. I don’t get rugby at all but god love him he’s been raised in Warrington.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I forgot hot honey… when Nells first started doing that on pizza I was having it but it’s on everything!!
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Five emperors new clothes; 1. Barbecues 2. Podcasts 3. “Footy scran” 4. Farm shops 5. Star wars (emperors new clothes strike back more like).
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pal of mine sits in front of the press box and the padded seats start on his row so they’ve weirdly split a block which means one lad paying £53 a ticket is sitting next to someone who paid £300… absolutely nuts.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A united pie I’m guessing. Probably at lava like temperature
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Yoda from Star Wars
ALT: Yoda from Star Wars
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ecru BonMarché
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RedNews @rednews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In between everyone on holidays, real world, school breaks, work, we’ve recorded a quick New RedNewsPodcast311 to welcome the new season. mix of views from few Reds. itunes at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/r... spotify at open.spotify.com/show/3rTKJP0... Listen online audioboom.com/posts/894300...
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Red News
Soccer Podcast · Updated Weekly · Red News is an independent, satirical Manchester United unofficial supporters' fanzine founded in 1987 - for adults only, contains expletives - which talks about all ...
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cricket fans singing wonderwall at headingley then clapping themselves … not for me Geoffrey 🗑️
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At Haven with the kids. There’s a fella in black polo shirt with a massive surgical mask printed on the front and the phrase; “they don’t, and never will work… stop listening to their bullshit”… I don’t think it’s a Paul Smith
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Queuing in a straight line at a bar is not normal, the whole game of getting the servers attention is part of growing up.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.virginexperiencedays.co.uk/product/manc... It’s weird how many tickets are available above face value but presumably via official club sources? More for members presumably. 🤷🏼
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Manchester United vs AFC Bournemouth East Stand Premier League Tickets for Two - 24th October 2026 - Virgin Experience Days
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mosh • sertraline • onesie • beer goggles • bacterial vaginosis
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thirty seconds to behind bars more like… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers
The actor and musician faces allegations from 10 women in total who say he mistreated them as teenagers.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah I agree Ian; it’s not generations of family or a connection to a place, it’s not because every best memory you have is attached to Manchester United and it’s not because you made best friends a long the way… you’re right Ian, it’s the name and that’s it. That’s why it’s so easy to give up.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SuperTed has height and reach advantage plus I think spotty man would be more useful than Penfold in a corner. I’m going SuperTed in an early knock out.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
6 foot 5… hard as fuck
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thought that was more likely to inspire a trump
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s simple - they don’t want us.
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Rik Mayall's Richie: That's a Smashing Blouse!
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
At the same tournament, Tom heaton was a proper decent lad… make of that what you will
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Want me to tell you how much of a twat he was at a kids football tournament recently to make you feel better??!
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sure Christopher Lee did a metal album in later life too… can officially tell my mum it’s not a phase!
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s 95 right?
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is he the one we need to circle the wagons for this season? Whilst all the no marks sing “you let your country down”…
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Batman & Robin
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Very well produced this one
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Phil Snelson @philsnelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ended for me when beckham scored the free kick against Greece. Cockneys in k stand giving him pure shit all game then celebrating cause they get to go and throw pints around a warehouse in summer. Hackneyed phrase, but i have more interest in united winning a throw than them winning a world cup.
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